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"Stupid idiot… I don't care" A murmuring Tails admitted as his whole face, body and hands were covered with grime and filth. It was near his beginning days of puberty; days when everything or everyone just seemed nothing like an idiot. With a bushy sigh he slam shut the front door of his home.

PHONE FOR TAILS! PHONE FOR TAILS!

"Shut the hell up will ya!" he proceeded toward the awkward ring of his phone. The fox picked up the white phone, not even caring about the dirtiness of his gloves.

"Yeah! what is it!"

"Tails, tails, lil' buddy, what's shakin'?"

With an annoyed tone he said: "Nothing is shaking Sonic and don't call me lil' buddy, except that I completely screwed the crap out of Shadow's toilet"

"You mean fakers toilet, Which one? The vertical bathtub or the Shitcan?!"

"The shitcan Sonic! the shitcan!"

"Haha! I can smell the crap from my house man! No wonder why it smells"

"Whatever…" The fox murmured.

With an emphasis of annoyingness "You were saying Sonic?"

"What's eating you Tails? You seem turned off"

"What's eating me? Is that what you're saying? Because I Fuckin' smell like shit"

"Whoa! Whoa! Tails whats with the language man?"

"Whad'ya mean what's with the language? Haven't you heard of & and &#& and "

"No need to vent your spleen at me! But if you don't stop that then I'm gonna stop you!"

"I just feel like I have to vent my spleen at somebody, Sonic!"

"What happened to the good ol' Tails, why are you freakin screwed!"

"That's the way the ball bounces Sonic and it can get worst"

"Where the hell did you learn all this slang man? Which idiot ghettobird's songs have you been listening to?"

"Use your thinkbox for something other than to hold your ears apart Sonic, its puberty man!"

"That tears it Tails, I'm gonna come and straighten you and your freakin puberty!"

"Bring it on!"

With that said Tails slammed the phone as hard as he could, releasing a groan as he walked towards his shower…

He tiredly entered the shower as his posture seemed limp. The fox entered his modern self-built shower as its automatic glass door moved aside.

His hands nimbly moved across the touchpad as he set the water temperature and the amount of the flowing water. Tails shook his head as mild water ran through his fur, causing a tranquil mood of relaxation. He felt bad about the way he talked to his best friend it was only because he was going through mental and physical changes and it was changing into a bad habit "You have to stop this Tails, this isn't you" his inner voice said to him. He decided to apologize to Sonic when suddenly someone rang his doorbell. "What the hell do these people want and why are they so ill-timed?" with all the shampoo suds on his head he quickly wrapped the towel around his wet flaxen body.

As he proceeded downstairs through the modern hall of his home, he yelled as he walked towards the door "Shadow, if it's you, I really don't care, I don't do plumbing and I'm not a plumber to come and clean your shit" "I wasn't supposed to talk like that!" with a sense of self-denial he opened the flap. Surprisingly no one was outside, with a feeling of hate he yelled "which rat-bastard did this!" when suddenly he noticed a note lying on the welcome-mat of his door. "Hmm what's this?"

Enclosed in the envelope was a letter.

"Dear Tails, I can't stand your beautiful glistening eyes, those shimmering aquamarine eyes make me so impassioned. I have to hold your tender face in my hands. I have to seize your body next to mine and feel warm with your love. I just love too release your inner demon from your innocent mind. I'm dying to see you, meet me 7:00 at our house. Love Cream."

Bulged were Tails eyeballs and pointed was his fur. "Haha very funny, Sonic" the fox shut the door and ran to the phone, dialing Sonic's place.

"I'm not home! If it's Tails behind the phone, he can go through an attitude check, if it's Amy behind the phone, chasing times are only on even days, 4'Oclock to 7'Oclock, if it's Knuckles behind the phone, I don't owe you any money, if it's Faker behind the phone, come and fix my toilet, if it's Rouge behind the phone, can you give me free drinks at your club? and if it's Cream behind the phone, well get ready for the big league"

Tails puzzlingly put the phone down "Big league? Does Cream watch football?"

"Sheesh!" after a minute of silence "What if it really is Cream? Her striking brown eyes, those blooming breasts of her, that perfect waist and that puffy white tail"

With a hit on the head "Jeez! stop horny thoughts, stop horny thoughts!" "Hey you idiot, you mindless imbecile, this only happens once a lifetime, go and see her. Do it you child!" "What about your promises Tails, weren't you supposed to stop this…"

The war inside his head was leading to a crossroad; choose left or right, and well, he chose the left side. Within a moment he was back in the shower just rubbing and scrubbing his body with body shampoo, trying his best smell the freshest and look the freshest.

"Mr. Shower please turn off because I have some business to deal with" with that slickly said he exited the shower. Tails wasn't the old Tails.

The fox had entered the room while the drips of water plunked on the wooden floor mats. The personal room of his had slightly lost it neatness, Ice cream bowls, Wraps of candy bar, screwdrivers, CD's and a few other junk just lying on the ground, his room yearning to get cleaned. The sound of music fluttered in the atmosphere of his room. He decided to listen to some Ooh La La French.

"So what should I wear?" Tails said as he opened his closet. Obviously there was no vast selection of clothes, just a few plain T-shirts, a jean, khaki and a tuxedo. As a younger person, he personally would have picked the tuxedo but somehow his mind was against such idea.

