Summary: Sakura, Syaoran, Fai and Kurogane broadcasting the news.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of CLAMP's awesome, twisted and amazing work!

A/N: Got this idea from when I was in this TV production camp thing (which sucked by the way.) and we were doing a fake news broadcast and this idea randomly came to mind. I come up with the weirdest ideas...

Sakura and Syaoran were sitting at a large oak wooden table with papers in front of them. Behind them was a screen that showed the earth and the words: TRC Channel 7 News in large bolded letters with pretty pink sparkles circling around them (Fai's idea.)

Syaoran shuffled some papers silently onto the wood while Sakura sat patiently with her hands folded on her lap. She looked straight at the two cameras that were going to air them live in a couple of minutes. She felt a little nervous and worried that she'll mess up. Mokona who was controlling camera two, popped up and assured her that she'll be okay with a smile.

Then Yuko came out of the control room, holding up five fingers. "We're going in five! Four! Three! Two! And we're on baby!"

Sakura and Syaoran sweatdropped at that last unexpected phrase. Then dramatic music popped out of nowhere and soon the two teens were on the air. Syaoran coughed a bit nervously before speaking as he looked straight at the cameras that the Mokona's and Kero were controlling.

"Hello and welcome to TRC channel 7 news. I am Syaoran." Syaoran greeted with a timid smile.

"And I—I'm Sakura." Sakura stuttered a little as she quickly closed her mouth, turning to Syaoran who was now speaking, now feeling confident but there was a bit of tenseness in his voice.

"CLAMP has announced that there will be another Tsubasa OVA of the Infinity arc coming in February of 2009." Syaoran spoke, sounding a little hesitant. "If it becomes as popular as the Acid Tokyo arc, then there will probably be other OVAs coming up."

Now it was Sakura's turn to speak as the screen behind them changed from the world to Tokyo Tower where there were two certain teens fighting each other with long pointy and sharp swords.

"Uh…." Sakura sweatdropped before talking. "Since CLAMP hasn't finish X, the characters from the popular show and mange are protesting about the hiatus that has been going on for years. Since CLAMP isn't doing anything to solve this problem, the two saviors of the earth are battling each other to see who'll win without their creators help. But it looks like they're not doing a very good job…"

"YOU BROKE MY NAIL!" Kamui cried, a large blast shot out from his palms, tempting to hit Fuma but it broke part of the tower, 'causing it to fall on some poor innocent souls who have no idea what's going on what's so ever till pieces of the tower fall on top of their puny insignificant heads and they die.

Syaoran sweatdropped. "Now let's go to Fai-san with the weather."

Camera three who was controlled by Kero immediately turned on to the air. It zoomed over to Fai who was standing in front of the green screen that turned into a map of Japan. Unfortunately our dear Fai was wearing green and so all you could see was his head and arms.

He smiled at the camera, not knowing that he was practically invisible to everyone who was watching this. He pulled out his staff from who knows where and continued to smile joyfully, still oblivious.

"Here we have," He pointed the staff at Japan, turning his gaze at it. "Japan. It's surrounded by water and here's a hurricane coming on the right." He pointed to a swirl looking white thing that represented poorly of a hurricane.

"The hurricane's coming for us unfortunately. But don't worry, we'll all be safe!" He smiled happily making everyone in the room and the other ten billion people watching this shudder in fear. They didn't trust him, especially a certain ninja who faced palm.

"And here we have some more water." He circled the staff around the Pacific Ocean and smiled brightly at the camera, still not knowing that he was a floating head with arms. "And we have some more land…and water…and land…and water. Man my world is so much interesting than this."

Fai stared at the map looking pretty annoyed. Then his smile immediately came back on after a few seconds of silence. He then clasped his floating hands together (dropping his staff in the progress.) and beamed at the camera.

"And that's the weather for today! Back to you Sakura-chan and Syaoran-kun!"

Camera three turned off and camera one was on the air as it zoomed back wide screen on Syaoran and Sakura who were sweat dropping, almost forgetting that they were now on the air.

Syaoran almost jump out of his seat when he notice that they were back on. The papers that he was holding fell out of his hands and they scattered all over the floor and table.

"Uh, Th—this just in." Syaoran was quickly handed a piece of paper from Sakura and read on.

"The Piffle Princess co. is now selling the most outrageous outfits that was ever made! We're now going live to the Piffle Princess co. in Tokyo to talk to the heads of the most famous design corporation, Tomoyo and Hokuto."

