Hotzsapphire: This is my third fanfic and I hope you enjoy this one and please, don't try these at home.

Mikan: Why not?

Hotzsapphire: Cause Natsume will kill you (points at person behind her.) (Turns to audience.) And I'd like to thank those people who helped think of these ideas.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gakuen Alice.

10 Ways for Mikan to Annoy or Shock Natsume

Nullify all his fire attacks.

Ex. "Stop nullifying all my attacks! Get back here! You'll pay for wetting all my clothes!" Natsume shouted throwing balls of fire at Mikan.

Sing a very annoying song.

Ex. "Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend! No way no way I think you need a new one!" Mikan sang as she pranced around Natsume who had started conjuring more fireballs.

Stalk him. (Thank you smilez2u for that idea.)

Ex. Mikan crept up behind Natsume trying to stalk him but not doing a good job of it because he noticed her before she even started stalking him.

Beat him in videogames.

Ex. "Yay! I beat you again!" Mikan shouted as she danced around Natsume singing a victory song. Natsume burnt the game controllers.

Put make-up on him.

Ex. "Get that away from me! It's dangerous!" Natsume shouted as Mikan tried to apply some blush on his cheeks with a brush.

Mess up his hair. (Thank you Mercy for that idea.)

Ex. "Get back here! How dare you!" Natsume shouted as he ran around the school grounds with pink flattened hair.

Prank call him with phones they got from Hotaru.

Ex. "Hello?" Natsume said before the person hangs up. He did this 10 more times before he thought, "Wait a minute. I can figure out who it is! Too bad there is caller I.D. "Mikan!" shouted a very angry Natsume.

Study for math with no test coming up.

Ex. Natsume's jaw dropped as he watched Mikan sit in the library reading book after book.

Hey! If you're going to shock him, then use an electrifying stun gun.

Ex. "Buzz!" went the stun gun as flesh met stun gun for the first and maybe last time(don't worry. I won't kill him… for now.)

Give him a kiss that will knock the air out of him.

Ex. Mikan parted for air from the deep kiss she just had with Natsume before leaving a dazed and shocked Natsume to his own wishes.