The next few days for Jesse were tough. He stayed on his toes, looking out for Joey and Michelle. Michelle was acting innocent to her father, asking him if Jesse could take her to school.

"Please, daddy?" she asked with cute big eyes, "I promised Uncle Jesse and he was so excited." Michelle lied. Danny stopped cleaning the counter and picked up Michelle.

"Michelle, did Jesse really say he wanted to go?" Danny asked her daughter, " 'cause every time he goes he comes home complaining. And since it's snowing, he'll complain even more." He added and pointed outside.

"Weird weather we're having." She said smiling a bit, "But I swear, Uncle Jesse said he wanted to go!"

Danny sighed, "Fine. He can take you." Michelle toddled up to her father and hugged him.

"Oh thank you, daddy!" she whined cutely. Danny patted her head and scooted her along.

"Now go get ready for Pre-school, Michelle." He called out, "And tell Jess to wake up and take you!"

Michelle stepped up to the last step and stumbled into her Uncle's room. He was knocked out, snoring loudly. She climbed onto his bed and jumped on Jesse.

"Uncle Jesse, wake up!" she yelled, jumping more. "Time for you to take me to Pre-school!" Jesse woke with a snort and jolt.

"M-Michelle what are you talking about. Isn't Danny taking you?" he asked wearily. Michelle innocently shook her head.

"Nope, it's just you, me, and my friends." She squealed. Jesse looked confused for a second then stared at his niece with a blank expression. He knew what she meant. Michelle said that she couldn't wait to 'tell her friends about her new discovery.' And she did. Jesse sat up and looked at Michelle seriously.

"Michelle," he started, "there's a thing called, 'secrets' and what Uncle Jesse has, is a secret."

"Oh, I'm good at keeping secrets."

"I know that, but something's are not meant for others to hear." Jesse explained. Michelle looked confused. Jesse caught her hint, "For example, how would you like it if I told my friend something embarrassing about you, and they tried to use it against you. How would you feel?"

"Not very good I guess…"

"Same with me Michelle. I don't want you to tell your friends that I'm ticklish, just so they can use it against me. Capisce?"

"Cabbage!" she joked. Jesse laughed a bit and tickled her a bit, making her giggle.

Jesse and Michelle entered the Kindergarten room. All of the small kids eyes turned to Jesse. His response was a sheepish 'heh.' The teacher smiled at Jesse warmly.

"Hello, Mr. Katsopolis," The teacher hummed and shook Jesse's hand firmly, "Class this is Michelle's Uncle, Jesse!" The class said hi.

"Hey, you're Uncle Monkey Head!" a kid yelled out. Jesse shot a glare at the kid.

"And you're that kid who pinched Michelle!" Jesse yelled back.

"Monkey Head!"

"Pincher!"

"Dumb Butt!" the kid yelled back. The teacher stopped the word fight before it got out of hand.

"Okay, that's enough," she said and led Jesse to a tiny chair and sat him in it, "can you watch the kids for a couple of hours? I need to get cake materials for uh… 'Pincher Kid's' birthday." She whispered. Jesse looked disgusted.

"Why would you make a birthday cake for a spoiled, rotten, little kid like that?" he complained. The teacher cocked an eyebrow. Jesse quickly smiled with embarrassment, "Heh… sorry I'll watch the sprouts." He whispered. The teacher smiled, patted Jesse's head and skipped out of the door. Jesse followed after her, "NEVER TOUCH THE HAIR!" he called out after her, fixing his hair. The kids immediately started laughing. Jesse turned around, "What?"

"Uncle Monkey Butt has a chair on his butt!" the kid who pinched Michelle wailed in laughter. Jesse span around trying to catch the chair, making the kids squeal even louder with laughter. He stopped and glared at the pre-school kids, his face flustered.

Another kid shouted, "Uncle Monkey Butt is blushing!" she said. The kids started laughing louder. Michelle stood up and jumped on a table.

"Quiet people!" she commanded. The laughter suddenly died down and stopped, "It's not nice to make fun of people. Even if they have their big booty stuck in a teeny tiny chair." Jesse pulled on his collar, trying to cool himself off. The Pincher kid looked uninterested and yawned. Michelle helped get the chair off Jesse and was rewarded with a pat on the head.

"Thanks, Michelle." He said gratefully. The Pincher kid smiled evilly.

"GET HIM!" he wailed. The kids cheered and ran over to Jesse, tackled him to the floor and pinned him down.

"What the- What is wrong with you little psycho maniacs!?" he asked extremely confused.

"Michelle told us how you screamed like a girly-girl!" Pincher said. Jesse looked at Michelle with a disappointed look. She just shrugged.

"They got it out of me." She said innocently.

"Time to meet your doom, Uncle Monkey Butt!"