Chapter 9

"I knew it!" Wade said, pacing back and fourth. "I knew giving our hopes up was stupid and will eventually leave us in the doghouse!" Everyone sighed sadly.

"Now I look uglier then I was when I had that Sundae." SpongeBob said. He picked at his flabby body. "I mean look at me, I'm filthy! Kids want to watch SpongeBob Squarepants, not SpongeBob GRIMMMMEEEERRRpants. It's hopeless, we'll be pokemon forever."

"And kids don't want to see Fairly Odd Parent and Two Pokemon." Wanda added. "Our show will have very bad ratings, then it already is."

"And don't forget." Wade told her. "Kids will be thinking that a female Kangaskan will be married to a fairy that looks like a human, and the male fairy giving birth to a pokemon? If you ask me, that's just wrong!"

"True. That would be completely messed up! No one would watch our show then."

"And everybody wants to see Wade the cowardly duck!" He picked at himself. "Not Wade the cowardly Pokemon! I'm not even a duck anymore, just a salamander. What is up with that?!"

"It's hopeless!" SpongeBob said again. "Completely hopeless!"

"Bark, bark!" Odie barked, trying to get everyone's attention.

"Not now boy!" SpongeBob told him. "Can't you see we're all in deep depression?" But Odie wouldn't stop his barking.

"Dear Neptune, would you stop barking!? You already remind me of Gary when he gets my attention!"

""I think he wants to tell us something." Wanda suggested.

"What is it boy?" Wade asked. Odie went to the window, and barked.

"Could it be?" Wanda said, she went to look out the window. "Has Lilo returned?" Wade and SpongeBob looked out with her, and saw the mob heading towards the castle.

"Great Neptune!" SpongeBob cried. "An angry mob invasion!"

"Just what we need." Wade sighed. ""An angry mob that going to demolish our home for the pas ten year. And they look really angry indeed." Wanda gasped in horror when she saw Wario with the mirror.

"Oh my gosh!" She cried. "He has the magic mirror!"

"We got to warn the master at once!" Wade cried out.

"Right!" Wanda agreed. "I'm on it!" She went out of the room.

"Come on Wade!" SpongeBob told him. "If they want a fight then darn it, we'll give them a…"

"Please no fighting." Wade said. "This is a kid's story, and..,"

"Then we're brawl then."

"Oh okay. Wait, what?"

"Come on Wade!" SpongeBob pushed Wade to the door. "Don't have Atychiphobia now! We got work to do!"

"You mean the fear of failure? Gotcha!"

"Dad! Dad!" Poof called to his father when he hopped out of Lilo's pack, and on the streets where the mob was chanting "Kill Stitch, Kill Stitch!" His dad was chanting too, when he saw his son. He looked up. "Dad! Don't!" Don't do it!"

"A pokemon!" He said. He then crouched to Poof's level. "Hey there little Kangaskan baby. What are you doing here on the same street that a whole bunch of cartoons are having a rebellion on?"

"No dad, I'm not a pokemon. I'm your…."

"Ooh, a talking pokemon! You know, you better scamper! If Ash and friends are here, they might catch you! And since you're talking, Team Rocket might kidnap you. Although they already have a talking pokemon, Meowth! He may get jealous and…"

"Dad please, I'm not a pokemon! I'm your son! Mama and I and our castle friends were transformed into pokemon because of Rosalina's magic because of Stitch's vicious behavior! Now the only way to turn us all back to normal is if he falls in love with Lilo. Except that might not happen and we'll be pokes forever! So can you please convince Wario not to kill Stitch so that the spell can be broken? Please Dad, I don't want to be a pokemon forever! So please!" He gave his dad the sad puppy dog look. Cosmo just stared blankly at his son.

"Whoa, I think you've been out of you mama's pouch for too long kiddo!" He finally said. He patted Poof. "There, there, it's all right! You'll be back with your mama soon. I won't let them catch you, I promise!" Poof backed away.

"No dad, I'm telling you; I'm your one and only son!" Then Cosmo laughed.

"Yeah right!" He laughed. "Like I gave birth to a pokemon! That'll be the day!" Poof looked down sad. Cosmo stopped laughing, and consoled Poof. "Look here kiddo; you have a wild imagination for a baby pokemon! I did to when I was your age, not a pokemon of course, but you get the idea! A wild imagination!"

"But dad!" Poof sniffed, tears rolling down his cheeks. "I told you, I'm not a pokemon!"

