calculating perfection
(by the almighty math genius
–who coincidentally scored a 79 on her regents
–but still has mad skillz on her calculator, so put that in your juice box and suck it!)
He-y D011 FaCe!
1N0, 1M tR-y1NG 2 W0RK
1 D0Nt CaRe. tHeRe R 1MP0RtaNt tH1NGz 2 B D1SCUSSeD
0NL-y a L0ZeR 1iKe U W0U1D UZe a Ca1CU1at0R 2 ta1K 2 tHe1R FR1eND
L0Ve -ya 2
WHaT D0 U WaNt?
S0 U D1G SaSUKe R1GHt?
UM…N0
-yeS U D0!
tHeN –y D1D U aSK?
S0 U D0?
-yeS
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WHateVeR
BUt U HaVe 2 Sa-y 1t
Sa-y WHaT?
tHat U L1Ke H1M
UGH
JUSt Sa-y 1t!
F1Ne! 1 L0Ve SaSUKe UCH1Ha!
UH-0H. SeNSe1 PeRV1 1S C0M1NG
00PS…
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UM SaSUKe
WHat?
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WHateVeR
1 D1DNt MeaN 4 KaKaSH1 2 ReaD 1t 2 tHe C1aSS
WHateVeR
DaMN1t SaSUKe!
WHaT?
U F1ND 0Ut tHat 1 L0Ve U aND U aCt a11 C001 ab0Ut
WHat D0 U WaNt Me 2 Sa-y? tHat 1 a1ReaD-y KNeW?
U a1ReaD-y KNeW?
-yeS
But H0W?
1tZ 0BV10US
We11 –y D1DNt U Sa-y aN-ytH1NG?
-y D0 U tH1NK?
We11 1M S0RR-y 1 WaSteD UR t1Me
N0, tHatz N0t WHat 1 MeaNt
N0W U HaVe SaSUKe 1N UR CHaRaDe, M1SS HaRUN0? –y0UR 0N a R011 2Da-y.
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UM, 1L0Ve-y0U2
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0MG! 0MG! 0MG!
SaKURa, D1DNt U LeaRN a1ReaD-y tHat U SH0U1DNt D0 tH1S?
BUt tH1S 1S 1MP0RtaNt!
WHat?
SaSUKe LeFt a MeSSaGe 0N M-y Ca1CU1at0R –yeSteRDa-y!
WHat D1D 1t Sa-y?
tHat He L1KeD Me 2!
SeR10USL-y?
4 SeR10US!
3 t1MeS 1N a R0W? 1 D1DNt KN0W U L1KeD Ca1CU1US tHat MUCH, M1SS HaRUN0 – eSPeC1a11-y BeCaUSe 0F 1aSt SeMeSteRS GRaDe.
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I'm not even sure if this classifies as a story, but I absolutely love it. This doesn't have a purpose or whatever, and is pretty hard to understand, so if you need me to translate it or whatever, I'll be happy to. Yeah.
Oh, and I'm going to be writing another one, sortakindamaybe like this, but it'll have actual writing and only a little calculator love. I think it'll be called 'Fractions in Time' or something nerdy like that. So be on the look out!
(and by the way, I had totally cool calculator symbols in here, but fanfiction totally didn't allow them in their whatever, so yeah)