SO this is just something light-hearted to keep me entertained. There isn't too much of a plot surrounding it, it's here for a few smiles and maybe a healthy dose or two of crack. The format is something I've done before, yes, but on a more serious note, and never past one chapter, so it's somewhat new. There will be actual narratives sprinkled throughout, and said narratives will get longer, but for now, this opening is more of a test run to see how well it might be received. I'm not even sure I'll continue this, it might be because it's nearing 1am over here and I just wanted to type it out for kicks, but we'll see. C: Chapters will get longer if I do decide to continue, and narratives will take on something familiar to actual drabbles rather than the too-short snippets in between messages.
HOPE it's enjoyed, at least. It's implying that Zero and Kallen both returned to Ashford even after the Black Rebellion and is set after Zero regains his memories. Yes, I know, Kallen never really returned to Ashford, but hey, this entire fic is rather senseless as it is xD
The "No Talking" Rule
THE FIRST ATTEMPT
Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1300 08/21/2018
You're being unreasonable.
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 1305 08/21/2018
I'm being unreasonable? When you're the one who suggested I infiltrate the High Players' Lounge as a cocktail waitress? Why don't you make Chiba do it? Or Inoue? Or even C.C. You automatically assumed that I would be willing to go off and parade myself around for those lechers. I think I have a right to be offended.
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1308 08/21/2018
I never would have imagined that you might disobey Zero.
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 1312 08/21/2018
According to my phone the sender is 'Lelouch.'
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1315 08/21/2018
YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE.
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 1317 08/21/2018
Caps don't automatically make things true.
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1318 08/21/2018
You are my Ace Pilot. You are the one I trust this important mission with. You're the most qualified for this assignment, and you're the one I know can carry it out. It's a compliment, really.
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 1320 08/21/2018
Right, I'm flattered that you think my body is phenomenal and that I am a mindless puppet willing to do whatever you ask of me. Have CC degrade herself.
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1323 08/21/2018
CC will kill me in my sleep.
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1324 08/21/2018
And I won't?
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1328 08/21/2018
You would do anything to protect me.
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 1330 08/21/2018
According to CC, she has done everything I have.
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1332 08/21/2018
You're not jealous of CC, are you?
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Lelouch glanced forwards, at the head of red tresses sitting a few seats ahead of him. She stopped replying, it seemed, making a point of tucking her phone back into her pocket, and he scowled because she was being unreasonable and childish. Picking up a pen, he tore a small piece of paper and scribbled across it in rather effeminate handwriting. Once done with the scrawled message, he crumpled it up into a ball and tossed it over to the red head.
Kallen blinked in surprise when something hit her hair and she turned to see a small paper ball drop to her shoulder, against her elbow, and down to the leg of her chair. She frowned at Lelouch who was leaning against his desk, head resting in his hand, as per usual, before picking up the paper. She made sure to un-wrinkle it discreetly.
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Something hit Lelouch's arm and he found his note returned to him, laying on his desk. He flattened out the paper and saw only his own writing staring back at him.
Is it because the cocktail uniform I acquired for you was a size too large?
There was absolutely nothing else written on the page and he glanced questioningly at the back of Kallen's head before he noticed it.
Ah.
She had spit on the paper.
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1530 08/21/2018
Have you come to your senses yet?
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 1800 08/21/2018
Have you come out of the closet yet?
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1802 08/21/2018
Oh. A homosexual joke. You, dear Kallen, are remarkably witty.
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 1808 08/21/2018
I try.
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 1810 08/21/2018
So will you do it?
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 2000 08/21/2018
No.
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Kallen stepped into the main room of the Black Knights hideout, finding her Guren manual on the table and open to a page regarding upgrades and new installments. She picked it up, wondering who might have been interested enough in piloting her Guren Nishiki to bother even flipping through the manual, and then she realized the note scrawled in the margins.
No matter how often Rakshata customizes the Guren, it will never be worthy of being piloted by someone of your uncontested proficiency.
With a sigh, she whipped out her cell phone.
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 2100 08/21/2018
You had better have used pencil.
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Sender: LELOUCH
Sent: 0210 08/22/2018
Kallen, I'm counting on you.
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Sender: KALLEN
Sent: 0211 08/22/2018
GO TO SLEEP.
ABSOLUTE crack, I told you, didn't I? xD Reviews and Comments and othersuch Nonsense are very much appreciated.
And of course, ideas of ways Lelouch might attempt to convince her to accept the mission are encouraged C:
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