The screen behind Sakura and Syaoran changed its setting to some where in Tokyo in which there was a gigantic building painted in pink. In front of the building stood Tomoyo and Hokuto holding microphones in there hands.

Syaoran was the first to speak as the two girls smiled and waved at the camera with soft giggles.

"So how did your company become so popular and famous in a short matter of time?" He asked.

"Ohohoho!" The two girls laughed simultaneously with twinkles in their eyes. "It's a secret! Ohohoho!"

Both Syaoran and Sakura sweatdropped as they watched the two girls laugh hysterically.

"But!" Hokuto pointed out as she and Tomoyo suddenly stopped laughing. "We'll show you one of our best works from my model!"

Tomoyo sighed as she looked into the camera with tears in her eyes. "And I wanted you to be here, Sakura-chan. So you could wear the designs that I made for you."

Sakura sweatdropped once more.

"Oh, but we still have my brother to play with! Ohohoho!" Hokuto laughed as she and Tomoyo stepped aside to reveal Subaru. The poor boy was clad in tight leather black pants with two silver belts hanging loosely off his waist. He wore a sleeveless black shirt with a long red and gold jacket draping over his shoulders. The jacket reached down to the ground, the edges were cut bit by bit, forming into the shape of wings. He wore large boots that had so many colorful knots on it that it looked impossible to get undone. To finish everything off, he wore a large sparkling red hat with a black ribbon wrapping around it, the rest of the ribbon hanged off the rim of the hat.

There was a long train of uncomfortable and awkward silence as everyone stared at Hokuto's "masterpiece" as she silently started to giggle to herself despite the discomfited quietness that everyone could hear a small needle dropping to the ground. Subaru looked like he was going to die from embarrassment, so he hid his expression by shoving the hat in front of his face that was turning into a tomato.

Then after a long one hundred twenty one seconds of nothing but silence except for Hokuto's infinite giggling that was sure to make everyone go insane, Syaoran finally spoke up:

"Thank you for showing an example of your design, Hokuto-chan. I would also like to see your designs as well, Tomoyo-chan."

And it was Tomoyo's turn to laugh which made everyone in the room (except for Sakura.) to glare at the boy.

"Why thank you, Syaoran-kun!" Tomoyo giggled more loudly than Hokuto. "I'll send you and Sakura-chan over here right after you're done with the news! And you'll see what my Sakura-chan will look like in those adorable clothes that I designed for her! And I made some clothes for you too! Ohohoho!"

Syaoran now thought this was a bad idea. "Uh…thank you Tomoyo-chan and Hokuto-chan, we hope your company continues to be uh…great."

And with that, the screen quickly disappeared. But the girl's terrorizing laughter's echoed deeply into Syaoran's and Sakura's minds.

"Uh…" Sakura closed her eyes, trying to ignore the continuous laughter's. "We'll be right back after this commercial break."

It's a car commercial, but no ordinary car commercial!

A black Subaru car came zooming through a deserted street in the middle of the night. A few sakura petals flew past it and the full moon that made the car shine brightly. The car continued to whoosh quickly through the deserted and continuous streets that were dimly lit by lamp post along the sidewalks.

The car dramatically turned around, stopping at a curb. Near the curb, there stood an unlighted lamppost with a man clad in black and wearing sunglasses leaning against it.

One of the windows of the car rolled down and showed Subaru with his hands on the wheel, looking over towards Seishrou who was walking over with a smile.

"Get in the car." Subaru muttered, and then paused. "But not in slow motion!"

"Oh, but it makes the commercial cooler!" Seishrou exclaimed as he continued to walk much slower than the average human pace.

Subaru sighed as he watch Seishrou take off his sunglasses and tossing them onto the street. The sunglasses broke in half and Subaru wondered why that was in slow motion also.

"Seishrou-san, get in the car or I will have the sudden urge to kill the person who decided to name a car after myself making all the fangirls who are watching those car commercials think that I'm driving it!" Subaru exclaimed.

"Oh, but you're too kind to kill someone, Subaru-kun." Seishrou said as he finally went into the car, getting into the passenger seat next to Subaru who was of course driving the car.

"And besides, I like how there's a car named after you! It's adorable!" Seishrou squealed happily.

Subaru sighed once more and started to bang his head on the wheel, muttering on how he's going to kill the person who ever made the car in the first place and those who made those weird commercials, especially that one with the sumo wrestlers.

Seishrou patted Subaru on the back. "Oh don't worry, Subaru-kun! I like you better!"

Subaru banged his head some more on the wheel.

