A/N: Okay so I know I really should be working, on Make Them Pay right now, but I just have a lot of random songfics and one-shots in me right now and I only have nine days to post them so this one is the most random of them all. I have no idea where it came from, enjoy!
Disclaimer: Only Samantha belongs to me
Wrong Thing To Say
By Extreme Hardy Angel
Samantha and Jeff had been dating for six months when Jeff finally thought it was time for her to meet the family. He was ready for her to move in with him. So Jeff set up the house a few weeks before to accommodate for Samantha's physical handicap. He added a ramp on the front of the house and a few other things to help assist her around the house.
"What's all this for?" Matt asked him.
"You'll see." Jeff told him.
A few days before Samantha was scheduled to arrive Jeff stopped by and picked up her wheelchair from her apartment. She wouldn't need it to get around, she used her crutches primarily. So, Jeff took it home and put it in his bedroom.
On the day of Samantha's arrival, Jeff made sure no one was home when he brought her in. He wanted to surprise them. He told Samantha to sit on the couch while he called his brother.
When Matt got home he walked over to his brother's house and found a stangr woman sitting on the couch holding to crutches in her hands.
"Who's that?" he asked pointing at her.
"Matt, this is my girlfriend Samantha, she's moving in with me." Jeff told him. "Samantha, this is my older brother, Matt." He introduced his brother to her.
"It's a pleasure to meet you." she said shyly.
"I wish I could say the same about you." Matt mumbled under his breath.
He pulled his brother by the arm quickly into the bedroom and locked the door.
"You can't be serious Jeffery!" he yelled.
"Why not?" Jeff asked him, his arms crossed over his chest.
"For God's sake Jeff, She's a fucking cripple; you can't be seen with her!" he said pointing at the wheelchair in the corner.
With that Jeff grabbed his brother by the hair slamming his face into the floor and walked away.
That was just the wrong thing to say.
A/N: I don't know where that came from because I know Matt would never say that, but and experience with and ignorant woman in the grocery store caused me to dream this one up. I guess it's just because I'm so easily offended by that word and Jeff and Matt are my favorite so combine the two and you get this! Review please!