You may have seen a story kinda like this before, I'm not actually sure if one like it has been done by someone else. I sure hope it hasn't, and is anybody thinks I'm stealing their ideas, they can rest assure, I DIDN'T! It came to me in a dream, literally, so NYAH!!
What is it with me!? I'm always writing stories with twenty-first century chicks somehow involved with the Z-crew!! I bet nobody can answer that, as I cannot, either! Although, this is one story that will actually have "The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time" as a real, live game, and NOT a parallel dimension. Just so you know, and listen closely, as I will not say it again. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE FREAKING ZELDA GAMES OR ANYTHING THAT IS INVOLVED AT ALL WITH NINTENDO! Thankies to all the Nintendo peeps for making these GREAT games, otherwise, I would not be a totally obsessed, phyco-freaking, ZELDA MANIAC!! 'Cause that's just what I am, and I'm PROUD of it, too!!
Would you like me to shut up so you can read the story!? OWIEEE!! WHO THREW THAT TORCH AT ME!!? Why, I oughta'..........
ANYWAYS.....................REVIEW THIS STORY, OR I SHALL NOT FINISH IT! I'M SO SERIOUS!! (Although I want a lot of review, I mean, who doesn't, I will probably settle for a certain amount, that shall remain unannounced because I'm a freak'n psycho girl who wants as many review as she can get!)
OWIEEE, AGAIN!! I'm SHUTTING UP, OKAY!?
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"Evil game! DIE, now!" shouted April. "You shall not win this time, evil shadow creature!! I will slice you into ribbons, BONGO BONGO!"
For the past couple weeks, she had been trying to finish her favorite game on her N64. "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time". All she needed to do to finish the majority of it was beat the last of the five Temples. She needed to do this before she could see Princess Zelda and battle the main boss, Ganon. She had done everything there was to finish in the game, yet one huge obstacle, seemingly impenetrable, kept her from that last cinema scene. The boss of the Shadow Temple, Bongo Bongo.
"Come on, PLEASE! Just die for me, you evil little leech! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, come on, go........yes, no, no, nonononononono, NOOOOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN! WUAHHHHHH!!!!!!" she cried, as the dreaded, yet all to familiar words, GAME OVER, flashed across her screen. "I suck! This sucks! Everything SUCKS!!" she bellowed as she threw her clear purple controller across the room. "I HATE this! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I HATE IT!!!"
"This has been established!" yelled her older sister from the dining room. "Stop acting like a two year old! You act like that dumb game is you life!"
"It IS my life, in the summer, as far as I'm concerned!! And I am NOT acting like a two year old. When we played Super Smash Brothers yesterday, you acted like a total freak when you LOST!"
"Don't bring back those horrible images," she said quietly as she went back to reading her book.
"Fine," she said as she went back to staring at the screen. "There's gotta be some dang secret move or something that those stupid on-line codes didn't tell me about. It just isn't humanly possible to be beaten to easily," she muttered quietly.
"Shut up! I'm trying to read!" her sister shushed from the dining room.
"You're the one reading, why don't YOU shut up!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"YOU, YOU FREAK!"
"YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU!!!!!!!" April threw another two-year-old-like fit. (A/N: Capitol letters are soooo fun to use!)
"Pipe down, both of you!" their little brother shouted, sticking his head out of his door.
The girls here silenced for a moment, bewildered, but then went back to their arguing.
"April, why can't you act like a normal human being!?"
"Maybe because I have YOU for a big sister!"
"You take that back!" she shouted.
"I will not!" shouted April, as she threw a pillow from the sofa at her sister. She caught it, though, and chucked it right back, having it hit April in the stomach.
Their brother sighed and stuck his head back in his room.
"Maggie, you freak, you're gonna' break the Nintendo!!" April shouted as her sister barely missed stepping on their gaming system in a rush for her younger sister. She was paying so much attention to that fact that she didn't notice Maggie rush up to her and pin her to the piano that was behind her. "OUCH! That hurt like a piece of CRAP! Get you sorry high-school butt OFF OF ME!!!!!" she shouted.
"Say it first!" Maggie demanded.
"NO!"
"Say it, or else!" she demanded again.
"NO, I will not say it you freak of nature!"
"SAY IT!"
"OWIEEE! OKAY!! All hail, Queen Margarita!" she said the words that felt like poison rolling off her tongue. "You fruitcake."
"Did you just say something!?" her sister asked.
"No, it did not! Now let me up, you majesty!" she added the last part with much sarcasm. Maggie complied with the request. "Psycho, fruitcake, blonde cheerleader," she muttered under her breath when she was sure that Maggie was out of hearing range.
When this little incident was over, she looked out the window at the quickly lightening sky. "Oh! The full moon is coming out right now! You can see, it's right over out house! I'm going outside!" she called as she opened the door to the midsummer night's air.
"Yes, please, disappear, little urchin," her sister waved her hand over the top of her book as if to shoo her out of the house.
April made a face at her sister, who was not paying attention, and went outside. "I do not act like a two year old. She acts like more of a baby than me. I'm going into be fourteen next March, and she's already sixteen. Well, in a month, anyway," she thought out loud as she walked around her back patio.
"Ah, I just love summer. Everything about it. Now, about that evil shadow Boss. I really want to beat it. This sucks so bad! I want to find out what happens at the end! Little Miss Jessica wouldn't tell me what happens," she thought as she leaned against the fence railing.
"What time is it!? It seems kinda late....." she said as she yawned. "Maybe I should go to bed early, for once." She smiled at this thought. She usually went to be after midnight during the summer, and woke up around ten or eleven in the morning. She'd get even more sleep if she went to bed now. So, she went inside and went into her room to go to sleep. As she drifted off, thoughts of summer, her sister and brother, and Zelda crossed and stuck in her mind. She wondered for a moment what it would be like to be one of the characters, before her mind began to black out..................
** Hehehehe.........Are you wondering what this story is going to be like yet!? I hope you guys are liking this so far. It hasn't had Zelda yet, I know, except for in the game. Don't worry. In the next chapter, you guys will get to see all that fun stuff. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry this chapter was kinda short, I promise the next one will be much longer. Okay.....hasta pronto, amigos! ;)