"Yeah yeah kid, I know what's it like to have your imagination ruined. When pigs fly!" Then they herd a bunch of snorts from pigs. They looked up. A swarm of pigs flew in the sky!

"I-I don't believe it!" Cosmo was astonished. "Pigs flying?" He looked at Poof who was done crying.

"Told ya I wasn't lying dad!"

"POOF!" Cosmo cried. "It IS you!" Poof smiled. "Come on and give you daddy a hug!"

"Daddy!" Poof and his dad hugged.

"Ha, ha, ha!" Dr. Doofenshmitz evilly. He was holding a remote. "Finally I have my flying pig army!" He looked at Perry. "Like it Perry the Platypus? I made them all fly with my flyotron remote! Now when the whole world sees pigs flying, they will no longer say "when pigs fly!" Ha, ha, ha! I'm an evil genius, no?" He laughed some more. Perry just looked at him, then at the flying pigs.

As the pokemon (servants) in the castle were all preparing for battle, Wanda was upstairs, warning Stitch of the upcoming attack.

"Pardon me master." Wanda told Stitch. He was in his room.

"Talk." He allowed.

"I must warn you that the castle will soon be under attack by an angry mob!"

"Let them come."

"What?! But master, they may kill you, they…"

"Don't care. Just let them come."

"Well okay." Wanda didn't know what else to say, so she just went downstairs to help with the battle.

The doors burst open, and the mob came in. They looked around the room, the room seemed to be empty, no sight of life whatsoever.

"Okay, let's go!" Wario told the mob. "Stitch must be upstairs, come on!" He went to the stairs, everyone followed.

"Oh, why it is so bare?" Escargoon wanted to know. "I'm sure Stitch couldn't manage this place by himself, he must have servants or something." Bowser just about this a minute.

"That's it!" He said. Everyone looked at him. "This will be my second castle, since my kids are like hogging our other castle back home." Then everybody started walking again. Then Vatti saw something gooey on the floor. He scooped his finger in it.

"Eeeeew! What is this stuff?"

"Vatti!" Scolded Gannon. "How DARE you throw up in another castle without permission! Wait, why should I care? Good job Vatti!"

"But I didn't throw up highness. This was already on the carpet before we got here. I don't feel nauseous, and besides, my puke doesn't look like a goopy blob."

"You're right. Then I blame Escargoon."

"WHAT?!" Escargoon said. "It wasn't me! It was…" He looked at Dr. D.

"It was Dr. D with his vomitnator!"

"WHAT?" Dr. D said. "No it wasn't. Besides I never made a vomitnator. That's just nasty! It was all Perry." Perry glared at him.

"We can talk about who puked later!" Wario said, paranoid. "Right now, let's find the little beast and kill him."

"LET'S DO IT!" Everyone shouted, and ran. They stopped when they herd someone.

"It was me!" They herd a grimy voice say.

"WHAT?!" Everyone asked at once, except Wario.

"Well I didn't puke, but you'll know when you see me."

"Well show yourself!" Bowser said. "Come on, we're not scared! Or are you just chicken?"

"Well okay, come on everybody!"

"Ha, Ha!" Bowser laughed after a second. "They're chicken, come on, nothing to see here!" He stated to walk when pokemon came out and attacked. Everyone but Wario (who didn't get attacked) screamed. He went upstairs.

"Kirby, you know what to do!" Wade said. He let out his Flamethrower attack; Kirby jumped, and inhaled the fire!

"Hey, Munchlax can't inhale." Escargoon said. "He can eat like a pig when it comes to food, but never inhales! Only Kirby does that!"

"Oh you don't know this munchlax!" Wade told him. "Do it Kirby!"

"Huh?" Then Kirby leapt into the air, and transformed into Fire Kirby! He landed back on the floor.

"What? Fire Munchlax, that's impossible!"

"Now do it Fire Kirby!"

"Wait! Fire Kirby? But that means…UH NO!" He started to run, but Kirby burned him until he was all black!"

"Uhhhhhh, he got me again! But this time, without the king." He fainted. Wade and Fire Kirby cheered.

"Oh boys, time for the rules of the road!" Miss. Puff told Bowser and Gannon.

"Oh I don't want to learn." Gannon groaned.

"Yeah!" Bowser said. "Learning is for dumb kids with no edication."

"Oh really?" Miss. Puff said. "I don't like you attitudes. You two, go to the principal's office!"

"We don't have to do what you say." Bowser said. "Besides, the principal won't scare us."

