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5 minutes later

Godgodgiddygod! Why is he still snogging me? I told him to stop. Well, I said "nunnghh!!" which in any fools language (which is what Dave is, a fool) means STOP SNOGGING ME, I NOW HAVE A SEXY ITALLIAN BOYFRIEND AND I HAVE ABANDONED THE WAY OF THE RED-BOTTOMED MINX! But Dave just smiled and snogged me again.

10 minutes later

Just shoved Dave into the pond. Haha, ye olde laugher! He doesn't look very happy. Quite Unlaugh-ish. Like I am an alien with a strawberry for a nose who wants to steal his PANTS. I said "Dave, your pants are safe with me." But he just looked at me. Like a Gordy and Angus when they are about to bite me. Oh God. He is ignore-vousing me. I sat down next to Dave, out of the pond and said, "Come on Dave, it was wrong… And you wouldn't listen to me when I told you to stop." He looked at me, Lord Sandra he has gorgey eyes, kind of Intense and, err, Deep, like a big pond of chocolate. Then FINALLY he said, "Georgia, you said nothing, you shove me in a pond after I told you I love you." Then glared at his soggy shoes. Oh God. Not the love thingy again. "Dave… I'm sorry, ok?" he said nothing. I was going to have to use my powers of EXTREME persuasivosity, that I reserve only to convince Mutti to let me go to a gig. He stood up and turned away from me. I also got up and grabbed his hand and looked at him in a sex kittish way… "Dave I'm SORRY!" he said nothing but his eyes softened a little then he grabbed my other hand and pushed me against the tree.

"Prove it."

"How?"

"Say that you love me"

Oh my god! NOOO I only love him in a matey way, like I love Jas. Even though I don't snog her and she annoys the pants off me. So not in a matey way, but kinda in a matey way. Not a boyfriendish way because that would imply that I want him to be The One. And I don't. I think.

2 minutws later (still attached to the tree)

Corrr he is so gorgey when he is being serious! It gives me the horn. Masimo doesn't give me the horn when he looks at me, he just makes me feel like I have something stuck in my teeth. ShutupsieBrain!! I love Masimo, he is my one and only, the only fish in my sea! Even though a certain Hornmeister likes to come for a bit of a swim about every once in a while… since before Masimo even knew about my sea. Dave ALWAYS came for a swim. Which is weird because fish don't have legs so they can't get out of a sea, maybe just hide behind a rock or something. Which means that Dave has always been in my sea, but then how did Masimo get in the sea? Fish can't fly!! Except in an aero plane thingy. For fish. God this is so stupid, remind me to eat Tom for making me think of luurve as a sea with Miracle Flying Fish…

5 minutes later

I think I do love Dave. I mean he is the only fish that has AlWAYS been in my sea, he never once made me wait for him in The Sea Of Life like Masimo does. And Masimo can't make me go jelliod just by looking at me like Dave is making me…. And he has a handbag (masimo, not Dave). Sad truth and I vowed it a secret I would take to the grave because Dave would never let it go, but I found it when I went to say goodbye when he went to Italy. And look everything I think ends up with something about Dave. That's not matey. I don't have Jas singing in my head all the time. Ohmigod!!

2 minutes later

Here it goes…..

"Dave, I, uh, well you know, uh, have, um… Thought!"

He said, "Georgia, you sound like Ellen; I should hope you have thought,"

"But Dave, I thought about it A LOT and I want you to know that I mean it when I say that… I… Iloveyou!" then I went an attractive shade of beetroot and look down since Dave had actually tightened his grip. What is he doing? Why hasn't he said anything? I'll just look really quickly at him…

30 seconds later

He was smiling. God he has a gorgey porgey smile.

3 minutes later

Still smiling like loons. The both of us. I'm still jelliod. Just snog me already! Oops. I think I said that out loud… Yay! Dave's leaning forward…

6 minutes later

Good Lord Sandra. Dave can do neck nuzzling. It's beyond marvy and entered the world of the very nearly euphoric. He's stopped nuzzling now and is doing a kind of open mouth sucky kiss on the side of my neck just under my ear… it sounds disgusting but feels amazing. I've gone so jelliod my legs have given out and it's just Dave's arms around my waist and my arms around his neck holding me up. He stopped the neck number 5 and moved on to my mouth and kissed me really gently. A proper snog. It was really sweet. Then he moved away and just looked at me. All smiley. Then he said "Tatty-bye missus, explain that to the Italian borsetta" and ran off like a gazelle. Except not so graceful. He fell over the badger hole and into the mud. Haha tres tres amusant.