"I could call Rogue; she's the latest with all this fashion stuff". The phone began to call Rogue's home, boringly beeping.

"Hey"

"Hi Tails, how's things going?"

"Not bad, I guess. Rogue, Look, I strangely have a style problem"

"Wow, this is an interesting question from a handsome but unfashionably likeable scientist"

"I've got a few T-shirts, A jean, khaki and some tuxedo, which one should I wear?"

"Are you going out on a date?"

"What if I am"

"Well if you need my help then you better tell me who's the betty?"

Tails was stuck in a situation of making a decision. Before he really didn't have to make any big decisions but lately things are just different.

"Just tell the batgirl; don't you wanna go looking sexy?" "Tails just let go, didn't you want to complete your latest invention?"

"I'm going on a date to see Cream are you happy?"

"Well, well, you two seem attractive together-"

"Rogue, the advice please!"

"Tails, I somehow feel that you have changed, emotionally and in a bad way"

"Rogue, I really don't have the time!"

"C'mon tell me? I can help you, y'know? Wet dreams? Love problems?-"

"Rogue! You're eating my nerves!"

"Jeez! I'm gonna change you, Youngman but first not the jean, it doesn't fit you. Wear the tuxedo and be sure to take a box of chocolates and a nice bouquet of flowers"

"Great, great! thanks, I gotta get movin', goodbye"

"Good luck"

Tails was attired in the tux and somehow he felt discomforted, before it fit perfectly and know he's fidgeting with the whole thing the whole time. Let's don't forget the music, the music was dreadful for him, his brain couldn't decode the mellow tunes of Carole King, as if his brain was lacking the special enzyme to digest the music for his nerves. The music went shut and the lights got closed as he headed out of the room to the kitchen to pick up a box of so called chocolates but once again a resolution had to be made but it wasn't a black-and-white decision.

On the left of the cabinet was his favorite fruit flavored lollipops, which he had many moments with them; he used to treat his mouth on those tasty lollipops while fixing things, while creating things and even when taking a midnight snack, which really isn't meant to be a snack. On the right, exquisite Swiss chocolates, which he didn't even try before.

"you're not a baby anymore! pick the chocolates, they melt in your mouth and feel so good and before you know you have melted with Cream!" "The fruity lollipops Tails! Didn't you like them? and they are so sweet. Cream will love them!"

Before you knew it, he took hold of the chocolate box and proceeded to the door; in the midst of leaving he took a last observation in front of the mirror. "I sure look different compared to the past" He felt rather uncomfortable, taking a short glance to see if everything was in place; the suit, the chocolates and lastly one thing remained.

After locking and heading out for the streets he remembered to pick up some flowers. Fortunately, Tails had a fine-looking front-yard, filled with many colorful flowers, from roses to lilies, tulips, rhododendrons and many other varieties to choose from but these decisions were just starting to distract and cause uneasiness.

"Garden rose or tulips?" he questionably thought while instinctively rubbing his cheeks. The yellow tinted fox just stood there, contemplating at the garden rose as memories and flash backs occurred in his mind…

Flashback

The final finishes on Tails new home was propping up. The tiles, wallpapers, fireplace, bathrooms, rooms were ended as Tails was inside his smart garage, loaded with a plethora of tools, gadgets and related paraphernalia. While cleaning the steel drawers and cabinets free from dust, the door bell rang. He put his cleaning cloth on a counter and headed out from the garage door to see who this visitor is.

The pink texture of the guest was too easy for Tails to recognize; it was non other than the genial Amy Rose, ringing the doorbell.

A slight smile tugged upon his face as he furtively sneaked behind Amy to possibly surprise her.

"Booo!"

"Whaaaa!" Amy screamed out as she suddenly faced Tails while falling on her bottom, landing right on the doormat, releasing a sigh with her hand on her heart.

"Tails! why did you do that!" she admitted as she got up and gave a slight and friendly punch in the shoulder of her friend.

"Sorry Amy, I somehow learned it from Sonic, since I showed extreme reaction, I wanted to see how others were. Besides I'm using the results to create a new invention!"

"Tails, did you get the result that you wanted?" Amy admitted with a sign of agitation.

"Yes, yes, I did but what brings you here Amy?"

"Your front yard is burdened with dirt; do you wanna go buy some flowers so we can plant them?"

"Sure, I have nothing better to do"

With a sense of great happiness, the hearty and invigorating Amy Rose let out a squeal.

"Oh I can't wait, c'mon! Oh, oh you gotta get blue and pink flowers. You can put them aside to symbolize me and Sonic! please please!"

"Ok, ok Amy, I will, just let's go"

End of Flashback

The poor fox was so caught in memories that he finally realized himself sitting on the cement walkway in front of his house.

"White yellow, white yellow, white yellow!" "Pink blue, Pink blue, Pink blue!" "Damn it! These decisions are just so dumb; I'll just flip a coin! Heads, the white and yellow, tails, pink and blue" With the clanking of the coin on the ground, it revealed to show that heads had won.

The irritated, twitching fox picked a few flowers and went off to Creams house.

"I told you I'll get you Tails…" A certain figure chuckled as he hid behind the bushes.