AN: Really short one shot. Rory has an interview with the Limo boys. Revolves around AC/DC lyrics. I couldn't help it. The idea wouldn't go away! And I'm already working on the new Nightmare chapter, this just wouldn't let me finish it yet…

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Gilmore Girls, nor the lyrics to AC/DC's "Big Balls". Thank you.

Big Balls

By Breanne

"Your families, the Huntzburgers, McCreas, and Rothschilds, are three of the most well known families in Upper Class Society, especially in the North East, correct?"

Rory Gilmore sat interviewing her ex-boyfriend and long time friends, attempting to keep a straight face. The tape recorder sat between them, forcing Rory to maintain her composure and professionalism. Her editor wanted to an article for the society tabloid he was editor for as well, also owned by the same person who owned the newspaper she worked for. Ever since he'd found out she had 'high society connections', he'd been pestering her about doing this article for him. He wanted an inside scoop of what really went on at these parties, galas, balls, etc. She somehow knew this was going to end badly.

"Why, yes, Ace, you'd be correct." That was Logan. He smirked at her with a knowing glint in his eyes, one that matched the other two as well.

"Do your families hold many… events?" She worded carefully, knowing them.

"We hold many balls, RG." Finn replied. "We're God's gift to ballroom notoriety."

"I always fill my ballroom. The event is never small." Colin seemed to be the most honestly conceited yet serious.

"Yet," Logan countered, "The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all." He smirked. She was going to kill them once that recorder was off.

"I've got big balls!" Colin replied in all seriousness.

"I've got big balls!" Finn cried. "And they're such big balls!"

Interjecting, Rory questioned, "Don't most people have large events?"

"True. 'He's got big balls, and 'she's got big balls…" Logan said gesturing to nothing in place of real people. "But we've got the biggest balls of them all."

"And my balls are always bouncing!" Finn added. "My ballrooms always full."

Proudly, Logan complemented, "And everyone comes and comes again."

Colin said snottily, "If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher."

"Everyone says I've got great balls of fire!" Finn giggled before Logan elbowed him.

"Wrong type of balls, Finn!" He laughed, smirking at Rory.

Sighing painfully, Rory continued. "What are some reasons these events held for?"

"Some balls are held for …charity," Colin said almost disgustedly.

Nodding in agreement, Logan continued, "Some just for fancy dress."

"But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best." Finn slipped in. "It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night." The boys were having trouble keeping in their laughter as the look on Rory's face grew into a mix of anger and amusement.

"Could you guys please be-" She started only to be cut off by Finn again.

"And I'm just itching to tell you about them. Oh we have such wonderfull fun. Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish-"

"That's it!" Rory covered Finn's mouth with her hand while she turned the recorder off. "I hate you all." She said before she started laughing to the point she could barely breath. "I- I can't- b-believe, you j-just q-quoted an en-entire, AC, DC- s-song, f-for m-my inter-v-view. B-bastards."