"Please can we keep him?" I said as I looked up at Edward through my eyelashes, holding the cutest little puppy I had ever seen.

Edward sighed as he ran his fingers through his hair, "I don't know Bella, puppies are a lot of work."

"God Edward, what am I, five? I have taken care of Charlie and Rene my entire life, I think I can look after a puppy."

Edward looked defeated as he pinched the bridge of his nose. I bit my lip in anticipation of his decision.

"Bella, I just don't think keeping a puppy in house filled with vampires is the most prudent choice. I mean, think about Jasper, I don't want to test his limits anymore than they already are."

As if on cue, Jasper sauntered down the stairs.

"Don't worry about it man," he said to Edward "that little guy isn't even a snack, it wouldn't be worth my time."

"Thank you, Jasper," Edward said through clenched teeth, as Jasper made his way over to the couch.

"See, Edward, Jasper is fine with it…Please Please Please can we keep him!"

Edward sighed, and nodded his head in defeat. I squealed and jumped in his arms, careful not to squish the puppy.

"Dude, you are so whipped," Jasper laughed from the couch.

I walked over to where Jasper was sitting, and plopped down next to him.

"So what are you going to name him, Bella?" Jasper asked.

"Hmm…Oh! I know! I'll name him Edward!"

Jasper doubled over in a fit of laughter.

"Oh no!" Edward started "That's where I draw the line. I am letting you keep this mongrel in my house, but you are NOT naming him Edward."

I just smiled coyly at him as he flared his nostrils, "First of all, this is not YOUR house…it's Esme's. And Second of all, I already named him when I found him, and I can't change it now…It would confuse him."

I looked over to Jasper, who looked like he was about to combust from his fits of laughter, "Yeah Edward, we wouldn't want to confuse little Edward."

Edward was about to retort when Carlisle and Esme walked through the front door. They had just gotten back from a weekend of hunting.

"What's that smell?" Carlisle asked, whilst sniffing the air.

"That would be Edward," Jasper chuckled.

"Edward dear, you really should take a shower, you smell to high heavens!" Esme remarked.

"It's not me!" Edward yelled, then he pointed to puppy Edward who was curled up on the hearth "It's that dirty little beast that Bella found."

"Oh my! That is the cutest little thing," Esme cooed.

"I know, right?" I replied.

"Did you give him a name dear?"

"Yeah…his name is Edward."

I smiled sheepishly, Esme covered her mouth, attempting to hide her giggles, and Carlisle snickered in the background.

Our laughter died down as Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett, came into the living room. They all had similar reactions as Carlisle and Esme.

"Dear Lord! What smells like dying animals?" Rosalie said, as she crinkled her nose in disgust.

"Edward!" Carlisle, Esme, Jasper and I answered in unison.

Vampy Edward stormed out of the room, while the rest of the Cullens and Hales fussed over puppy Edward.

Ok, this was my first time writing a fanfiction, so I wanted to do something light and funny. I wasn't sure what to rate this, seeing as I really don't have an outline for this fic, so the rating is subject to change. Let me know if you want me to continue.