Disclaimer: I own nothing but the nameless doctor. Everything else belongs to Square Enix, I assume.

Warning: Mpreg, possible OOc-ness because I've never written any of them before...

A/N: My friends and I had another sleepover and decided to write some more one shots. We gave each other prompts and had about 20 minutes to write. Here was my first one, only edited for grammatical errors.

Prompt: Seph/Zack/Cloud, mpreg Seph

"What the hell? You're pregnant?" Zack practically screamed at his silver-haired lover.

"How is that even possible?" Cloud asked, a little calmer than his black-haired friend, but still very much in shock.

"Yes, I am. I don't know how. Oh, and the doctors say it looks like twins."

"Twins? Lovely." Zack rolled his eyes in exasperation. As if possibly being the father of one child wasn't enough, he might be the father of two!

"So do you know whose they are?" Cloud asked, rubbing his temples. He felt as overwhelmed by the news as his friend.

Sephiroth shrugged. "One of you two. They'll do the test next month to find out the, uh, father."

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"So, doctor, who's are they?" Sephiroth asked, rubbing his now quite swollen belly. He was almost four months along by now.

"Well, that's the interesting thing. You might want to let you're two friends hear this too, it concerns them both." Confused, Sephiroth did as suggested.

"So?" Zack and Cloud asked at the same time, desperate to know which of them was to be a father.

"As I told Sephiroth, it's an interesting situation. You three might want to take a seat." They looked at him, eyebrows raised, but did as bid. "You're both the father."

"What?" all three men yelled, mouths open in shock.

Sephiroth took a deep breathe. "What do you mean they're both the father?"

"What I mean is that each of them is the father of one of the babies. Somehow each one fathered a baby at the same time." Zack and Cloud stared at him in shock.

Sephiroth grinned. "Well now, isn't this wonderful?" The other two men looked at him, still in shock. He rubbed his belly, still grinning. "Now I have two of you to boss around while I'm pregnant!"

A/N: So how was it?? And yes, I'm aware it was very short... I have issues writing very much under a time limit. Review, please!! :D