An - I came up with this when I was having trouble doing the same thing, and I was standing in front of a very big mirror. I know sad. A little OOC? I guess, VERY random!

Jasper POV

Alice and Rosalie dragged Esme shopping, Carlisle was at the hospital, and Emmett invited me to go hunting bout 2 minutes ago, but I was ok, so I refused. I decided to go get a book from Carlisle's office. When I was on the second floor, I heard Edward and Bella talking from Edward's room.

"Ow! You missed the hole!" What Bella said, didn't exactly make sense, unless…

"Well, it is pretty small! It's not my fault." Wait, what?

"You're a freakin' vampire, you have perfect vision!" That's true… and it's not that small…right?

"Will you would stop moving so much!" O.k. this is getting weird…

"You're taking too long! I don't have patience, you're making me nervous!"

"You have nothing to be nervous about!" I think she has a right to. But he should be too…

"Yes, I do! What if it hurts?" Yes, I'm pretty sure it will hurt.

"No it wont, it's already made, Bella." Huh, yea it's made but it'll hurt the first time…

"What about the barrier?" Yea that.

"Well, it isn't the first time, love." WHAT? Not the first time? I thought…

"But I haven't done it in a long time!" A long time? She's only 18...

"Well then, why do you want to do it now!?" Why is he asking that?

"Because you- OW! You missed again!" Is this boy blind?

"QUIT squirming!"

"Ugh! You're such a bugger…" Ha-ha.

"What? I almost got it…" Took him long enough…

Bella was quiet.

"Dammit! You have to stop moving." He still missed.

"Lemme do it." What? She wants to do it? How will she do that?

"No, no. I almost got it… Ok, there you go." took him long enough…

"FINALLY! It is not that hard to put an earring in Edward. "Earrings?! Seriously!?

"Yes, Jasper. You are very dirty." Edward said, appearing at the top of the second staircase, smirking.

I shrugged. I walked to Carlisle 's office to grab a book and sat at his desk. I really do have a dirty mind….