Title-Bad Things to Hear on the Knight Bus
By: Rock'n'Slash
Rating- PG
Warnings- Stupidity
Summary: Idea From – Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom.
Disclaimer: If you recognize anything in this story be it characters, scenery, or anything else then it is not mine and I am only borrowing it.
A/N- Idea from
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
I don't own that either.
Bad Things to Hear on the Knight Bus
Ern! Ern! O Great Merlin! He's Dead!!
O.k. Who wanted to be dropped off in Alaska?
Hey, Ern! I didn't know we had a big red button! Anybody know what it does?!
WATCH OUT FOR THE LITTLE OLD LADY!! O MY MERLIN!! YOU RAN HER OVER!! Just kidding.
Ern, we need to make a pit stop! We're all out of Firewhiskey!!
Hey, Everybody! I'm uh… My name is… uh…Welcome to the… uh… Hmm, I reckon I got Obliviated.
People on the upper level—is the (you know that thing where they go between vehicles by getting squished) still working?
Great Merlin Ern! We're gonna crash (couldn't think of anything else)! Oops- did I just yell that so everybody could hear?
We're gonna get through this traffic jam one way or another!