The Misadventures of Shinra

NinjaNinjaReno

Chapter Two: [How To Beat A Coffee Ban]

Description: What are The Stairs? Where did they come from? How does one conquer The Stairs? A collection of oneshots and drabbles about our favourite antagonists: the Turks. BC Timeline.

All the mouths belonging to the Turks were agape in almost comical horror.

"W-what?" stuttered a dazed Reno.

A sigh escaped the black-haired Wutaian man as he straightened the papers in his hands. He raised his head and gave them a soft smirk.

"As I just said; the President and I have decided it would be in the best interests of our department if there was to be a ban on coffee in this building."

A stunned silence fell over the room.

"I... I think I'm gonna be sick," muttered Nunchaku, and ran out the door with his hand over his mouth.

"Why though?! It makes no sense at all!" huffed Shotgun, turning her head to the side dismissively.

Tseng coughed quietly, and answered, "Because you all have a ridiculous dependency on it."

Outcry.

He rubbed his forehead, an irritated expression on his face.
"Out! Go do your jobs!"

The Turks exited the office together, muttering under their breath.

TBC...

A/N: Good god, I need to update more. XD;