Twilight: Instant Messaging
A/N: I know this has already been done, (many, many times) but I'd thought it would be fun to try anyways. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
SPOILERS WARNING Takes place after Breaking Dawn.
Bella Cullen has logged on.
Edward Cullen has logged on.
Bella: You said you needed to talk to me, dear? In private?
Edward: -growls- That mangy mutt...
Bella: -sighs- So, I'm guessing this is about Jacob again-
Edward: YES OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT THAT DOG! :(
Bella: Well, what is it this time?
Edward: Renesmee-
Renesmee Cullen has logged on.
Renesmee: What are you two talking about, now? I can practically hear dad banging on the computer upstairs...
Bella: Nothing darling, why don't you go play outside with Jacob?
Edward: BELLA, NO!
Renesmee: -shrugs- Sure thing, mom.
Renesmee Cullen is away.
Away Message: Playing outside with my BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, Jacob.
Bella: Now what were you saying about Renesmee?
Edward: YOU SAW! She has a screen name!
Bella: And...?
Edward: SO DOES JACOB! -glares outside at the two of them rolling in the grass-
Bella: Edward, it can't be that bad! -.-;
Edward: YES IT CAN! WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT!!
Renesmee Cullen has returned.
Bella: Renesmee? You're back so soon?
Renesmee: Yeah! I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm going to La Push with Jake! They're having a BONFIRE! :)
Edward: Renesmee Carlie Cullen, I forbid you to-
Seth Clearwater has logged on.
Seth: Hi Edward! Hi Bella! Hi Nessie! :D
Bella: Hi Seth.
Renesmee: HI SETH! :) I can't wait for the bonfire!
Seth: Me neither! Did your dad give you permission to go?
Edward: NO OF COURSE I-
Bella: -stops Edward from completing his sentence- What he meant was, of course. Why wouldn't he let Renesmee go to La Push?
Seth: GREAT! See ya there, Nessie! :)
Seth Clearwater has logged off.
Renesmee: THANKS MOM! THANKS DAD! :D
Edward: You better be home by eleven!
Renesmee Cullen has logged off.
Bella: Why are you so uptight, Edward?
Edward: Why are you being so calm about this?!
Bella: Because...(-puts on shades-)...I'm the COOL parent!
Bella Cullen is Away.
Away Message: At a Poetry Slam. Peace, Love, and GAP! Ttyl mah brothers! 8-)
Edward: ...