A/N:

The idea came to me at like 11:00pm when I was watching Family Matters. I thought Urkel should just make a move already! And that led to me imagining a player-type Urkel who kept kissing Laura and she was all like No! And- wait, I'm babbling, aren't I? Anyways, I think this is pretty good for being written at 4:00am, but it's short.

"Can you believe him? What does he see in that guy, anyway? He's a damn puppet!"

Uchiha Itachi was sitting on his bed in his shared two-room apartment within the Akatsuki base watching a monitor that was hooked up to a camera placed in Deidara's room just one floor below.

"I don't know, Itachi-san. Do you want some popcorn?" Kisame was also sitting on the bed, watching, though for entirely different reasons (there isn't much to do on a Tuesday night).

"Hn." Itachi swiped the bowl from his blue counter part and stuffed a handful or popcorn into his mouth angrily. "I mean, look at that! I could so treat him better than that egotistical redhead is!"

"Mhm." Itachi had been complaining to Kisame ever since Sasori and Deidara had started dating, and he was getting rather tired of it. "Then why don't you just make your move, already?"

Itachi let out a sigh and leaned back on his bed. "Because, look at them," on the small flat
screen the blonde was snuggled up to Sasori's chest with a smile on his face, although he and Sasori were both asleep, not to mention naked. "Deidara is obviously happy, I can't be sure that he would be that happy with me."

Kisame stood up from Itachi's bed and walked over to the door. "Then stop bitchin' about it, already."

After Kisame had closed the door a soft whisper managed to escape the Uchiha's lips, "But I can't, I love him."

Again, I apologize for the shortness. Next chapter should be up soon, so please review!