Random idea I had to put into writing!

I saw Rosalie plucking her eyebrows yet again before we went to the movies.

"Rose, come on, no one will notice if one hair is out of place."

"Are you kidding me? How can you not tell?"

"It's hardly visible."

"Fine, if it's 'hardly visible', why don't you try plucking your own damn eyebrows!" She slammed the door at full force, making an oddly satisfying noise.

"That doesn't make sense, Rosie!" Still, the idea of plucking my eyebrows was like a piece of forbidden fruit. I wanted to know how it felt like, and how I would look, but if anyone found out, they would question my masculinity. Curiosity won over. I took the tweezers between my fingers, and tried plucking a hair.

"Ow!" Damn, I didn't know it hurt that much. I removed the tweezers to see how much damage was done. I accidentally made my brow just a bit too high. Maybe I should try and even it out. I took the tweezers to my brow again.

"Damn!" Why do girls even bother? Hmm, not enough hair, let's try again. I continued the torturous plucking of my eyebrows, until I was sure both were even. Just about then, Rosalie entered the room.

"Oh my God! Emmett! What did you do to yourself?"

"What are you talking about, Rosalie?"

"Look at your face!" I turned to look at myself in the mirror, when I noticed what I had done to myself. My eyebrows were virtually nonexistent. All I saw was a thin brown line of hair. I yelled out in surprise and repulsion.

"How are we going to fix this?!"

"Don't worry, we'll just get brown eyeliner and draw new eyebrows on!" Rosalie was finished drawing my eyebrows back on in two minutes.

"Ohkay, you look normaler...Good thing it'll be dark in the theater." We went downstairs, quietly, desperately hoping to not meet anyone on our way to the garage. Who should pop out but Alice, just then?

"Hey Emmett. Whoa! What the hell did you do to your eyebrows?!"

"Maybe we shouldn't go to the movies tonight," Rose suggested as I repeatedly smashed my head into the granite kitchen countertop.

I'm sorry it's not funny, but I just HAD to write it or I would surely burst. Now, I'll go back to working on TWtMTLFFiL. Ta!

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