A/n this is my 40th story! So I want 40 reviews. jk, but if you take the time to read it, please review, it will fuel me to write more stories.

Seriously, 40 stories in 10 months peoples! that's four stories a month, or one a week! Seriously, I deserve an award. HAHA, I'm happy. Which is realy weird, considering that this story starts off kinda dark.

WAYS TO PISS SHANE GREY OFF

1. Ask him to build you a birdhouse

2. Tell Tess he's in love with her

3. Tell him the girl with the voice is a guy

4. Steal his hair products

5. Stare at him for 5 minutes, then point at his crotch and say "Need some help with that" and watch as he turns bright red. Then tell him you were joking. then run, cause he's going to be P.O.ed

6. When he's dancing in tight pants, turn to Tess and Ella and say "I hope they rip, cause then we get to see his ass"

7. Steal his black jacket.

8. Make fun of his dancing

9. Write Nate a love letter, describing what Shane wants to do to him, signed from Shane.

10. Tell Jason to ask Shane about the birds and the bees, then hi-tail it out of there so Jason doesn't ask you.

11. Tell Tess that Shane wants her to sit on his lap

12. Tell him that he has to take a compatablility quiz and pair him up with Nate.

A/N: Got anymore, send em in. Also send in ways to annoy Mitchie, Tess, or Brown.