Alright, I didn't want to put this up yet but if I didn't do it now, I'd never get around to it so here it is. The special ending chap of lotr: The Two Bishies!

Oh! Another thing: Prepare to be confused as I intro someone you should already know!

Enjoy!

Legolas-Pikachu-Link

What they found when they arrived at Isengard was of course destruction. And at the center of it all, Sesshomaru.

"You! Did you do this?-!" asked Marth.

He ignored him and turned to the Fellowship. "I did not expect to meet you again…"

"What do you mean? We're the Fellowship of the Pen! We're supposed to stick together!" stated Link.

"I do not cohort with lowly humans."

"Excuse me?-!" yelled Cid. "Who the fuck do you think you are?-! Why I out'a-"

"Lord Cid, not now." interrupted Legolas. "Sesshomaru, where is the Master of the Tower?"

"If you wish to find him, you're better off searching that tower."

"You mean what's left of it…" muttered Pikachu.

Kratos was about to speak when someone else joined the party.

"Momma-mia! There you are!"

That's right. It was Mario.

"Mario how-"

"I killed you!" yelled Link. "How are you still alive?-!"

"Its-a called a 1UP! Im here for my revenge, Elf-a Boy!"

"You wanna fight? You got it!"

They started charging each other when Mario tripped.

"Ow, what's-a this?" He picked it up.

"No Mario, don't!" shouted Legolas.

Too late. He instantly started spazzing and collapsed. Springing into action, Legolas took it away from him, and concealed it.

"Mario, Mario are you alright?" cried Pikachu.

"What the fuck was that thing?"

"A palantir," he said.

"Mario! Snap out of it!"

"Move." ordered Legolas. "Mario, can you here me? What did you see?"

"I saw a tree… It was burning… There were…marshmallows around it… She asked me if I brought the graham crackers. I didn't answer…"

He sighed, relieved.

"Relieved? How can he be relieved?-! Mario just had a premonition of destruction!"

"I was worried that it would be something else due to our previous actions but it seems everything's alright." He turned to Kratos. "Kratos, I need you to take Mario to Gondor."

"And why is that?" he asked.

"Because, the Fan-Girl Queen will be looking for her graham crackers. Meaning, she'll come here. We cant have that."

He nodded understandingly.

"Also, find Faramir, or rather, his replacement and ask him if he's seen Cloud. If so, then we may still have a chance."

"Alright." He paused. "Where is Gondor?"

"Its south east from here. Do you need a horse?"

Kratos looked at Mario. "I don't but he may-"

Mario interrupted. "Not to worry! Lets-a go!" With that he jumped into a random pipe and disappeared.

Kratos sighed, shook his head, unfurled his wings, and flew off.

"Oh! I forgot to mention! Watch out for Faramir's father, Denethor!" yelled Legolas.

There was a pause as they watched him go…

"That's nice and all, what with Fairy Boy flying and random plumbing but what the hell are we supposed to do now?" asked Cid.

"We are going to build an army for the war."

"What? But we just had the war!" complained Marth.

"Not this war but for the war to end all wars. The final war…"

Cloud-Riku-Neko

On their way through Osgiliath they ran into Zexion but Riku quickly pwnd him cuz he's a pansy. Later that day they arrived at the Stair.

"Im sorry but this is as far as I go." said Squall.

"Very well, thanks for your help." said Cloud. In 'help' he meant keeping Neko from doing anything 'wrong'.

"Although we could have done without running into Zexion…" stated Riku.

"Think of it this way… Now there's only 11." He looked at each of them and turned to leave when Neko glomped him.

"Wait, precious! Come with us!"

"Im sorry but I must return to Gondor or something bad will happen."

"But-"

"We may never meet again but we'll never forget each other." He smiled.

She swooned and nearly fainted. "My precious bishie…"

"Farwell" Just like that he left.

"Welp, better start climbing…" He looked up at the Stair which was barely visible. "Oh man…"

He got about five feet up when Cloud shouted, "What are you doing?-!"

"What does it look like, stupid?-! Im climbing!"

"But…there's an elevator."

"Wha?" He looked down at Cloud who was pointing at an elevator. "Who the hell puts an elevator on the side of a mountain?"

K-Tee hee!

So they took the elevator and in no time flat, were at the entrance to the cave.

"So, you're sure this leads to Mordor?" asked Cloud.

"Of course, precious!"

He sighed, "Whatever you say…"

Five minutes later, they were running for their lives, a horde of penguins in hot pursuit.

"I knew this was a bad idea! This is all your fault!" yelled Riku.

"My fault?-! Im the one who said we shouldn't take her with us!"

"Well you should have been more demanding!"

"What do you know of being demanding?-!"

There was no answer.

"Riku? Riku?-! Great, now we're separated…damn." He kept running till he made it to a clearing. He paused to catch his breathe and heard something behind him. He was about to turn around when suddenly he got jumped from behind. The last thing he remembered was an overpowering scent of roses…

Meanwhile

-haven't seen one of those in awhile-

Riku had just killed a couple penguins when he entered the clearing. He watched as a mob of fan girls, all with hearts in their eyes, charged Cloud. It was so sudden he didn't even know what to do.

"Cloud!"

"Squeeee!"

"Kyyaaaaaaaaa!"

"Let me touch him!"

"No, me!"

"Wasn't he with Riku?"

"Lets have them 'play' with each other!"

"Tee hee!"

Upon hearing what they had in store for him, Riku made sure to stay hidden when he noticed Cloud was not moving. Obviously one of the fan girls noticed too.

"Kyaaa! Oh no! Our bishie's been hurt!"

"Quick, lets take him home with us!"

"YAY!"

Excitedly they hurried off to their tower, Cloud in tow.

Riku was shocked. "Cloud's been captured!" He paused. "Who cares? Not like he was ever useful… I can destroy the Pen myself…"

He began walking away then stopped.

"Wait a minute… Cloud is supposed to be Frodo, right? So Cloud has the… OMG! Cloud's been captured!"

Don Don Don

To be Continued

…

Yay! The Two Bishies is done! And its one chap longer than the first, mission complete!

And yes…I did kill Mario in FotP but I needed him back. Word of advice: Don't kill off your party members until you're sure you don't need them…'sweat drop'

I wont see ya next chap so…

UPDATE: THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP! LOTR: THE RETURN OF THE FANGIRL

See ya!

"So? If I can make it thru an entire 3 disc game without one, what makes you think I need one now?"

-Cloud