Disclaimer: If I owned TDI, Noah would've kissed more than just Cody's ear winkwink
Song: Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me
By: Tata Young
Performer: Noah
Reason for picking this: To make fun of Heather.
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Ch.1: Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Noah?
(Screaming Gophers are sitting on amphitheater bleachers)
Lindsey: Soooo what are we waiting for?
Izzy: Well me and Noah made this bet on who could verbally bash Chef without getting the crap beaten out of them which totally reminds me this one time where my brother-
All: Get to the point!
Izzy: Okay, fine! Anyway after some quick healing Noah lost the bet and now he's gonna perform for us.
Cody: Let's just hope it's not an "exotic" performance.
Izzy: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Cody: Shut it!
(Noah comes out dressed exactly like Heather)
Trent: (Starts snickering)...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Owen: Ooooh pretty!
Noah: Let's get this over with. (puts on Heather wig)
Izzy: Alright, party time! (presses play)
Noah: I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
I'm the kind of girl the girls don't like
I'm the kind that boys fantasize
I'm the kind that you mama and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable
But that's only to the boys who don't have the right approach or ride that makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hoar late
And when it comes to the guys I'd lay
I'd always pick the ones who won't figure out that I was clearly rebel to the idea of monogamy
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
Sexy sexy sexy
Naughty naughty naughty
Bitchy bitchy bitchy
Me
Sexy sexy sexy
Naughty naughty naughty
Bitchy bitchy bitchy
Me
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my shorts to be a little too shorty
Unlike all my guys I like 'em tall with money
I love all my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
I pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls bitchy
Can't change I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
(Song ends)
Gophers: ...
Gwen: Uh...wow.
Heather: How dare you! (stomps away) Using my theme song without permission. What a jerk!
Noah: You're just jealous because I can pull of these outfit better than you!
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A/N: Is it just me or do Noah and Heather have a lot in common? More comin' soon! (hopefully)