Disclaimer: I don't own D. Gray-man. Katsura Hoshino does :D

Inspired by: My cookies, Mufu and Kalina (?)

Dedicated to: My black pens that ran out when I was writing this fanfic.

A/N: Typos seem to lovee me. But I love Mufu and Princess Sparkles (not the story) and Harvard University. Unrequited love is so cruel.

This will contain some Yullen and Lucky. The people will be wearing their latest uniform (the cool one) and Lenalee hasn't lost her hair.

Thoughts unless otherwise stated

Edited: 03 of March , 2009 – 23 of March , 2009

And So It Starts

"Kan-daahh!! Laa-viii!! Aahh-lenn!! Lenaaa-liiii!! Come here now!!" Komui shouted from his office in a 'I'm going to blow unless you come see me now' manner.

The four perturbed exorcists were currently at the cafeteria, eating, as usual. What else were poor, hungry exorcists to do?

Kanda was eating his usual soba, with an excruciatingly annoying Lavi saying a joke.

"Hey, why did Tigger go to the toilet? To look for Pooh!!" And now, insert the LMAO, ROFL (from Lavi, of course) that blocked out the calls from Komui.

Allen was eating bowls of tonkatsu ramen. There were stacks more of other foods to go through, even though there was a large stack of finished food. His slurping made it impossible for him to hear Komui at all.

Lenalee was gazing at all three of them wondering about something... (Naughty thoughts?)

"Kan-daahh!! Laa-vii!! Aahh-lenn!! Darling Lenaa-liii!! Please come or I'll get lonely." He pleaded before adding. "Or are you deaf?!" Komui yelled, before his eyes glinted and stated, "I'm going to send Komurin CXVIII!!"

Allen's eyes looked up from his finished ramen, and disappeared / ran really quickly towards Komui's office. He didn't want a repeat of last time.

Lavi watched Allen disappear and followed him even though he was in the middle of another joke.

Kanda stared at his unfinished soba. And then he left.

Lenalee floated out of the cafeteria, like a girl that was kissed by her first boyfriend.

"Hey! What's wrong?" Allen asked, when everyone got there.

"Ah, Allen! Yes, well, I have the most important news for all of you. We... shall... be... joining forces with Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!" Komui said brightly.

He then started clapping at the fact, but stopped when he realized he was the only one clapping.

"What?! Joining forces?!" Lavi asked dumbfounded.

"Uh, no, we're just going to Hogwarts and spending time their for a year. However, we shall be known as Hoshino Academy, school for exorcists. I just made it up. Sounds cool, doesn't it?" Komui stated winking before becoming serious again and continued.

"We'll be posing as wonderful exorcists that can use magic. There have been reports from magic-using Finders that there have been strange incidents that may concern the Innocence and the Noah's Remember, we can't tell the witches or wizards who we are and our true purpose at Hogwarts. Our reason there would be to form a diplomatic treaty with the wizardry world. You will all need to learn spells, and all that up to your year but you can learn more if you want. If anyone finds out about their school being in danger, than reassure them that nothing will happen to them."

The four exorcists nodded their heads obediently like dogs.

"Well, get studying, we'll be leaving in approximately six days and twenty-three hours, fifty-nine minutes and twelve seconds, we'll be leaving at noon. We'll arrive at Hogwarts a day before the term starts. You need to give me your luggage a day before we leave. See you!" Komui explained quickly before pulling a piece of string... that lead to a trap door which the four exorcists just seemed to be standing over.

"Ahmyfurhingod!!" Allen's voice came out muffled. Ah, my furry god?

Kanda palmed his hair. His hair should always be perfect, regardless of the situation. Anyone preventing Kanda from fixing his hair will be dead before they can voice a stupendous joke.

Lavi and Lenalee landed firmly on the ground grinning like maniacs.

The four exorcists stood up, to check their surroundings. The room was lined with shelves filled with books, from subjects like 'The Squibs Guide to Transfiguration' to 'The Dark Lord and His Uprising'. There was also one small desk with four seats for them to study at, most likely provided by Komui.

"Oh look! A History of Hogwarts!" Lenalee said happily, running towards a shelf and grabbing the middle book and throwing it into Lavi's hands.

"Wasn't the school called Hogs Warts?"

Lenalee ignored Lavi's remark.

The four exorcists walked around the whole library looking at the different books and collecting them so that they could study or look through them.

