So I was bored, and I decided that I would do an IMing story. It's pretty OOC, I must warn you. But I swear that it's funny; or at least in my opinion. So please give it a chance, enjoy!
Bella has signed on
Edward has signed on
Bella: Hey Edward. I miss you.
Edward: I'll be over around 11 tonight.
Mike has signed on
Jessica has signed on
Edward: Shit…
Mike: Hey Bella! What's up?
Bella: Go to hell.
Mike: God, Bella. You're acting even worse than Jessica when she found out it was impossible for her to loose 250 pounds like the guy from those commercials.
People from Subway Commercial: Congratulations, Jared!
Bella: What the hell?
Jessica: Did the shirt I wore today make me look pregnant?
Edward: If Chris Crocker was pregnant, then yes.
Jessica: Screw you, Edward! You're just gay, ask anybody!
Anybody: Damn my parents for giving me such a cruel name… but she's right Edward.
Edward: How did Anybody get here? He always screws everything up! I wasn't going to tell people about my sexual orientation until I dumped Bella!
Bella: What?
Edward: Nothing. Hey, remember that time we went to candy mountain? That was just… great…
Bella: Oh yeah! And we saw Charlie there! Who knew he was really a unicorn?
Jessica: I did, actually. He showed me last year.
Bella: Why?
Jessica: No reason. But if you come home tonight and hear rumors about your dad being a pedophile… Well, it's not true. Really. Heh heh…
Mike: I thought we had something special, Jessica!
Jessica: We did. But now that we've all learned Edward is gay you can go after him.
Edward: I never said I was gay! Not yet, anyway…
Mike: Me either. Now's my chance, though. I'm gay.
Bella: Really… Hey, did you know that 8 percent of the male population is gay? Try finding your soul mates now, bitches!
Edward: I feel confident.
Jacob has signed on
Jacob: Hey you guys, guess what. If Bella would have chosen me over Edward I would have beaten, abused, and raped her.
Edward: Dammit, Jacob! I just dumped her! Now she knows your secret and she won't go running back to you!
Jacob: Oh shit… um… I was… kidding?
Bella: Damn you all. Oh Tyyyllerrr!!
Bella has signed off
Mike: Well, there goes the source of our problems. Edward, wanna go out with me?
Edward: Considering you are probably the only other gay person in Forks, why not?
Mike: SCORE!
Edward: um. I'm gonna go now.
Edward has signed off
Mike: Wait for me!!
Mike has signed off
Jessica: Shopping Gossip Gossip Shopping Shoes Lauren Pink Gossip Shopping Chanel Cats Burning Puppies Lauren Skittles Gossip The Hills Teddy Bears Mental Breakdowns Shopping Kool Aid Man –twitches-
Jessica has signed off
Jacob: So… um… "anybody", how did you end up with a name like that?
Anybody: My parents had a hard time choosing baby names, and they didn't like just one so they gave me this. Also, my dad was drunk when it happened and my mom was passed out.
Jacob: Oh. Um.
Jacob has signed off
Anybody: My mom told me this would happen. That no matter what, I would always end up alone. –sighs-
Anybody has signed off
I know it was kind of short. I was bored when writing this though, and it just randomly came into my mind. Should I add more, or was it absolutely horrible that your eyes burn? Either way, please review, thanks for reading!