Top Ten Things to Murder A Twilight FanFic
Brought to you in part by esthermarie and Jexena. We give you the top ten things that we think can bring down an otherwise decent story.
Contents
Chapter One: The countdown
Chapter Two: Jexena's POV as to why they made the list
Chapter Three: esthermarie's POV as to why they made the list
Ten:
Crossovers with Vampires that have fangs
Nine:
People getting their facts wrong
Eight:
Getting Jasper and/or Emmett's last name wrong
Seven:
Edward calling Bella 'Bells'
Six:
Making Kind, sweet hearted, loving Esme a cold hearted, monstrous Bitch while being a human
Five:
Jacob imprints on Bella … Or ANYONE he has already seen cough LEAH cough
Four:
Bella falls in love with ANYONE but Edward
Three:
Edward leaves a second time
Two:
Edward falls in love with somebody else
And the number one way to kill your story …..
Start it with the phrase 'Legend Has It …'