Everyone, I am so terribly sorry that I haven't updated in so long. I've been extremely busy lately. I've been dying to finish this story. Thank you all for the beautiful reviews. And now the story.

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I still could not believe that the family of vampires had just ate so much food. It was crazy. I was so used to them not eating that this was totally strange.

Alice laughed at the expression on my face as she sent the instructions out to the guys on her phone.

"Things are about to get very…." she paused and narrowed her eyes at me, a very alluring look, "sexy." She laughed her head off.

I looked at her with a very confused expression.

We began walking down the street towards, I was guessing, the next location. The day was kind of bright, despite the frosting of clouds covering New York City. Even though Alice wasn't sparkling like it did in direct sunlight, but it had a sort of slight sparkle. I noticed that every male we met on the sidewalk was noticing it too. None of them could take their eyes off her. I felt very plain as we walked.

I stumbled in the wedges I was wearing and Alice used her super reflexes to save me from an embarrassing fall. As I tripped the locket I was wearing hit me in the chin. We continued walking down the sidewalk and the men continued to stare at Alice and Esme and Rosalie as we met them, but I remembered the necklace and Edward's love. I floated the rest of the way to the next location.

I was suddenly thrown out of my love spell as I saw the oncoming stunt.

Edward, Jasper, Emmett, and Carlisle were all wearing lacy lingerie. To make matters ever funnier they were standing in the display of some little boutique that boasted a sign that said "semi annual lingerie sell!" The were as still as the mannequins that stood around them. One would never now that they weren't just a piece of the display if they didn't know any better. They looked totally like the men they were, but they seemed like they belonged to the store.

They were all wearing bras and panties with similar cuts in different colors. Jasper's had a skirt and Emmett was wearing fishnet tights.

Edward's was a classic red, Emmett's was hot pink, Carlisle's was pale pink, and Jasper's was white.

It strange to behold. To say the least.

"Alice," I said, looking on at the strange sight before me, "I know this is some stunt, but how are we supposed to figure out who wins? I know that they can sit like that for days on end."

"You know how vampires have that 'skill'," she accented the word like it was something that they practiced, not a genetically built in weapon, "that we can pretty much get anyone to do anything with the right words or look. The challenge is won when a woman sees one of these styles and goes in and buys it. Simple, huh?"

I noticed that Esme was in the store watching, inconspicuously I may add, what was being bought and Rosalie was trying things on. Emmett's eyes kept darting the where Rosalie was, I laughed. His head was not in this stunt. I could tell.

Suddenly Esme walked out of the store. "Carlisle wins." She declared with one of her soft smiles. "The women was going on and one about how she couldn't wait to wear the pale pink number for her husband." She smiled again and laughed.

"120 points for team Emmett-Carlisle." And like that the boys were missing from the store front.

Okay that totally blew. I'm so tired. You have no idea. I'm also really distracted with guy issues. So review and make me feel special!! I will so try to update tomorrow. On my only free day. That is love you guys.

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