Title:Arguments all round.

Summary: Tyki just can't take it anymore.

Warning: Hot slashy goodness.

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters if I did there would be a lot more slash.

Tyki's POV

It had been a long day for them I'm sure. Lavi, Kanda and Allen had been issued from the Black Order to search for Innocence in Paris. It had been a long train journey with Allen and Kanda arguing about every five minutes and the other exorcist trying to make amends between the two in his unimaginably happy way. It had all been rather entertaining.

The Earl had sent me to capture the Innocence before the Exorcists and if possible destroy the Innocence they owned. I stood opposite the building they had entered together. A battered sign with the word 'INN' swung precariously in the wind. I quickly drew further back into the shadows as the Japanese Exorcist and the Poker maniac left through the old door. The ensuing squeak of the hinges made me wince. So Lavi's all by himself. I approached the inn my quarry had decided to lodge at. It was rather nondescript, located in a back alley surrounded by other similar styled buildings, the perfect place to go if you don't want to be noticed. I opened the wooden door frowning as the hinges squeaked again in protest. Walking to the front desk I noted the layout of the foyer. Nothing special but with only one staircase the job would be easy. If need be I could block their only exit quickly and efficiently. Of course only if they didn't try to escape through a window or the wall….

'Umm excuse me sir may I help you?' A mousy haired girl of around 16 looked up at me. Placing both my gloved hands on the desk I leaned forward, smirking as a blush coloured her face.

'Yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. His name is Lavi. Could please direct me to his room?' I softly inquired.

'Um it's room 5. Up there,' she gave me a key and pointed a shaky hand towards the rickety staircase, eyes never leaving mine.

'Thank you,' I nodded in acknowledgment adjusting my top hat and proceeding up the stairs. I laughed openly when a small 'thump' came from behind me. Poor girl, she'd fainted. I patiently stood outside door 5 listening for sounds of life. I stiffened as I heard light foot falls come close to the door. The owner of the feet must have changed his mind as they quickly retreated towards the back of the room. Pacing perhaps? I heard a door open then close and the sound of water reached my ears.

I melted through the pine door and observed the room around me. Three beds as rickety as the stairs dominated one side of the room and a fireplace the other. Spotting the door Lavi must have gone through I silently made my way over too it. I smirked in triumph as I slipped through the door (literally).

Lavi's POV

'How dare they?!' I yelled at nothing in particular. I was only trying to stop those two from biting each other's head and then they have the nerve to leave me behind. "Don't worry Lavi, we have it covered Lavi. You should get some rest Lavi." I huffed in frustration and plopped onto one of the beds. The groan it gave suggested that that wasn't such a good idea. I stood up in rush. This wasn't good I could practically feel the steam coming out of my ears. I didn't normally get angry but on the rare occasions I did it wasn't very pretty.

To stop myself from doing anything stupid I started pacing the small room, attempting to burn off some of my energy. After a while I got a little afraid that the floor would give in if I continued this up. I just needed a shower. Yeah that'll help calm me down, a nice hot shower. I opened the rather too small door that led to the bathroom and locked it behind me. Letting all my clothes gather around my ankles I sighed, anticipating the rejuvenating feeling of warm water on my aching back. I stepped behind the flimsy shower curtain and turned the faucet. Sighing softly I allowed the water wash away my worries.

Lavi grabbed the mottled bar of soap and began scrubbing himself. I mean really I was just trying to help. It wasn't like I was purposefully trying to wined Yu-chan up and I've drawn on Moyashi-chan before…wonder what's got them so touchy all of a sudden. I absent mindfully added shampoo to my fire red hair. They were both glaring at me to begin with as well…maybe they wanted to be alone so they could kill each other without witnesses (yeah to kill each other hehe).

I yelped suddenly as I felt muscular arms wrap around my naked body. The rest of Tyki Mikk followed the arms through the tiled wall of the shower cubicle. Shit a Noah! I started to struggle until I felt something rather thick and long brush against the back of my thigh and my anger was placed with something else.

'Huh?!' I protested as he placed his mouth over mine.

'Shhhh I did came here to kill you but I just couldn't take it anymore,' he whispered against my lips. Why am I not struggling? I thought despereatly. I should be trying to get away. Far far away…my mental confusion was cut off as he roughly grabbed hold of my budding erection and began to stroke me. I moaned loudly into the warmth of his mouth. I felt him grab the shampoo and coat his fingers in it. An odd mixture of fear and excitement swept through me when I felt a slender finger at my entrance.

'Shhhh,' he said again not unkindly, 'just relax other wise it'll hurt.'

'ok' I mumbled in assent as the digit penetrated me.

Tyki's POV

I gulped hurriedly as I watched the red haired boy wash himself. It was one of the best sights I have ever seen. I had started to walk forward a little but stopped as I heard an all too familiar voice.

Oh for goodness sake can't you go a day without shagging something. We came here to kill them not screw them. I hated it when my black side convinced me not to do the things I wanted.

Well I'm sorry I am the Noah of Pleasure. I can't help it.

You have to help it. We are here on the mission. Black Tyki argued.

You cannot tell me you don't want to. Just look at him! I mentally yelled back as I watched the young man lather himself up.

For your information I don't want to. Now concentrate.

You liar.

I'm not. Anyway how do you know what I want or not.

I'm you!!

Oh yeah…I mentally tied up the dark side of me and disappeared through the wall behind the Exorcist. I have to get the best view don't I?

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