Lavi opened, 'Transfiguration for Grade 7 Students' and started memorizing the pages.

Kanda grabbed a book 'How to charm your fellow queer peers' which was a book about charms that affected homosapiens, homosexuals and homophobes and anything that had a homo at the start, which was basically every human being regardless of their sexuality preferences.

Lenalee flicked through 'Quidditch Through The Ages' while sitting quietly next to Lavi.

Allen, bored, grabbed the first book in front of him which turned out to be 'Curses and befuddling spells'. Teehee, let's use it on Kanda...

They all studied and took notes for a while trying to learn everything from bowtruckles to felixs.

And then, cliché as it was, there was a poof and white chalk dust floated everywhere. The person who 'poofed' out of nowhere turned out to be a coughing Komui who was carrying a large bag of... sticks.

"I need you to try these, just wave them around. Lavi, you go first, then Kanda, my Lenalee then Allen," Komui said tipping the bags of sticks upside down till they all formed a gargantuan hill of sticks.

"Why do we need ... sticks?" Lavi asked puzzled.

"These sticks are wands. You can't use magic without them in the wizardry world. It's essential to being a wizard," Komui explained twirling a wand in his hand.

Lavi, as curious as he was, was wary when he picked up the first stick and waved it around.

After nothing really happened (other than feeling stupid) Lavi waved different wands. However, Komui always blankly said "No."

After what seemed to be a lifetime of an old man, Lavi picked up the wand and waved it. Purple and white sparks ignited out of it.

"Kanda!" Komui called and waited for him to pick up a wand.

Lavi went back to his book and waved his wand trying out all of the spells he had learnt in a corner he discovered far from the commotion of the other exorcists.

How stupid, Kanda thought, waving a stick around and muttering phrases that sound like badly done Latin. People will think I'm a nutjob.

Kanda just picked up a wand and gave a flick of his wrist, not bothering to try and move his wand.

Luckily, he only had to wave it for a second when Komui announced his excited baby voice, "That's shoo pretty!!"

Kanda looked around and realized it was coming from the 'stick' that he was holding. His 'stick' was producing bright red flames.

"It's reacting to your emotions," Komui explained diligently.

"Bakanda has emotions?" Allen asked surprised with an evil glint in his gray (?) eyes.

"Shut up, stupid bean sprout," Kanda barked back, annoyed.

He walked back to his own emo corner with another book, 'The Standard Book Of Spells: Grade 6.'

Lenalee walked up to the stack of wands eager to find her own. Sadly, her patience started to tire out as every wand she swished and flicked with produced nothing.

Alas, she reached the last wand (ebony coloured with marks of brown) that laid innocently on the floor, she swished and flicked it whilst saying, 'Wingardium Leviosa" which she learnt.

A book, which Lenalee seemed to randomly point at, started floating.

"My beautiful Lenalee's so wonderful!" Komui cried proudly.

Then he became serious and asked Allen to step forward.

Lenalee walked to a stack of books and grabbed, 'Magical Theory'. "Good luck, Allen!"

"Okay, Allen, its finally your turn! Your wands going to be in the stack of already used wands, hope you don't mind!" Komui said looking apologetic.

"It's alright," Allen said smiling, he took a disposed wand in his right hand and waved it around. He kept on trying all the wands. None of them work, but Komui had a plan.

"Hmm...try with your left hand, the one with innocence embedded into it," Komui ordered.

Allen nodded and tried all the wands again but with his other hand. The first wand he used worked perfectly, sending out bright red sparks.

Komui nodded, signaling him to try another.

Allen grabbed another wand but instead of red sparks, there were blue sparks. All the wands he tried worked out perfectly for him, with his left hand.

"It looks like you can use every single wand with your left hand no matter whose it is or what it's made out of. Your parasitic innocence is really useful. But for now, just grab any wand that suits you and use it," Komui explained.

Allen took a ivory wand (with a dragon heartstring) that was as long as a baby's arm and pocketed it.

Komui left them to study as Allen reached for another book trying out spells like his many comrades.

During the five days, they had read all the books from A to Z in the library of all subjects from monsters to magical herbs and fungi. Numerous explosions had taken place, many because of doing the wrong hand movements but some because of Lavi's idiocy (he insisted that he had to make a fool of himself). Luckily, they had all learned to swish, flick and twirl with their wands properly in the six days they were allowed.

