Emmett's Entertainment

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This is a oneshot, and it's only here because I love it when Emmett teases Bella mercilessly.

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Bella POV:

"What happened to your hand?" Emmett teased.

He knew full well what had happened to my hand today. I fell, again. Stupid, clumsy person I am and it was freshly scabbed on the knuckles.

"I fought a vampire… and this time I won, so you better be afraid, Emmett," I growled jokingly at him. Emmett laughed, unconcerned.

"I'm going to miss all of those funny human things you do when you turn vampire, but I sure hope you stay just as cute!" Emmett joked. "You'll always be the Cullen's vamp pet, though… or something like that."

"Oh gee, thanks, Emmett." I rolled my eyes. "Seriously, why do I put up with you?"

"'Cuz no matter how hard you try not to, you still wuv me," he said laughing. "Plus, you know, secretly, you really want me instead."

"Oh yeah," I said, rolling my eyes, my voice oozing sarcasm . I have rolled my eyes so much during this conversation that I seriously thought they would roll out of my head soon. "that's definitely it, I'm busted."

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