"Gaara, Do I have to be here when the Leaf comes?" Loni asked hesitantly. "I mean wouldn't I just get in the way?"

Gaara straightened a stack of papers. "Don't be ridiculous of course you have to be here when they arrive... Plus I want you to meet a couple of my friends." He added with a gigantic smile.

'He knows that I can't resist that smile of his... He's cheating!' Loni thought to herself.

The door comes busting off it's hinges. "HI LONI-CHAN!!" Naomi said jumping on Loni. "I'm bored ... Dei's on a mission and wouldn't let me go along!"

"Maybe because he doesn't want you to get hurt ... Or take his explosives and ruin the plan ... YET AGAIN!" Loni said peeling Naomi. 'I still don't understand how Dei-kun can stand you this long at times ...' Loni thought hoping that Naomi didn't hear. "How on earth did you get the name "Naomi" ... You're not always the most "Pleasant one" to be around."

"What's that supposed to mean Loni-chan?" Naomi said tilting her head to the side. "I is very pleasant to be around!" She put a freakishly huge smile on showing her fangs.

Gaara said walking over to the door that Naomi busted off it's hinges, "Naomi would you mind OPENING the door ... I don't think that the frame can take anymore damage."

Naomi sticks her tongue out at Gaara, "If you don't like it then screw you too!" She turns to Loni and pulls her out of the Kazekage's office. "I need to talk to you, ALONE!" Saying the last part glaring at Gaara. 'I still have half a thought of killing-'

Loni punches the back of Naomi's head, "Don't even finish that sentence! Or it will be the last thing that you think."

Naomi grumps into Loni's room, "Fine ... But it would cause you less pain if he didn't really have to be here ya know right?"

"That's your own opinion ... I think that I would be worse off if he died... Or if we broke up with each other," Loni said locking the door behind her. "I think that Kaworu is behind Kakashi coming to break Gaara and I up."

"What makes you think that he would," Naomi thinks for a second, "Never mind. I've met him once and yet ... I wouldn't put it past him if he did do something like that." She finished with a sweat drop.

'My point exactly!' Loni thought leaning her head backwards onto the wall.

"Hey I forgot how he was obsessed with you, ok?" She retorted.

'You shouldn't forget that Naomi, because I can sense him near,' Loni thought looking out the window. "I can't believe that they are already here!" she started to pace. "Naomi, Gaara said that I had to greet them when they had arrived. And Kakashi-sensei is down in the group..."

She back hands Loni in the face. "Ok the first thing you do is ... Well," Naomi stops to think hard. "You don't really have a choice but to see them, Loni. Hey do you mind if I videotape it?" she said pulling it out, not waiting for an answer. "Thank you! " Runs downstairs and opens the "door curtain". Welcome to the Kazekage's humble home ... I'm Loni's, Gaara's girlfriend- Or I like to call her "Fucking Tard who screws the Kazekage"- Bestest Friend!! " Videotaping everything.

Everybody sweat drops to Naomi's bluntness.

"Naomi, why did you say that?" Gaara asked through gritted teeth. "We don't screw! We have fun!"

"The difference is? What? The way I see it is that you and her both have fun screwing!" Naomi retorted without thinking.

After pacing a few minutes debating if Naomi would do or if Gaara would loose his temper if she didn't go down, Loni was heading towards the door. "Well I guess that Naomi has done enough damage, I better go down there before she or Gaara desides to kill each other." She was walking down the stairs when she heard a loud gasp.

"What happened?" She said poking her head around the corner. 'Kakashi-sensei!' she blushed.

Kakashi looked up with dead eyes. "Who is this?" He asked point at Loni. 'She looks an awful lot like Loni.'

"This is the "Fucking Tard who screws the Kazekage" ... Or Loni," Naomi said simply. "Wait, didn't I already tell you this?"

"Why do you keep calling her that?" Naruto said looking Loni up and down.

Loni palms her forehead and states, "It's because she thinks that we fuck non-stop ... But we don't ... Like Gaara-kun said ... We have "fun"," She said using air quotes. (Me: YAY-NESS!! AIR QUOTES!! Gaara and everybody: GET BACK TO THE STORY!!)

Gaara nods in agreement. "That's right!"

Loni and Naomi roll their eyes. "Anyways, Nice to me you ..." Loni started trying to make them think that she doesn't even know them.