"We're going to leave tomorrow," Allen announced smiling.

"I know that, idiot beansprout," Kanda retorted, ending the conversation quickly.

The three other exorcists took that as a 'Go pack. Or you'll make me late. And then I'll chop you into a thousand pieces.'

They all went to their rooms and started packing like crazy. Except for Kanda.

Allen packed all the exorcist uniforms he had, some midnight snacks he had received from a proud yet teary Jerry and stuffed Timcampy in before giving his trunk to Komui, whom was going to look after all the luggage.

Kanda, grudgingly packed his exorcist uniforms and a packet of cleaning products for Mugen.

Lenalee packed her numerous hairbrushes, her exorcist uniforms, cleaning products and a book.

Lavi, too excited, merely forgot, he was far too interested in a book called 'When your best friend turns homosexual'.

Hmmm... maybe Kanda and Allen should read this...

The next day, all four exorcists gathered around Komui's desk, ready to leave – except Lavi.

"...Lavi!! Where's your suitcase?!" Komui demanded.

"Umm... uhhh... It's somewhere..." Lavi ran to his room muttering those words out at a furious Komui.

He packed his clothes, and stacks of books that Bookman had requested him to read. He grabbed his packed suitcase and ran back.

"Good Lavi. Your finished. We'll leave in two minutes," Komui said.

Komui pulled out an old brown boot that still had a few crustaceans stuck onto it and said,"Hold onto this."

They all put their hands on the dirty boot while Komui waved his wands at the luggage making them disappear before holding onto the lace of the boot.

"I'm going to count down... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... BLAST OFF!!" Komui yelled with a kiddish grin.

The exorcists and Komui's feet launched off of the ground and they were spinning around in nothingness.

"AHHH!! We're all gonna die!!" Lavi and Allen screamed in unison.

Kanda was trying not to scream (because he's very manly -cough-)and was holding his dear Mugen tightly.

Lenalee, activated her Innocence, holding onto Komui who was writhing around like a crying baby.

However, they had arrived at Hogsmeade in a second Lenalee had grabbed a hold of Komui.

Kanda, fell first from the never ending sky, losing his pride as his facial expression changed more than ten times.

Lavi dropped beside a humiliated Kanda, laughing at the experience and Kanda's humiliation.

Lenalee and Komui landed vertically because of Lenalee's dark boots.

Kanda started standing up, but then... a certain bean sprout came screaming down and landed on a now furious, Kanda.

"Get the hell off of me, bean sprout!!" Kanda yelled, "What the hell do you think your doing?! You have the most idiotic brain in the world, but its no wonder you stuff yourself senseless with..."

Kanda stopped abruptly noticing a large group of bewildered villagers staring at them in surprise and awe.

Kanda hated being stared at especially when a certain annoying bean sprout was on him.

"Sorry Kanda!" Allen said grinning, "Oh, and don't call me bean sprout, it's Allen. A-L-L-E=N!" before getting off and tidying his uniform.

Lavi was laughing his head off at Kanda before chanting, "Yuu-chan was landed on! Yuu-chan was landed on!"

"Oh hahahahaha! Everyone, your jokes are lame," Komui laughed sarcastically. "Come, we're going to Hogwarts! Their wonderful headmaster is waiting for us. Ah look, a carriage for us!" Komui brightened up suddenly at the carriage.

In front of them there was a black carriage pulled by several black horse-like creatures with bright red eyes.

"Ohh! Nice ponies" Lavi said jumping up and down like a small child before going towards the creatures and patting them softly.

Kanda just grunted and entered the carriage who was followed by Lenalee and Komui.

"Lavi!! Get off of them!"

They could hear Allen yelling at a childish Lavi.

"Why?! They're so comfy and fluffy," Lavi lied, his hand was actually sore from trying to pat the bony yet anorexic animals.

However, Lavi obeyed Allen's inconsiderate and cruel commands and entered the carriage sitting next to Lenalee.

Allen got on after the sulking Lavi and sat next to Kanda but as far away as he could.

Kanda was still annoyed at Allen, and he was planning to secretly slice the bean sprout into little pieces, which all bean sprouts deserved.

The horse-like creatures flew up into the blue sky.

They knew they had arrived at Hogwarts when the carriage landed with a dull thud.