"And we're back!" Sakura exclaimed as soon as they were back on air, she was now feeling confidence in herself. "We're now going to report live in Kyoto, where Kurogane-san is going to tell us about the sporting events that's happening in one of the dojos!"

The screen behind Sakura and Syaoran changed to a dojo. In front of the school stood Kurogane holding a microphone and a katana in his hands. He was frowning disappointedly at the camera. Behind them there were several people fighting each other with their own katanas.

"So how are the students doing?" Sakura asked nicely with an innocent smile.

"They suck." Kurogane muttered bluntly. "And so does the teacher. He's teaching them the wrong moves and I tried to show him but he tried to beat me up with a stick! Now who beats people with sticks!?"

Sakura blinked and turned to Syaoran who was also blinking, not knowing what to say as they both stared at Kurogane who was about to explode.

"Okay so…" Syaoran started to shuffle some papers onto the desk, keeping his gaze on the angry ninja. "The students and their teacher are bad?"

"Heck yeah!" Kurogane responded. He turned to everyone in the dojo and pointed an accusing finger at them.

"Do you see what they're doing?" Kurogane asked. The camera zoomed in to see what the people were doing, they were doing…awkward stuff with their swords that were…weird and unnecessary for innocent eyes to see. For example:

"MY SPLEEN!!" One student cried out as he fell over on the floor, twitching.

Kurogane grunted. "I am going in there and kick their assess!" He exclaimed as he stormed into the dojo.

Sakura and Syaoran sweatdropped as they watch the ninja storm in, getting ready to chop some people in half.

But the scene was unfortunately censored for use of violence, bloody gore, limbs being torn apart, people exploding, a certain ninja swearing every single bad word there is, loss of sanity, and of course death. So the only thing that the people who were viewing this (which is more then ten billion people) were now watching a blank screen with a large smiley face on it despite the unusual sound effects in the background and the cut out swearing. Now everyone were hearing lines of beeps.

Syaoran started to shuffle some more papers on the desk, trying to ignore the sound effects and the constant beeping sounds that replaced the bad words.

"Now we know who's not going to be in the Olympics this year…" Syaoran said.

"And it's coming up in August right, Syaoran-kun?" Sakura asked, trying to get to a different subject so everyone doesn't wonder what's going on in the dojo and they get in trouble for everything that Kurogane was doing to those poor innocent souls.

Syaoran nodded with a smile. "Yes! So don't miss out on it! It only comes once every four years."

Sakura gestured towards Syaoran. "And why is it once every four years, Syaoran-kun?"

Syaoran shrugged. "I don't know, but I'm excited!"

"I'm excited too!"

Then Syaoran sighed as the beeping sounds continued. "This isn't going anywhere, we need to find something else to talk about." He scanned through all of the papers several times as he ignored the beeping and sound effects.

"Okay um…cloning has become banned in every single world because Fei Wong Reed has created clones out of every single person there is…no that's boring." Syaoran threw that paper out of the way and looked at another one.

"There have been recent deaths in Ueno Park lately, the victims have holes in their chest and they smell like sakura petals…" Syaoran blinked and turned to Sakura who shrugged. Syaoran threw that paper out of the way and tried to find something interesting to talk about while Kurogane was busy with killing everyone in the dojo.

Then suddenly there was a loud "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" that threw Sakura and Syaoran out of their seats and toppling onto the ground with paper flying all over the place and landing on their heads.

The screen still had a smiley face on it and it looked like its smile was wider. The teens got back into their seats; Sakura looked back at the camera while Syaoran gathered up all the paper that was on the floor.

"Uh…" Sakura sweatdropped but tried to smile. "Thanks for watching TRC channel 7 news, good night!"

A/N: Weird no? Now if you didn't know, there are three cameras that broadcast the news not just one. The green screen (or whatever it is.) is the screen that changes to a diffrent setting when it's on the air, but it stays the same green in real life. If you wear the same shade of green as the screen, you would pratically be invisible except for your head and arms (unless you're wearing a long sheelve shirt.)

And there actually is going to be a OVA of the Infinity arc! It's coming in Febuary! Or was it January?

And if you didn't know, Subaru is also the name of a type of car (weird huh?) so whenever I watch those Subaru car comercials, I keep of thinking of Subaru popping out of nowhere or Subaru driving the car. There was this one comercial that I was watching on YouTube, Sumo wrestlers were washing a Subaru car and I was like O.o the whole time. So I just had to have a comercial of Subaru driving the car since we had some commercial breaks when we were doing those fake news at the camp.