JingleBells: Bella
Lemonsandbears: Emmett
ShoppinginWonderland: Alice
Jazzhands: Jasper
Beautyforthebeast: Rosalie
FangedLion: Edward
DoctaFang: Carlisle
Ezm3: Esme
JingleBells has logged on
FangedLion has logged on
JingleBells:Edward?
FangedLion:Yes...Bella?
JingleBells:Yup! What's with the screenname?
FangedLion:Courtesy of Alice.
JingleBells:I didn't know you had AIM!
FangedLion:Well, we do.
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ShoppinginWonderland: Hey guys!
FangedLion:Hello Alice.
JingleBells:Hey!
ShoppinginWonderland: Hey Bella.
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Lemonsandbears:THE PARTY CAN START! W00T!
JingleBells:Hi L.
Lemonsandbears:HI J!
JingleBells:How come we ever thought of this before? Like, when we were writing notes? (A/N : Notes Galore -wink wink-)
Lemonsandbears:Because, well, I dunno. But lets do something fuuuuuuuuuuuun!
JingleBells:FUN IN THE SUN!
ShoppinginWonderland: Weeeee!
FangedLion:Oh god.
Lemonsandbears:So, Truth or Dare, Alice?
JingleBells:Nonononononono!
Lemonsandbears:Why not?
JingleBells:CAUSE I AIN'T THERE!
FangedLion:No way.
JingleBells:WHY?
FangedLion:We don't play... normally.
ShoppinginWonderland: Oooh, I'll pick you up Bella!
JingleBells:YAY!
Lemonsandbears:BUT I WANTED TO DO IT OVER AIM!
ShoppinginWonderland: Then wait five minutes!
FangedLion:I'll lend Bella an old laptop.
JingleBells:OK!
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Lemonsandbears:Well, this sucks.
FangedLion:What does?
Lemonsandbears:I can't wait...EDWARD! I NEED BELLA!
FangedLion:That souded wrong on so many levels.
Lemonsandbears:Y'know what?
FangedLion:What?
Lemonsandbears:LETS WRITE A STORY!
FangedLion:Err...ok?
Lemonsandbears:Once there was a young man named Mike Newton. He wanted to kiss a fair maiden named Bella.
FangedLion:And this maiden named Bella was happily engaged to a man called Edward...
Lemonsandbears:Ya ya, whatever. But Bella was secretly a posseum in disguise.
FangedLion:What??
Lemonsandbears:You heard me. So the fair maiden told Mike, who was a muscular beauty, that she was truly in love with him. Mike, who was in on the evil plot, decided to...
FangedLion:What evil plot?
Lemonsandbears:THE evil plot. And he revealed to Bella how Edward was really a woman!
FangedLion:Whoa. That's where I draw the line.
Lemonsandbears:TOO BAD.
FangedLion:Fine. The lad Mike showed this to Bella, who didn't belive it for a second, pulling the wig off the womans head, revealing Edward's idiot brother trying to play Hannah Montana.
Lemonsandbears:And Emmett apeared, shaking his head and saying "Jasper always had a thing for Hannah Montana."
FangedLion:Then Bella chopped Emmett's head off.
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Lemonsandbears:But Bella then discovered her deep, intense love for me, Emmett Cullen! Which is what they had both wanted secretly for all eternity.
FangedLion:Then Emmett got murdered by his wife.
Lemonsandbears:Whaa??
JingleBells:OMG! I DONT LOVE EMMETT!
Beautyforthebeast:WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY BOTH WANTED??
Lemonsandbears:Oh crud.
FangedLion:Ha. Guess Truth or dare is for another day.
A/N: Hey guys. Another story from my twisted mind. Sorry for the dumb names. Emmetts, Alices, and Bellas are based on my other story Notes Galore. Anyway, please review!