The four exorcists and Komui walked off of the carriage and towards the gates of Hogwarts.

"Welcome," sneered a greasy looking man, "my name is Professor Severus Snape. You shall own address me as Professor Snape or sir. I'll be escorting you to Professor Dumbledore."

"Yes, yes!!" Komui replied enthusiastically.

Snape gave a disapproving look at the man who was extremely hyper. Snape opened the gate with his wand and walked hurriedly towards the Dumbledore's office not bothering to wait for the exorcists nor the new yet stupid-like professor.

Komui watched the greasy weirdo walk or half run away from them. Komui motioned for the exorcists to walk just as quick.

Stupid exorcists Snape thought as he turned a corner towards Dumbledore's office.

"Yo, Professor Greasy-Hair-Dude! Why are you running?" asked a very stupid Lavi.

"You will not greet me in such a horrid way as if I am your equal. Ever! I am Professor Snape. And I am not running," Snape yelled clearly annoyed and disgusted, "Don't ever insult a professor again or I shall put you in detention before the term starts."

Lavi chuckled before becoming serious after Snape gave a glare which could even challenge Kanda's menacing glare.

They had all arrived at the front of two extremely ugly gargoyles.

"Wicked Fizz," Snape said blandly.

The gargoyles sprung alive and they let the visitors enter.

They had reached inside of Dumbledore's office, there was a beautiful, red, flaming bird next to an expectant Professor Dumbledore. His moon-shaped glasses glinting, and his hands clasped together. To the exorcists, Professor Dumbledore looked like a very wise man.

"Thank you, Professor Snape for escorting the new students here. You may leave." Snape left without a word.

"Welcome, students from Hoshino Academy and Professor Komui. Your beds have been made so that you will sleep with the house... Gryffindor. They are a prestigious house that is known for their bravery and courage which I'm sure none of you lack. Term begins the day after tomorrow. Even if you are exorcists, you will have to follow all the rules. However if we are ever attacked by these 'akuma' then you will need to defeat them. I hope you understand that the protection of Hogwarts is most vital. The head of Gryffindor, Professor McGonagall, will now show you your rooms. If you have any problems or questions you're welcome to ask. Professor McGonagall will tell you many things other about Hogwarts. Good night!" The headmaster explained and dismissed them.

The five people exited the grand place saying good night to Professor Dumbledore and followed Professor McGonagall.

The six all walked up and down several stairs, with Lavi laughing hysterically every time Allen's foot got stuck or went the wrong way. They all reached a portrait of a rather fat lady dressed in a pink gown.

Professor McGonagall explained, "You need a password to get in. This month's password is 'Quid Agis?'"

"Optime!" the fat lady replied, delighted to see so many good-looking guys enter Gryffindor common room (excluding Lenalee and Komui(xD)) flinging open to let them enter.

"Wow!" Allen exclaimed entering the room.

"Since you are all exorcists, you four will be in a dormitory by yourself. Professor Komui will be sleeping in the Teachers Dormitory," Professor McGonagall explained, leading them to a room next to the boys dormitory.

As they entered it, they exchanged expressions of awe and admiration except for Kanda. The room had three beds, there was a grand chandelier that made the room glow, large, Renaissance windows made the room feel old and there were bed lamps and all next to each of the beds.

"Wah?? Why are there only THREE beds?" Allen asked panicking.

"Oh, sorry. We didn't have enough beds for yous since our term is starting soon and we need them for the fist years. I'm deeply sorry. We're getting more beds as soon as they get delivered." Professor McGonagall stated, "I'll be leaving you now. Your timetables and all will be delivered to you during the daily owl post which will start the day after tomorrow. Until then, good bye."

Professor McGonagall waved and walked away leaving the five in the room.

"Umm... I can share with Lenalee," Lavi offered.

"NO!!" Komui yelled hysterically, "No one shall share a bed with my dear Lenalee, ever!!"

Lavi quickly replied, "Okay, Okay." before Komui could chase after him or use any Komurin's.

"How about me and Allen?" Lavi asked.

Lenalee nudged Lavi before any of them could open their mouths to agree or disagree.

"Wait... I'd probably squish Allen to death if I slept in the same bed as him," Lavi quickly yet lamely stated.

"I guess that leaves Allen and Kanda together," Komui resolved.

To Be Continued

A/N : First fanfiction like ever... xD