I know the Characters are OOC. But my friends and I were hyper at one o'clock in the morning….. Just enjoy!

I DON'T KNOW TWILIGHT!

Bella - Regular

Alice - Italic

Jasper - Bold

Hi guys!!

Weeee! I'm a –

Why are we doing this?

Because…..um…… It took Alice's mind off of shopping.

Hey! Bella! Wanna come with me to come get some lacey stuff….for you…. Yeah you're coming with me. Jasper, help me get her out of the house and I will…. well, you know….

Sorry Bella….

NO! Dammit! Fight it Jasper, fight it!

JASPER! If you help Bella escape you're not gettin' any for 7 centuries!

Alice, are you trying to kill me?

-whimpers- Now I miss Edward more. -angst-

Yes Jasper, I am trying to kill you… OF COURSE I'M NOT TRYING TO KILL YOU! And why do you miss him more after what I just said….

I beg to differ darling.

I WANNA SCREW MY EDDIE-POO!

….I don't wanna know this about my brother and my best friend….

Ugh. At least you don't have to FEEL it.

OMG! You guys wanna have a four-way?

OMG! OMG! EW!!...SURE!!

NO! Alice…..No.

Aww! Jazzy! Don't you wanna see me naked?

Awwie…come on Jazzy. You know you really WANT to. Everyone wants to experiment.

No and No.

-gives off lust- Muahahah!

-sends great lust- -puppy pouts- Please Jasper…..

-shakes- No….stop! ARE YOU GIRLS TRYING TO KILL ME!?

Yup! -gives off more lust- Forget Edward, let's go now!

Bella grabbed both Alice and Jasper by the collar and pulled them to there bedroom. Jasper falls to the floor. "Must…fight….it…"

"Too late!" Bella squealed, and screwed Jasper and Alice.