"Come on, LONI! We all know that you that you know us!" blurted Naruto without thinking.

Naomi jumped back in excitement. 'OOOohhhhhhh THIS is going to be GOOOD!' She thought to herself.

"Shut up Naomi!" Loni said panicking. 'Help me out of this mess!'

"Nope you're on your own sis!" Naomi said with an evil grin. "This will help me when I get sad."

Loni sighs, "Fine Naruto I know everybody..." she said looking at Kakashi. "I even know Kakashi-sensei."

Kakashi's eyes light up, 'That is Loni! (Me: Really I thought that it was the EASTER BUNNY!! Kakashi: Leave me ALONE!! Me: ... Kashi ... You're just a dip-shit at times aren't ya? Kakashi: DON'T CALL ME THAT!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!) I thought that she DIED!' "LONI!"

"Like I said earlier, this is going to be GOOD!" Naomi said giggling.

"And like I said earlier as well, Shut up!" Loni said walking to the video camera. "Give me that! You aren't going to enjoy my pain!" Loni crushes the tape and burns it. 'Now all I have to do is hope that she didn't hide any ...'

'That's where your hope is gone and flown the coop, Loni dear!' She thought with a menacing grin.

"Dammit!" Loni blurted out. "I hate you at times you know that right?"

"Yep that's why we is like sisters!"

Loni shrugs and looks at Gaara. "I am done with introducing myself ... May I go to my room?"

Gaara waves his hand dismissively and says, "Sure, but come here first." He pulled her into a very deep and passionate kiss. "You can go now."

Loni glances back at Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi. 'I hope that Kakashi doesn't hate me now.' She walks up the stairs glumly.

"I'm going to go with her," followed Naomi. 'I don't think that she'll be sane much longer... well more than usual.'

.: Later that night :.

"Well ... You're screwed plain and simple," stated Naomi.

"You're the one who said that I should go with it and shit!!" Loni said with fiery eyes.

"Calm down Vampie dear! I was just stating the obvious, 'tis all."

"How many times do I have to say don't call me that!"

Naomi rolled her eyes at Loni, "Who knows. I lost count after a billion..." She evil smirked.

That very second, a knock Loni's bedroom door. "Am I in the middle of a booty call?" asked Naomi.

"No you're not ... At least I don't think that you are," Loni said opening the door. Wide-eyed she stared at the man in the door frame. "Uhhh ... Ummm ... Yes?"

Naomi, jumping on top of Loni's shoulders, said "Well hello, Kakashi-sensei! How are you this fine evening? More important question, Why are you here in my dear friends' door way?"

"Shut up Naomi!" Loni said, pushing her off her shoulders. "You weigh a lot. Get off."

"I need to talk to you, Loni," Kakashi said looking at the ground.

Loni looks to the side, as if debating if she should let him in. "Come in Kakashi-sen-"

"You don't have to call me "Kakashi-sensei" Anymore you know that right?" Kakashi said walking in observing every single detail of her room. "I'm not your "sensei" anymore ..." He did his famous circle eye smile.

"Dude. You used to have him as a ninja teacher thingy?" Naomi asked, popping in front of Loni's face. "I didn't know that!"

"That's because I never told you," Loni said pushing her out of the way. "OK Kakashi I need to tell you why I left-"

Kakashi grabbed Loni around the waist and tossed her on the bed with himself on top. "I can't believe that you didn't let me explain why I could be with you anymore!" He set himself between Loni's legs and started kissing her stomach. "Why did you leave without a word to me? I thought that you died in the forest."

'I can't believe he's just going to ignore me ... I'm going to get Gaara!' said Naomi in frustration.

"Don't you dare leave me!" Loni shouted after her but she didn't hear her plea.

"I won't leave you again, Loni," Kakashi said thinking that she was talking to him.

"No get off Kakashi, I don't want you I love Gaara and ONLY Gaara!" Loni said trying to pry Kakashi off. "NO, Get off! Don't do this! I can't let Gaara see me with you like this," she said hearing footsteps coming down the hall.

Gaara walked through the door and yanked Kakashi off of Loni. "I don't want you in my village anymore!" He back hands Loni in the face, causing her to fall flat on her ass. "I want you out by tonight. I never want to see you again." Gaara walks out the door and doesn't look back.

Loni moves to sit on her knees and stares at the floor. "Kakashi, thanks to you I will have to go back to hell!" She starts to cry.