A/N: This is a random oneshot. I really didn't think anything of it, but I hope you enjoyed it either way.
Disclaimer: No.
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Facts of a Stringray
01: How does someone end up sober and wasted at the time? Ask Chase Matthews and he'll gladly demonstrate – after he's done puking into a nearby plant.
02: Zoey Brooks actually likes angry music, but she loves a good stage dive. She finds it sweet that the crowd took time out of 'rocking out' to catch her.
03: After one tequila shot at his eighteenth birthday party, he's loose. After eight, he's completely tipsy, and he only has one word to describe Quinn when he sees her: beautiful. Well, he slurs it out.
04: Dustin swears he won't live under his sister's shadow as a freshman, so to ensure that, he sucker-punches the next guy to bash the girls in his life. Zoey will thank him for it, even though he gave the sophomore a fat lip. Blame growth spurts, and testosterone, Quinn says matter-of-factly.
05: Quinn finds out the majority of her clothes are in the wash, so she sighs slightly frustrated and grabs the clothes that become her last resort: her boyfriend's football jersey and her best friend's skinny jeans.
06: Chase has every pair of Converse shoes known. To see his glow-in-the-dark ones in action, hang out with him when a thunderstorm kicks the power out.
07: Michael lied when he said he was ninety-percent abs, and ten-percent chips. He meant to say ninety-five.
08: Chase and James share the same views in music – The Beatles were legends. Queen over Rolling Stones any day, and the Jonas Brothers' music is actually a ploy to brainwash the weak-minded, and melt the female brain into goo named by a word, Quinn only can pronounce, but she can't. She's too busy, screaming with Lola and Zoey at one of their concerts right now.
09: Logan and Vince steal Lakehurst's mascot, the day before the big game. Tomorrow.
10: On the most random of days, Chase ponders: what the hell is a fandango?
11: It takes something big to cause Logan Reese to pass out or make him feel like he is going to. Hearing, "AND I LOVE LOGAN REESE!" is one of them. Two weeks later, and the grin is still plastered on his face.
12: The only football team Vince Blake will root for is the New England Patriots – his uncle happens to be Tom Brady. And the only non-sports team, he'll gladly root for is Team Lola.
13: On a rainy day, Michael and Zoey make up a dance fused with line dancing, and hip-hop that soon becomes PCA's official school dance, the Stringray Shuffle.
14: Logan can sum up the definition of Lola Martinez in one phrase: Weapon of Reese Destruction.
15: He may be fourteen but Dustin knows how to party like a rock star, and does it well.
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A/N: Again, it was random. I'm working on the Chase-centric oneshot I promised in honour of Sean Flynn's birthday which is today, actually. It's going to be up tomorrow for sure. I'll try my hardest. Anyway, Guidance has been updated with the fifth chapter. I'd be psyched if it hit 100 reviews, so please review that as well as this.
-Erika
PS. My story just became number 1700! Wooo…