SILVIA: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual

Congratulations! You are now the owner of a brand-new SILVIA unit. To get the most use out of your unit, please carefully read the following instructions.

Basic Information

Name: Silvia Christel

Date of Manufacture: Unknown

Place of Manufacture: Ubisoft Inc.; Grasshopper Manufacturers

Height: Petite (5'4")

Weight: 115 lbs.

Your SILVIA unit comes with the following accessories:

1 Black Suit (Provocative MiniSkirt Edition)

1 Low-Cut Vest (Crème)

1 Pair Lacy Lingerie (Black)

2 Pair Stilettos (Black and Pink)

1 Bikini (Black and White Floral Print)

2 Tube Dress (Black and Pink)

1 Limousine (Vehicle)

1 SHINE Cellular Device (Limited Wii Edition)

Opening Your SILVIA Unit:

SILVIA units are very independent and usually come out of their packaging on their own. If your SILVIA unit does not come out on its own, then persuade it to come out with a HENRY or TRAVIS unit (not included.)

Programming:

Your SILVIA unit is programmed to perform any of the following functions:

UAA Agent (Con Artist): This is your SILVIA unit's presumed occupation. She will procure money through other Assassin units under pretenses of Ranking Fights.

Roommate: SILVIA units are very high maintenance and require plenty of room and money to be truly happy. Your SILVIA unit uses a VERY LARGE AMOUNT of your income going abroad or buying needless things.

Girlfriend: If a SILVIA unit has not been in extended contact with a TRAVIS unit or a HENRY unit, it will not object to bossing you around and spending everything on itself under the pretense of a relationship. However, the physical aspect of this function is amazing. Use this function sparingly.

Modes:

Your SILVIA unit comes programmed with the following modes:

Provocative (default)

Happy

Angry

Coy (locked)

OOC (locked)

The default Provocative mode is different from Coy mode, no matter how similar the two seem. In Coy mode, SILVIA units are a bit more agreeable and are more likely to agree with what you say. Coy mode can only be unlocked through a successful romantic relationship between any male unit and your SILVIA unit.

In Angry mode, SILVIA units get aggressive towards other male units. She can be quite sarcastic and snarky in this mode, so do your best to avoid this at all times.

OOC mode can only be unlocked if your SILVIA unit never interacts with a HENRY or TRAVIS unit. Put in extended contact with a JEANE (ASSASSIN) unit that is also in OOC mode will eventually activate this mode, and the two will… let's not get into that.

Relationships With Other Units

TRAVIS: Your SILVIA unit will constantly tease and seduce this unit as a means of getting free money and attention.

ASSASSIN UNITS (ALL): Will play them off for money or con them into the UAA. Very indifferent towards all units.

HENRY: Your SILVIA unit's longtime husband; HENRY will do anything to make sure that his SILVIA unit is happy.

JEANE (ASSASSIN): Only unit able to unlock your SILVIA unit's OOC mode. See OOC mode above for details.

Cleaning:

Your SILVIA unit is fully capable of cleaning itself. However, if you are an attractive male, she may try to coax you into bathing/cleaning with her.

Warning: SILVIA units and its manufacturers are not responsible for any marital disputes caused by bathing a SILVIA unit.

Feeding and Rest:

SILVIA units only consume high-end gourmet foods, if anything at all. Be cautious and hope that you have a deep enough wallet for her needs.

Disposal

Should you ever tire of your SILVIA unit conning people you may know or spending most of your monetary funds, please return to the original manufacturer.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When my SILVIA unit first arrived, she seemed to want to talk about the UAA. Is this normal?

A: Your SILVIA unit arrives already in UAA Agent Mode; have him interact with a TRAVIS unit and he should be normal within twenty minutes.

Q: My SILVIA unit has left the house and has not returned. Where is she?

A: Your SILVIA unit is currently on a shopping trip, overbroad, or overseeing a rankings fight. She will come back once her business is finished.

Troubleshooting

Problem: After activating Coy mode, my SILVIA is possessive and jealous.

Solution: Your SILVIA unit is suffering from a programming glitch from Coy mode. Reset your SILVIA unit immediately.

Final Note

With proper guidance and care, your SILIVA unit should live a healthy number of years. Thank you for purchasing this fine product, and please look into our other NO MORE HEROES units.