I was bored so I decided to write this. Boredom can be your friend!

The Neji files

Author: Hello Good people! Today we are going to send Neji on a secret mission! Using modern technology we will attach cameras into his eyes and-

Neji: WAIT JUST A GOSH DARNED SECOND! MY CONTRACT NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PLANTING CAMERAS INTO MY EYES!

Author: Yeah it did.

Neji: I read that contract five times!

Author: The camera part was written in invisible ink in-between the lines.

Neji: You tricked me!

Author: Noooooo In your contract is said "Sign here if you agree to all seen and unseen terms.

Neji: (So that's what it meant) But still!

Author: Don't worry it won't hurt your eyes or your kekkei genkai

Neji: I want out.

Author: (Evil look in eye) I'm sorry but that ain't happening. Itachi-san!

Itachi: Yes

Neji: O.o OH MY PIE!

Author: Please knock Neji out so we can proceed with surgery

Itachi: Heh (Knocks Neji out)

Neji: Oof!

Itachi: Anything else?

Author: Nope! Thanks for helping me!

Itachi: Anytime.

Author: Ok as I was saying before Neji interrupted me. He will be going on a secret mission called. Operation Black Mail! Neji will go around spying on the rookie 9 or 8 not including himself. Well the Neji files will start once Neji wakes up from surgery! Pray that he recovers people!

Next time! The mission begins! The secret of Lee's eyebrows! Or Not!