for those who haven't caught on... I'm back... again. Giving a short little number to you my fans, who are still here lol so here you go. I'm gonna watch evil dead again and again.

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"You want to do what?!"

"I know that sounds absurd" Naruto said. "But believe me, we have a fairly good legitimate reason as to why we're looking for him."

"Oh I completely O.K. with your reason. It's just your mission is over the fucking top insane" yelled Yamotso.

Naruto chuckled. "When have you ever known me to be sane? In your own words I'm batshit crazy." Yamotso looked at him for a moment before shaking his head. "You have issues kid. That I won't disagree with."

"So you'll tell us how to contact him" asked Sakura? The elder fox looked down at her and nodded.

"But it's not a he or she your looking for. Although residing in the demon realm, Time is rather an entity instead of demon. A God, not really there" the fox explained. "You can't find him physically. I don't even know how you would go about talking to it. All I can do is point you in the semi right direction."

"It's better than nothing" Naruto said while looking at Sakura, who nodded.

"There is going to be a list of things you need. First is the blood of a Senju. And I don't mean some diluted 5/8ths blood of some descendant, I'm talking about the purest form."

"That could be a little issue but I think we can manage" said Naruto. His giant paw scratched his head in confusion. " I think there's a place if we can get into the shodaimes grave. How much do we need?"

"A few drops. If there are a few bits of flesh or bone you can melt them down. All you need is the DNA in the Senju sequence. That's all you need."

"Naruto-kun" Sakura said. "I may know a way to select the Senju DNA sequence from Tsunade-shishou and manipulate them."

"Some dark medical witchcraft huh?"

"Definitely witchcraft Naruto" Sakura said with a growl. "But I can definitely get us the Senju DNA sequence. With or without Tsunade's permission."

"I like your mate baka" said Yamotos. "She reminds me of my mate when I first took power. How blood thirsty she was. But that all goes away with age unfortunately. They love the blood and shit, till they're about thirty thousand years old."

"Considering I won't make it that long" she droned on, "I can tell you I may remain quite blood thirsty. As long as there's a threat to Naruto-kun, I will remain that way."

"Slowly getting turned on" Yamotso said. "Anyway, the second thing your going to need is probably the hardest to achieve, crushed up eyes of the Uchiha, the sharingan."

"The crushed up eyes" asked Sakura with serious concern. "As far as I know, I'm the last one with Uchiha eyes."

Naruto looked at her, feeling what she meant. If she really did have the last pair of sharingan there they would have to take her eyes. For Konoha. There was no way in fucking Hell, Naruto was going to take her eyes. To him these answers seemed almost simple. The blood of a Senju anyway. If worse came to worse they could possibly use his blood since he is distantly related. As for the sharingan, maybe he could find Madara's place of rest after he killed the evil man. Naruto laughed on the inside. The place he sent Madara, there was no rest. Only suffering.

"Now, the third thing is water from a holy temple inside the snake region of the demon realm. Followed by toad oil from Mt. Myoboku."

"Anything else that's easily acquired?"

Yamotso smirked and stared into his eyes. "You also need a mask from the Eternal Gate in Uzugakure."

Both Naruto and Sakura's eyes widened. "Uzugakure? There's nothing there anymore but an empty island and ruins."

"Hey, I'm only telling you a few things you'll need. I told this was an insane request. If this is the route you truly want to go, then I'm giving you the keys."

"But who even knows if the mask still exists!"

Yamotso shook his head and pinched the bridge of his eyes with his paw. His irritation showing. "Am I sounding retarded? Do I sound like a special person Naruto and mate!? I told you this is a insane quest! I don't even know what you need to do with these things! I just know you need them!"

"Than what is your purpose" yelled Naruto, pointing a finger at him.

"Naruto-kun, we kind of came to him for answers."

Naruto sighed and sat back on his haunches. "Is there anyone else?"

"Not that I know of. I'm sorry this is all I can do to help. The odds of an Eternal Gate mask still in existence in the human or the demon realm is very unlikely. It's a forgotten art. And a pointless one, which is why nobody practices what Uzugakure did."

"What was the Eternal Gate?"

"You never heard of the Eternal Gate? Your an Uzumaki aren't you?"

Naruto kept his head low. Feeling very embarrassed that he knew nothing of his mothers side of the family while he knew almost everything. Sakura could feel it as well. She figured it was because of the marking and it made her very angry that this king talked down to Naruto like this.

"Listen fox, I don't care who you are. Do not talk to Naruto-kun like that!"

Yamotso cocked her eyebrow at her, as if sizing her up. Naruto rolled his eyes in response to her outburst. "Sakura-chan... relax."

"But he!"

"Merely brought up a good point" Naruto interjected. "As an Uzumaki I shouldn't have just focused on my fathers legacy, but also my mothers. No reason for anyone to be upset about it but me."

"I meant no harm Sakura-san" said Yamotso.

Sakura gave Yamotso an apologetic face and bowed. "I'm sorry for speaking out of line, Yamotso-sama."

"No need for apologies. Your looking out for your mate and that is admirable. You picked a good one baka."

"Thanks."

"Now, when you get these things come back to the city" the fox king said. "Then we will try to help you achieve your goal."

Both Naruto and Sakura bowed to the king and he bowed back. They turned and headed back towards the elevator. "That went well" she said as the elevator basically dropped down. Naruto nodded and in a big puff of smoke, he was back in his human form standing next to her. "We have a lot of work to do Sakura-chan."

"I know. That Eternal Gate mask may be an issue."

"What I do know of my mothers clan is that that masks were involved in most of the culture. After I found out my mother had given me up because she saw me as the spawn of Kyuubi, I decided not to get too close to the culture."

"Can you find this mask?"

"Maybe" said Naruto, "just maybe."

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Should have posted early, I got distracted watching some movie shit. I hope you like where it's going and the what nots. till next time

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