Don't own Bleach. The Bet was very popular, and, discussing it with ebonyangel666, I decided to make a three part series out of it. Be aware, this one isn't near as funny as The Bet in my opinion, but I think the next one will be better. Enjoy.

There was a lack of fights in the Soul Society. Therefor, it would make sense that Squad 11 was bored. And, on this day, Yumichika was especially bored.

"Hey, Ikkaku."

"What?"

"May I challenge you to a dare?"

"Huh? I don't know, what is it?"

"I'll tell you if you say yes."

"Fine. There's nothin' else to do anyway."

"Ok. You have to wear a wig for the rest of the day."

"What? Then you have to go around in an afro!"

"And you have to put on my beauty-enhancing feathers!"

"And you gave to put red marks by your eyes! And I'll even act like a fruit!"

"Well then, I'll act like…. well, like you."

"Deal." The two said in unison, then rushed off to change.

Several minutes later, they returned.

Ikkaku wore a wig, in Yumichika's hairstyle, feathers, and his orange thing.

Yumichika had an afro, red marks, and no orange thing.

"Ikkaku, why don't we just go all the way and assume each others identities? Like the Captain and Captain Kuchiki."

"Ok."

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Kenpachi was walking toward his division, when he saw Ikkaku, in a wig, looking like Yumichika.

"Oh! Captain! There you are!"

"Uh, what's up with you?"

"You mean how I'm just sparkling? Well, I got some dirt on my clothes and I just put on clean ones!" Ikkaku replied, doing Yumichika's wiggle thing.

Kenpachi shook his head and walked off, trying to convince himself he was not crazy. A crazy Byakuya was bad enough.

Unfortunately, he also ran into Yumichika.

"Yumichika?"

"No, I'm Ikkaku! Yumichika's off somewhere."

"Anyway. What's with your hair?"

"Oh, that. Isn't it awesome! I actually have hair!"

"Ok…" Again, Kenpachi walked off. "Sometimes I think my squad admires and mimics me a bit too much."

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Ikkaku spotted Yumichika, who he had been looking for, while walking toward their division.

"Ikkaku! You looked better bald. That hair ruins what little beauty you had before!" Ikkaku flipped his "hair", pulling off his Yumichika personality quite well.

"Shut up. Let's go see if Renji wants to go get a drink."

"Ok."

Renji was bored. He was currently sitting on the grass. Then he looked over at the sound of someone approaching.

"Uh, Ikkaku? Yumichika?"

"Hey, Renji." Yumichika said, just like Ikkaku would.

"This is the Captain all over again!"

"Let's go get a drink."

The trio was on their way to go get a drink when they ran into another person. Yamamoto.

The Captain-General's eyebrow raised just enough to be noticeable. He then shook his head, mumbling something about the Soul Society going mad, and Squad 11 causing it. And unfortunately for him, before they passed each other, Ikkaku decided to take the opportunity.

"Captain-General! You're just looking great today!"

If Yamamoto had had a desk then, he probably would have banged his head on it.

Ikkaku and Yumichika smiled. Today had been rather fun.

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