Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha…I am slowly getting over it…

Worst Off is Me

-Inuyasha-

A hanyou like me is struck with fear

Whenever hints of that word is near

A human girl can thrash me to the ground

Leaving large me-shaped craters all around

She can say it to me for reasons unknown

But when she does say it, I stiffen like stone

Out of us five living life arduously,

Worst off in life has got to be me

-Kagome-

Stuck with a jerk who thinks little of me

Necrophiliac who acts moronicly

Missing teen life for an utter fool

Who treats me merely as his tool

If we all drew straws, I'd be the loser, you see

Cuz worst off in life is certainly me

-Sango-

A lecherous monk acting as he pleases

Despite my protests, my bottom he squeezes

To him, I'm nothing more than another ass

If life were a test, I'm doubting I'd pass

Despite my desires for what I should be,

Worst off in life in no doubtedly me

-Miroku-

In love with a girl who just won't understand

The actions I do are because of my hand

The curse it contains is worse than most

When it acts, I am surely toast

Until the day that my friends will see

The worst off in life is totally me

-Shippo-

Surrounded by teens whose antics are insane

By perverts and jerks who are completely inane

By girls oversensitive who never listen

All the tears in the night as the full moon glistens

Until all the fools can open their hearts

I'm stuck in the centre of all of their parts

Like others could ever say honestly

That worst of in life is definitely me!

Suddenly these poems came to me and I had to write them down and post them up! Hope you enjoyed!