Title: I am the Doc-... I mean Master

Rating: T

Summary: After the Master regenerated in the Doctor's TARDIS, he picked up many Doctor-like habits, as he finds in his time on Earth.

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or its related programs. That's why I had to order Torchwood Series 2 from Amazon instead of waiting for it to come out on Ted-HD.

Author's Note: DON'T MENTION JOURNEY'S END! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T MENTION IT!

Okay, so I noticed in my viewing of the last eps of Series 3 that the Master had a few of the Doctor's habits. Here is my take on how he developed them, and I'm adding a few more. There will be one chapter per Doctor habit.

I am the Doc-... I mean Master

He had been on Earth for about a week, using his time to build up his trap for the Doctor. He smiled to himself as he thought of the brilliance of his plan, to disguise himself as a lovable politician. Sometimes he felt so pleased with himself he could almost ignore the constant beating of the drums in his head. All he had to do was think of his plan, and they would slowly subside.

And then the cravings started.

He didn't know what was happening. The only things he'd ever craved before were power, universal domination, and to be rid of the Doctor. But this was different. This was like nothing he had ever experienced before. And he came to the conclusion that in order to stop his cravings driving him insane, he would have to give in to them. And so, one Monday morning, the little known Harold Saxon walked into a small lolly shop on a street corner.

"Jellybabies, please."

To be continued...

For the New Whovians - the Fourth Doctor ate jellybabies.

More chapters on the way!