"What if I told you the principal was Barney?" Gannon and Bowser grew big eyes and both ran off screaming.

"NOOOOOOO! NOT BARNEY!" Gannon screamed.

"Yeah!" Bowser added. "He taught me my ABCs, NOOOOOOO!"

"Remember boys." Miss. Puff said. "You always need a good education, rather you like it or not!"

"Go my pig army, go!" Dr. Doofenshmitz laughed evilly as the flying pigs flew above him. "ATTACK!!!" The pigs flew towards the fighting cartoons.

"I know how to handle smelly pigs!" Wanda said. In her hand was a bucketful of mud. "If they rather play dirty, they might be dirty while they're at it!" She was about to toss mud all over the floor, when Perry stopped her.

"What you say Perry?" She asked. "You want to fight Dr. D and his army of pigs by yourself?" Perry nodded.

"Well I suppose he is your nemesis." She hesitated for a moment. "Okay! Do it Perry! I won't have to worry about cleaning mud off later. So, go Perry, go!" Perry then went into action! Wanda put the bucketful of mud on the floor. The platypus whipped every pig to the floor with his tail. When the pigs landed, they all squealed, and scampered out of the castle.

"My pigs!" Dr. D shirked when every pig were gone, and out of the castle. He looked at Perry. "You made them leave the castle seconds flat! Never mind, I knew you would! Now Perry meet your doom!" He was about to press a button on a remote, when Perry poked him in the eyes with his fingers.

"Ow, my eyes!" Mr. D yelped. He stepped back. "I can't believe you poked me in the eyes, now I might need eye surgery. I can't see!" He screamed as he tripped on Wanda's bucket of mud. The bucket landed on his head, mud splattered on him everywhere! "Oh great, it feels like I just peed in my pants, I need a bath. I hate to get baths, curse you Perry the Platypus!" Perry landed on his feet and smiled.

"Well, I guess I have to clean the mud after all." Wanda said. "Oh well, when Poof and I turn into fairies again, we'll get our wands back. I'll do it then!"

"You're dead meat grimy grime!" Larry told SpongeBob. He had the freighted, sweating Grimer pinned to the floor. "Any last words, punk?" SpongeBob was then saved by Toadette, who tackled Larry to the ground!

"Owwww!" Larry said. SpongeBob looked up.

"There!" Toadette looked at the shocked SpongeBob. "What? A girl can help fight when she sets her mind to it, and if it's absolutely necessary." Then she walked away. SpongeBob's mouth was still agape when he saw her walking away.

Wade was being chased by the Bokoblins and the Moblins. He stopped at a dead end, he was trapped! He looked at them and went to his knees and begged.

"Please don't hurt me guys!" He pleaded. "You can take my lunch money; even through I don't have any cause I don't go to school and stuff. Oh have mercy, and just don't hurt me!" A Bokoblin just shrugged and raised his spear. Wade cowered in fear. The spear was about to go down when Odie attacked it out of the Bokoblin's hands! The dog growled as he guarded the terrified salamander. All of the enemies raised their swords and spears at the pup. Odie barked loudly, then the Bokoblins and Moblins dropped their weapons and all ran away in fear. Odie barked some more. Wade looked at him.

"Phew, I'm saved! Thanks Odie! I guess dogs aren't all that bad at all." He laughed as the dog licked his face all over.

When all the cartoons were defeated, they all quickly ran out of the castle. Dr. D lifted off his bucket, and then fled after them. The others just cheered; they had all pulled together, and won the battle!

"We won!" SpongeBob cheered. "I guess there is some good about being a pokemon after all." Cosmo and Poof entered the castle.

"Mama, mama!" Poof called when he saw his mom. Wanda saw him and Cosmo and smiled.

"Hey Wanda!" Cosmo greeted. "Poof told me what happened to you guys. Maybe I can turn you back to normal!" He held up his wand.

"Thanks for trying dear." Wanda told him. "But our wands are useless against Rosalina's powers, so until Lilo falls in love with Stitch, there's just no use."

"Awe man!" He put his wand away, and then looked around.

"I remember being on the castle's property eight years ago!"

"What happened?" SpongeBob came in the conversation, and wanted to know.

"I brought Poof here when he was 2, to see his mom. It happened like it was only yesterday.

Flashback: 6 years ago

Poof and Cosmo were at Timmy's house. Timmy was at school. Cosmo was watching Roadrunner Cartoons on TV. Two- year old Poof was looking at a picture of his mom, when he looked up.

