Kadaj's Pants (Script)

Kadaj: (standing mind his own business when Kizuna approaches)

Kizuna: "Hey, Kadaj?"

Kadaj: "What?" (Already knowing its going to be something idiotic)

Kizuna: "Can I have your pants?"

Kadaj: (Extremely annoyed) "No."

Kizuna: (tears coming down your face) "Why, not?"

Kadaj: ... (silence tumbleweed blows by)

Kizuna: (inching forward slowly) "Well, if you won't give them to me. (Inching closer.) "I'll just take them!" (ripd Kadaj's pants off magically without damaging them. Revealing pink bunny boxers.)

Kadaj: (covering his girly boxers) "Give me back my pants! You wench."

Kizuna: "No!" (runs away laughing.)

Kadaj: "Kizuna! Get back here!" (watches Kizuna dissappear into the distance.)

Cloud: (walks by and sees Kadaj wearing a barrel around his body.) "What happened to you?"

Kadaj: (looks up and sees Cloud and scowls at him.) "She took them."

Cloud: "Who took what?"

Kadaj: "Kizuna took my really nifty super cool flare pants." (eyes starting to water)

Cloud: "That sucks."(clearly doesn't care.)

Kadaj: (starts to cry)

Cloud: (walks away.)

THE END