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James Potter II

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So Veronica's a Slytherin. Big deal.

House unity and all, right?

Right?

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He asolutely has the best hair in the family. Lily ended up with his mum's redredred hair, Albus got Dad's weird-ass scruffy hair, but his hair is straight, manageable, and black. Fuck, yeah.

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He kind of idolizes Uncle George. Well, Uncle Fred, too, but seeing as he never actually got to meet that uncle...Seriously though, even Peeves thinks Uncle George is cool, and that's saying something.

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But being third-generation mischief maker means he has some big shoes to fill. Huge shoes. Boots, in fact.

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Veronica says she thinks it's stupid, but, honestly, who really cares what she thinks?

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It's kind of creepy being named after a pair of dead guys. Because, yeah, they're heroes and all, but they're dead, yeah? It's really fucked up to go to the war memorial and see your name on it. Twice.

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They need a bigger house. If he has to share a room with Al for one more week. And Lily really needs to stay the hell out of his shit, too. Next time she starts on his singing boxers ("That was a joke! Give it back, Lily!")...ooh, there will be hell to pay.

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But, as far as siblings go, they're all right, he supposes. Well, they are annoying, but they're his kid brother, and his baby sister, you know? He kind of has to... look out for them.

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Veronica's damn hot, you know. One of the reasons he tries so hard to piss her off is for the view when she walks away. Wow.

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He is totally going to dig out all of his pictures from two years ago and burn them. Jeezus, he looked like a moron at thirteen.

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She's pretty smart, too. And funny.

And she's a brunette with green streaks.

Totally clashing green streaks.

It's kind of sexy, actually.

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Uncle Ron is a complete embarrassment. He's actually taken to glaring at Scorpius Malfoy whenever he's over to see Rose. James personally thinks he's all right. Rose thinks he's pretty all right, too, for that matter.

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It really pisses him off when people say that it's practically a rule that Potters end up wth redheads.

Because rules are made to be broken and all.

He should know.

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