Inuyasha's reasoning of why he and kagome are perfect for each other

I has recently come to my notice that a lot of Inuyasha (me) haters have set out to ruin my reputation for being Kagome's mate. This I shall not stand for. Now before I slaughter you all mercilessly with my wind scar let me clear up a few misconceptions to prove I am perfect for Kagome.

NUMBER ONE# I will make things perfectly straight here. I will not, and could not run of with my previous girlfriend. Yes, I see you have realized I am referring to lady Kikyou. Now your thinking, why is he being so formal? Well, I'll tell you. We're done. Over. Through. That means she is now only an acquaintance of mine. Which calls for formality. In case you all have failed to notice, she is no longer living. In harsher terms, DEAD. Which also calls for respect for the dead.

So why you people have begun to think I would abandon a perfectly good living girl, one that I love no less, for a dead memory, is beyond me. Simple answer. You all are stupid. You all are nosy. And you all need a crisis to gossip about. Good grief.

Or a reason to get me out of the way so you can have Kagome run away with that bastard brother of mine in your damn fanfictions.

NUMBER TWO# You have another complaint. 'Inuyasha's so mean and rude' you whine. Well, ex-cUUU-se me. I didn't know I was being watched all the time. So what if I'm not courteous all the time? You wouldn't be either if you had to grow up in a god forsaken village who hated your very guts, you mother was murdered, your father died trying to save your mother, and you elder brother, who happens to be a total fangirl stealing hot jackass who kicked you out of his castle, and tries to murder you every chance he gets. Sheesh.

NUMBER THREE# Yeah, yeah...blah blah. 'Inuyasha doesn't have any people skills'

Ok, let me question what you call people skills in the first place. Is kissing a girl you've never met before this second, but have a crush on called people skills? Is going around like like a certain Houshi-sama telling every girl that he's in love with her people skills? Sheesh, you people are so thirsty for... well...drama... you're going to force me into doing totally rash things? I think not. Now don't get me wrong. Rash actions, especially concerning girls lead to disaster. I tried to steal the jewel because Naraku tried to kill me, and I got pinned to a tree for half a century. Quite a harsh punishment, don't you think? I've certainly learned from THAT mistake.

Just because I don't feel comfortable with people 'oohh'ing and 'aaahhh'ing all over me, does absolutely does not indicate I am low on people skills.

I know I am very hot, and you can't control yourselves, so I must be the one setting up barriers.

I fact, it means that I am a bit shy. A lot of dedicated fans find it cute. I find it convenient. And Kagome, well it's the only thing that's stopping her making out with me 24/7, I'm so good.

NUMBER FOUR# 'Sesshomaru's much prettier'

So what? That has nothing to do with me. If he wants to look like a girl, let him. I honestly couldn't care less. He's pretty, I'm hot.

NUMBER FIVE# 'Inuyasha doesn't have good family relations'

like Sesshomaru does. Keh. And for reasons mentioned above, I have a right not to have good relations with that idiot. He even looks like a girl and has a SCARF. Well, he-llo-ooo?how do stupid exactly do I look to you? If you think I'm, that stupid, your looking in the mirror. He gets on my nerves. I honestly don't know if he's a guy or not, and what's worse, is that all the fans on MY show love it!

But I don't care. I try to avoid him. He's stupid and uses makeup. And had manicures. And you wonder why his claws are sharper.

But seriously, I do try to avoid him. However, when I see him approaching me in public,looking like a frikin' girl, trying to steal my sword, obviously to save my reputation I have to fight back. It wouldn't do get whipped by a girl in public would it? Call me sexist. Go ahead. But I live in the feudal era, excuse me. It's pretty common. One of the the reasons I fell for Kikyou in the first place. She was so awesome, and kick ass despite being a girl! And another reason I love Kagome now.

Even if Sesshomaru's not really a girl(which I highly doubt), he still his my arrogant older sister...er...brother. An I AM the main character of this story, remember? It wouldn't do for the hero to lose, at all. We're expected to pull through even if we lose a leg...or an arm for that matter. Whatever.

NUMBER SIX# 'Sesshomaru is much richer'

Well, let me apologize. I had no idea Kagome wanted to marry for money or position. I AM a prince too you know. If she does, well then, if she just brings ramen from her time and sells it here, she'll be richer then Sesshomaru by a million times. Or that shampoo stuff or anything for that matter. She could easily be filthy rich. But she doesn't...oh the shock. (by the way I am not paying for any hospital bill when you get a heart attack) She likes me. ME. So you all can just screw off and go to hell.

NUMBER SEVEN# 'Kouga loves her so much more'

Maybe. But then Jakotsu's all head over heels in love with Miroku too. You can't put Kagome with that pup. It is simply wrong. She doesn't even like him. Just 'cause he's straight forward with his so-called feelings, doesn't mean you drop her on him. I recall him declaring his love for her, only AFTER he knew that she was useful, and after A DAY of knowing her. Quick love? I think not. Besides, if he make a serious promise then deny it to Ayame, he can do it Kagome too.

NUMBER EIGHT# 'Kouga is much cuter/handsomer/prettier/uh...macho-er' (I think not!)

It continues to eludes me why you would want Kagome to mate him. 1. He stinks, 2. I have dog ears, which by the way, are cuter then his tail by the thousandth, 3. He wears a goddamn SKIRT, and 4. I have to go save him when he gets in trouble (Kagura numerous times, Naraku etc.) 5. He's a coward, refusing to fight me (the first meeting) 6. He's too stupid to remember my name and so many reasons I could write a book. ( not that I'd want to though, a book on that moron? -scoff- puh-leez!)

NUMBER NINE# 'any other character would be good with Kagome'

I highly doubt it. Let's list them, shall we?

Inuyasha- I'M PERFECT!!

Sesshomaru- listed above.

Kouga- listed above.

Shippo- is her son (sheesh!).

Miroku- loves Sango.

Bankotsu- yeah, I agree, he is ALMOST as hot as I am, but he's a son of a #&!

Naraku- (gasps) you wouldn't!

Onigumo- is dead?

Inutashio- well, in case you have been dead for the past million years, HE'S MY DAD, AND DEAD TOO!

Jaken- you people are sick.

Jakotsu- is gay. Get over it.

Souta- is her brother you perverted pigs!

Hakudoushi- He's an eight year old incarnation of Naraku. Hell no!

Gramps- is gonna roll over and die any second now, he's so old...BESIDES being her grandfather!

Kohakau- Loves Rin, is Sango's younger brother, and is about nine.

Hojo- is the MOST boring guy I've seen in my entire life. Kagome wouldn't know if she were dead or alive, he's that dull!

Hakkaku- pft. Don't ask.

Ginta- OH HE"S JUST THE MOST PERFECT HANDSOMEST ROMEO FIT FOR KAGOME! (rolls eyes) Pft. As if.

I have now proven that I am the only one for Kagome. Any one who still objects will face my windscar. Any questions? I will answer them ALL! MUWAHAHA!!

Ok, It seems inu's a bit hyper on something..and a bit protective. But please give him some questions so he has something else to do except sing Britney Spears all day and all night. God, it's getting annoying.

DISCLAMIER:- I do not own Inuyasha. Period. End of story. Now get lost.