"Daddy?" Two- year old Poof said. "I wanna see mommy. What happened to her? Is she all right?" Cosmo turned off the TV, and went over to his son.

"Okay kiddo!" He decided. He picked up Poof, and they poofed in front of the creepy dark castle.

"So, s-she's here?" Poof shivered. Cosmo nodded. Poof looked for a sign of his mother's being here. Then he saw a Kangaskan putting a vase of flowers on the windowsill. Then he herd her talking to someone.

"Well Wanda," The voice said. "Yesterday was your son's second birthday, and still you don't know what he looks like."

"I know SpongeBob." The Kangaskan said. "Please don't remind me! Sometimes I wish we weren't fairies, that way I can give birth to our son and I can see him."

"But you're taking care of Kirby, that's kind of having a kid of your own." She sighed.

"I know. But still, I wish I could see my long lost son."

"But Wanda, if he steps in foot of this castle right now, he'll turn into a pokemon like us!"

"I know that. I hope our master finds love, and the spell's broken quick! I miss my long lost son and husband all so dearly."

"I know this is hard on you Wanda. It's been hard on all of us. But if we hold on together, I know that our dreams can never die!"

"Oh SpongeBob, I hope so, I just hope so!" Then Poof saw a teardrop on the Kangaskan's cheek. Then the little toddler realized something. His second birthday was yesterday! He missed his mom, and his dad missed his wife! And the Kangaskan said she had a son and a husband! Could this pokemon really be his mom? Then his hopes rose. Of course it was his mom, who else could it be?

"Mama." Poof said.

"What's that kiddo?" Cosmo asked. But the toddler didn't listen. He ran towards the castle.

"MAMA, MAMA!" He cried as he zoomed towards the castle. Cosmo realized where his son was zooming too; he gasped, and chased after him.

"POOF!" He cried. "NOOOOO! Don't go in there! A monster lives in that castle, and he will…" But it was too late; Poof has already poofed into the castle. Cosmo looked through the window, and gasped when he saw purple smoke. Something was happening!

"I got to get help!" He said, and then he dashed of for help.

"What's happening?" Poof asked himself when he was in the castle. Purple and white smoke surrounded him; his wand disappeared in a flash! "Hay, what happened to my wand?! What's happening?!" Then there was a loud flash, and Poof dropped on his feet to the floor. He looked down at himself, and gasped. He has turned into a dark purple baby Kangaskan! Everybody else came down, he looked up. His mom then came rushing in, picked up her now pokemon son, and hugged him close with tears in her eyes.

End of Flashback.

"And you didn't get help until now, six years later?" Wanda asked her husband. "When we almost have given up all signs of hope?" She glared at him. "Oh gee, thanks for all the help that harmed us!"

"Well I tried getting help earlier." Cosmo told her. "Except when I told everybody, they thought that I was cuckoo. Nobody believed that my wife and son were both a monster's captives. It isn't till now that they finally understand, and besides I didn't know that they were going to have such a turbulent battle with you guys once they found you. At least you're both safe, then I'm happy!"

Meanwhile, Wario has found Stitch (after some delays from finding some Waddle Dees who all were Slowpokes, going to the many bathrooms in the castle)!

When Wario saw the alien, he aimed his crossbow at him, and fired. Stitch looked at the flying arrow headed towards him, but he just looked down in sadness. When the arrow stabbed him in the back, the alien screamed and roared in pain. Then Wario tackled him, and they both smashed the glassed window, and were now in the rainy night.

"Ha, ha, ha!" Wario laughed, pinning Stitch to the hard wet balcony. "Get up and fight your monster!" Stitch just looked down in despair. "Or are you too kind and gentle to fight back?! Ha, ha, ha, you sicken me!" He laughed some more. He began aiming his arrow and crossbow at him. "Any last words you beast?" Stitch just looked sad at him. "Well, answer me!"

"Wario, no!" Lilo shouted from below and Ponyta's back. Toadsworth was standing beside her. Wario and Stitch just looked at them.

"Lilo!" Wario responded. "We were just…" He thought a moment. "Having a girly tea party!"

"Lilo?" Stitch said. He looked at Wario and growled.

"Ponyta, go girl!" Lilo told the pony. Then she, Ponyta, and Toadsworth all headed for the castle.

"Where were we?" Wario asked Stitch. "Oh yeah!" He got his weapon, prepared to fire. "Time to Die!!!" He was about to let go, when Stitch got up, roared in Wario's face, and tackled him to the ground!

