Ryuk Bot

Disclaimer: I don't own Ryuk

Do you have a Death Note Bot? Are you sick and tired of the regular, boring, old human Bots? Do you want something new, fun and exciting? Well then, you're in the right place! You need the Ryuk Bot! The Ryuk Bot makes the perfect gift for any bored genius with high hopes of becoming a megalomaniac mass murderer with perfect hair! The Ryuk Bot's smile is guarantied to frighten small children, and in lab tests has been shown to also scare adults as well!

Ryuk Bots can sell in stores for a hundred dollars, but with this special T.V. order, you can purchase your very own Ryuk Bot for only $95.99! And, if you call now, we'll throw in an apple, free of charge! So, not only would you get a Ryuk Bot, but you would also get an apple, all for the very low price of $95.99! But wait! If you call in the next ten minutes, we'll double your order! So you get not one, but two Ryuk Bots, for just $95.99 (plus shipping and handling). This can't wait! This offer is not available in stores, so call now!

To get your very own Ryuk Bot, call the number on your screen. Offer available while supplies last, so hurry up and call the number on your screen to get two Ryuk Bots and apples! Call now!

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Are you addicted to Death Note? Do your friends and family ask you to stop? Well, you're not alone. We're here to...

REALLY! Call now to get a Ryuk Bot! Right now! This offer is not available...

Help. Millions of people world wide have the same addiction. Whenever you feel an urge to read Death Note, all you have to do is...

In stores. We know you want a Ryuk Bot, so why are you not calling?

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STOP WITH THE RYUK BOT! WE'RE TRYING TO GET PEOPLE OFF OF DEATH NOTE, AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING! GO HAVE A HEART ATTACK OR SOMETHING! As we were saying, you can quit Death Note, if you chew this gum, that also whitens your teeth!