Ok, I saw this little bunny on livejournal, and I decided to take the first snatch at it. This is unconnected little one shots, a lot like shoji-sans 'Lamborghini Brothers' story, just with them being triplets. Got any ideas- share, and I'll gladly take them. Not sure how long I would take me for them to do them.

No, my line divider still doesn't work, so you'll have to put up with my sucky 'SsSsSs'. Sorry, and thanks for your patience. XP

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The femme groaned as she twisted, her spark shuddering from the exertion of trying to divide. She moaned, softly cursing her husband, who sat their, face growing paler and paler by the second.

One of the nurses patted him on the shoulder. "She doesn't mean it. It's just a little hard the first time, and since she's having twins…"

The mech nodded faintly, looking back to where two bodies lay gleaming, ready to receive a spark. All programs had already been uploaded, and the mech could only pray that his bondmate could handle this, because she seemed about ready to tear his optics out. He stifled a small smile at that idea, taking comfort in the idea that once the twins were born, everything would go back to normal.

No more late night screaming, no more violent mood swings-

One of the nurses nudged another as she whispered, "He's daydreaming about what it's going to be like afterwards."

"Poor mech. He has no idea that his interrupted nights are just beginning, does he?"

"What's his name anyways?"

"Shadowrunner. His wife is Starwind."

"Aww, I think I'll be remembering them for a long time."

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The mood in the room had been slowly changing from festive to somber. For some odd reason, the two sparks seemed unwilling to leave and detach themselves from their mothers spark. As if they were waiting for something.

"Wiresnap," One nurse said to the doctor. "If they wait any longer we'll have to forcibly detach them."

Wiresnap chewed his bottom lip worriedly, looking at the femme who lay, nearly strapped to the bed. "C'mon sparks." He muttered, optics worried. "Split already!"

As if answering his prayer, the two sparks reluctantly split, and the nurse darted forward to catch them carefully. Quickly she moved to the bodies, placing them in.

The two, small bodies onlined, life rushing through their tubes as the energon sluggishly, then faster, began running through their systems. Wiresnap sighed in relief, and the femme on the bed began to relax, when she stiffened again. "I think theirs another one." She whispered, shocked.

Wiresnap turned, hurriedly running a second scan. "Quickly, go to the emergency room and tell them we need another body. We got triplets, and this spark is having a hard time of it."

Two nurses rushed off, leaving behind the doctor and one other assistant. The medic knelt down next to the femme, watching as the small spark struggled to separate itself from its mothers body. Shadowrunner grasped Starwinds hand, urging her, "You can do it!"

The small spark spluttered slightly, dimming. The two who had already began to wail, and the spark pulsed a little brighter, and renewed its struggle to live. Wiresnap motioned to the assistant, "Get the tools ready. We're probably going have to detach it manually-"

"Wait." Starwind gasped. "Wait for a few more moments. It's coming out, I can feel it."

The two nurses came rushing back into the room, holding the emergency body. "We only had one sparkling body left sir." They gasped. "It hasn't gone through complete checkups, but it's the best we have."

Wiresnap hesitated. Using an unchecked body could be slightly dangerous. "They already had it go through preliminary tests. It works perfectly fine, it's just that the programs aren't completely checked."

"I see."

Shadowrunner looked up at Wiresnap, and nodded grimly. "If it's the only body, we'll take it."

"You realize that the hospital is not responsible for any glitches that might come out of this."

Shadowrunner hesitated, when the spark pulsed brightly, and began tearing itself off. Starwind nodded, even as she tried to keep her vocalizer mute. Wiresnap nodded. "Very well."

He deftly caught the small spark in a temporary box as he carefully moved towards the body. Silently he placed the spark inside of the body, and the body began moving almost immediately. "Take him in for observation." Wiresnap barked. "Full scans. If we can, we might be able to keep any glitches from starting."

The nurse rushed off with triplet, as the twins squalled loudly. Their third spark, thier brother was being taken away.

Wiresnap followed after the tiny sparkling, leaving the nurses to give the twins to the mother. Starwind took them, smiling weakly. Shadowrunner chuckled as he said, "Well, well, well. Sideswipe, Sunstreaker. Aren't you two handsome little sparklings?"

"Dear, what are we going to call the third if he-" Starwind bit her bottom lip, unable to finish the sentence.

'We'll calm him Red Alert for giving us such a scare of course." Shadowrunner chuckled. "And don't worry. It'll all be alright."

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"We have some good news and some bad news." Wiresnap announced as he handed the third brother to Starwind. "First for the good news. He won't die anytime soon. We got his spark stabilized, and it's grown immensely since then. We think that the other two took up most of the energy, making the spark so small."

"And bad news?"

"We're unsure of what his mental state is. Our scanners picked up faint traces of a glitch, but so far its dormant and buried. It may or may not grow through time."

Starwind sighed at that, looking down at the three sparklings, asleep in her arms. "Well my dear, our house is certainly going to be busy now." She said, looking at Shadowrunner.

Shadowrunner shrugged, picking Sunstreaker out of her arms. "Well y dear, I wouldn't have it any other way." He kissed her on the cheek.

Starwind blushed slightly, giving him a small whack on the upper arm, which he playfully ignored. "I'll get home and start rearranging the rooms." He said, looking down at her. "If they're triplets, we're going have to put them in a larger room."

She leaned back, looking up at him. "Just don't forget to buy a bigger stroller. I don't want to have to carry one while pushing two."

"Do they even come out with three?"

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I shall leave off with that happy note. Remember, this will defiantly not be in chronological order. Suggestions are appreciated, as well as tips for improving.