"Did you love her beast?" Wario asked the alien. "Did you think she'll choose you when she has batter cartoons to love like me? Did you…" Stitch had enough; he then grabbed Wario by the neck, and held him above a ledge. Wario tried to get free, but it was no use.

"Please!" He pleaded. "Please, don't drop me! I-I'll do anything, just spare me and my valuable wife, I mean life!" Stitch's anger slowly disappeared as he dragged Wario back in.

"Get out!" He told Wario, then dropped him.

"Stitch!" Lilo said when she was on the top balcony.

"Lilo!" Stitch said happily. He went foreword, and reached out his hand. Lilo gently grabbed it.

"Came back!" Stitch gently ruffled the little girl's black hair.

"Of course!" She told him. "I couldn't…" Then Wario, who was now underneath Stitch stabbed him in the back with a pointy rock. Stitch screamed, as he lost his balance, he knocked Wario of the kedge! Wario fell, screaming to his doom.

Lilo pulled Stitch up, and laid him on the ground.

"Came back!" Stitch repeated, smiling at her.

"Of course I did!" She replied. "I couldn't have let Wario… oh if only I came here sooner."

"Better this way maybe." He was now raspy voiced.

"No, don't talk like that! You'll be fine, you'll see! Stitch toughed her cheek.

"See you one.. last… time." Lilo just looked at him.

"One last time? What do you mean?" But it was too late, Stitch dropped his head on the ground, his eyes now closed. Lilo dropped his hand to the floor, and gasped.

"No!" She began to cry and hugged him. "Oh please, don't do this to me now!" She sniffed back tears.

Wanda, Wade, and SpongeBob all come up to the balcony. They gasped when they saw the tragic site. They all looked up, and saw the last Patel on the rose began too fall! It was too late, they all looked back, tears rolled down their cheeks.

"Please!" Lilo sobbed. "No matter what teenaged boys say…I love you!" Her teardrop then fell on the alien's chest.

Suddenly, shooting stars shot down. Lilo watched as Stitch was lifted into the sky by the seven star sprits. Wanda, Wade, and SpongeBob all watched in astonishment.

Then a bright light surround Stitch, Lilo shaded her eyes, then the lights vanished, the star sprits disappeared, and Stitch laid back slowly to the ground. When he was down, he got up and looked at himself. His extra two antennae and all of his scales were now gone. Stitch then looked at the Hawaiian girl.

"Lilo, me!" He said.

"Stitch!" Lilo cried, hugging him. "It is you, it really is!" They then hugged, then they kissed. Then fireworks exploded in the background, turning every gloomy castle object back to it cheery self. The sky turned a bright blue, and a rainbow was now in the sky! Wanda, Wade, and SpongeBob all went to the couple. One by one, they all transformed into their normal forms.

"SpongeBob! Wade! Wanda!" Stitch cried out. Then they herd barking.

"Mama, mama!" Poof cried. He rid in on Odie's back. His dad was beside them.

"You're back!" Cosmo said. "What a relief! For a tragic moment, I thought I would have a pokemon for a wife forever, thank goodness that's not the case!" Then Odie and Poof both turned back to normal. Wanda laughed as she picked her son up.

"Mama look, a rainbow!" They saw the rainbow in the sky.

"Yes!" She agreed. "And a pretty rainbow it is too! That's what happens when it rains in the daytime, you'll see a rainbow!"

"Ooh, look." Cosmo said as Wanda grabbed their wands that just appeared and dropped from the sky. ""You and Poof's wands are back!" Wanda gave Poof his wand. Poof grabbed it, and hugged her.

"It's a miracle!" SpongeBob said. Lilo and Stitch agreed.

Meanwhile back at the castle, everyone was together in the ballroom. There were Cosmo with Wanda and Poof, Patrick with SpongeBob, Kooper, Bootler, Parakarry, Bootler, Lake tu, Paragoombas, Waddle Dees, Waddle Doo, Koopa Troopas, Mss. Puff, Kirby, Perry, and Toadette. Lilo and Stitch were dancing on the dance floor. Wanda sighed heavenly.

"Are they going to live happily ever after mama?" Poof asked.

"That what happens evreytime at the end of every one of Poof's fairy takes." Cosmo told her. "So do they like in the storybooks?"

"Yes my loves." She answered with pride. "Yes they are!" They all watched happily as the two danced, danced, and kissed.

Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme, Lilo and the Stttttiiiiittttttttcccchhhhh!