20 minutes later

Finally found the tent. I hate nature. And I hate tents. Climbed into the tent really quietly like a whatsit… mouse. But it didn't fool Ro-Ro, the Viking bride turned around in her bag in full gear, beard and death stare. Then she said really menacingly "we've been waiting…" and like zombies in jim-jams all of the Ace Gang emerged from around the tent. Then I said, "Why so serious?" and we all laughed like loons. Which we are.

10 minutes later

Godgodgoddygod!! I am going to KILL Dave. Do you know what the bloody snake in trousers did to me? He gave me a lovebite. And Jools discovered it when she was showing the others how she was going to do her hair for the Big Date with Rollo next week and using me as a model thingy and lifted up my hair and Ro-Ro said, "Now we know EXACTLY what Dave and Gee were up to in the woods…" which is unfair because I just convinced them we had found rare, endangered newt poo. Then Ellen started crying and Jas called me a tart and Mabs stared at me and Jools giggled and Rosie stroked her beard. Then Rosie said, "Alas, the fools have fallen!!" and went into her sleeping bag. Then everything went quiet for a while (except for Ellen's sniveling).

10 minutes later

Still sitting in silence. Then there was some whispering from outside the tent, it was Dave!! He was right behind Ellen (we could see his outline) and was saying,"Gee, Gee!! Come out! I want to talk." Then there was silence. Ellen cried harder and I just sat in amazed silence. Then he spoke again, in a gentle, soothing voice that overflowed with sexiosity, "Don't cry Gee… It'll be fine. You'll dump Masimo and I'll dump Emma and we won't tell anyone for a while. Gee, come on! Talk to me! Please? Don't cry. I love you…"

Then Ellen REALLY turned on the waterworks and ran out the tent. Dave started cursing and climbed INTO the tent. We just stared at him. Then Rosie stroked her beard and said, "Welcome to the tribe Dave! Bring food and snog Georgia. We will now teach you the way of the Viking…" Jas turned into Mrs. Huffy pants and glared at Dave and then at me and ran after Ellen.

Dave looked insulted and said, "What did I do?!"

So I said, "Ignore her, she has heard the call of nature."

Then Jas said from somewhere unknown, "SHUT UP!! At least I am a good friend and don't snog the one boy that my supposed friend likes!! BACKSTABBER!! And I DON'T have immature little meetings for a tribe of Vikings that DON'T EXIST!!"

Ooooh she has really offended Rosie now, she took off her beard. Then she sadly said, "As one arrives, two leave. Georgia, Dave I wish thee well." And looked really sad and went to bed. And I felt the need to blub, Dave saw this and put his arm around me and whispered really softly, "Gee you not a tart, and you not a bad friend. You can't do anything about how gorgeous I am, it's only expected and natural that you love me…" and I suddenly felt better and giggled. The rest of the Ace Gang smirked and Mabs even made gagging sounds.

3 minutes later

Then Jools said," So are you two going out, like officially now?"

Then Dave snogged me. Not anything gross or goose gog making. And said,"We will when Georgia dumps Masimo."

Then he got up and ran out the tent. Everyone stared at the tent flap-door thingy.

Then Mabs said, "Gee, are you really going to dump Mas? I mean he is yummy scrumboes and scrummy yumboes personified!"

"Yeah, I think so. I mean I think I really love Dave."

All the ace gang ahhed (except the runaways and the sleeping Viking)

"You better KittyKat!!" screamed Dave from somewhere and after that all hell broke loose as Herr Kamer and Miss Wilson ran around the sites looking for The Boy. It was disturbing to see that they both came out the same tent in their jim-jams. ERLACK!! I may have to attend counseling. Mabs said bye and went to her own tent.

5 minutes later

Mabs has been kicked out her tent! She as too sleep with us. And all her stuff is in the other tent! Rosie said she could use the beard as a pillow but Mabs just shared Jools' bag. Lezzies. Mabs said really quietly, "They said I was a backstabbing, immature slut and I should go sleep with the rest of them." She will die! She will die! We must get revenge…

Thanks for reading!! Please review as it is my first fanfic and I wanna know the good, the bad and the ugly. I'll try update soon!

Ooh jas is rebelling!! Sorry if I didn't get the georgie lingo but I'll improve! Also do you think I made it too deep and detailed for Georgia? Please tell me!

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