Summary: Professor Snape is so predictable, Harry Potter says. Watch him prove the boy wrong.
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter I would have the propriety to not arrogantly claim to be a fan, and this would not be found on fanfiction. Think about it.
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Predictability
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"You are so bloody predictable Snape!" Harry screamed hoarsely. He picked himself up from where Snape's curse knocked him off his feet. He angrily brushed off his clothes before turning back to his professor who was smirking.
"Predictable am I?" the man smoothly drawled.
"YES!"
Suddenly Snape was in Harry's face, backing him up into a corner as he snarled, "If that is the case boy then you should anticipate my moves and bloody move out of the way and counter!" He spun away, robes flowing out like great wings, causing Harry's eyes to narrow.
"Yeah," he muttered. "Like that wasn't predictable."
"Stop whining and continue your training!"
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Harry grumbled as he slouched his way into Potions class the next day, darting a glare at the professor. Setting out his ingredients he promptly went to work, not feeling like having the man's cutting words attack him just yet. Just like every Potions class. Without fail. And he said he wasn't predictable; hah!
"Ten minutes class!" Snape barked out, making his way through the class and checking the progress, spewing insults to the Gryffindors and praise to the Slytherins. Harry glared as he came closer and closer to his own brew, teeth clenching as the ugly git made Neville very nearly cry.
"I hate that man," he hissed glaring down at his perfectly passable potion.
"Mr Potter," the smooth voice sounded behind him. "My, my, just look at your potion."
Harry very nearly spat in the prat's face. Turning to look at him he opened his mouth to slur the bugger when said bugger opened his mouth and commented on his potion.
"Quite excellent Mr Potter, keep up the good work," he said with a smile. "Ten points to Gryffindor." And he walked away.
Harry's potion exploded, unheeded.
"Wow," Ron remarked as they watched Snape harass Neville some more. "That was certainly unpredictable."
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The End