Suffering from severe writers block and stress so I'm doing this for fun. Those of you who have been waiting for Ichigo to Koneko sorry but it's kind of on Hiatus. Partly because I got another review telling me to hurry up but mostly writers block. Thus begins the horrible things to do to the Shugo Chara cast. If you have ideas and want me to put them up, just review them in!


1. Force Ikuto to watch as Amu seductively licks a chocolate ice cream from behind bulletproof glass.

2. Lock Amu in a closet with Ikuto AND Tadase. Watch from secret cameras hidden inside.

3. Play Tadase clips of every Amuto moment in history.

4. Read Ikuto and Tadase a fic about them. A fic rated Mature….

5. Do the above while locking them in a closet together.

6. Create life-size blow-up Ikuto's and place them all over Amu's house in places she doesn't expect. Then have Ikuto ready to jump out at her after she's found them all.

7. Constantly remind Amu to lock her balcony door.

8. Give Yoru five lbs. Of catnip, then super glue him to Ikuto's shoulder.

9. Read Ikuto a Tadamu fic. And just in case he tries to cover his ears, read it to him through a megaphone.

10. Give Yoru a megaphone.

11. Give ran a megaphone…..at 6:00 A.M…….on a Saturday.

12. Take Miki's sketchpad and show Yoru all of the pictures of him. (There has to be some.)

13. Read Yoru a Miseki fic and convince him it came from Miki's diary.

14. Force Ikuto to spend a day with one of his fangirls.

15. Begin an Ikuto fanclub and arm all of the members, then make Utau the president.

16. Chain Suu down in a room full of messy people……with cold coffee.

17. Re-paint all of the characters eggs so that they are totally different from their personalities.

18. Give Amu a taser. 'nuff said.

19. Read Nagehiko any fic about him ( and probably Kukai) rated M from before we knew he was a guy. There are some out there.

20. Get every aggressive Amuto supporter in one room, which includes various weapons, then bring in Tadase. I can alost guarantee he won't survive


That would be the first chapter! I'm doing them in sets of 20. If you send me an idea I'll give you credit. Love you readers!