120. How you dress is EXTREAMLY important.

121. Comfortable shoes are a must. No matter where you are, you will end up running.

122. Learn to use the T.A.R.D.I.S. laundry rooms.

123. Depending on how practical you are adjust you clothing style to something you can move around in. (i.e. tight shirts are hard to catch on things, loose pants are easy to move around in.)

124. Absolutely, ABSOLUTELY, no heels! (unless specifically told otherwise). Even if you have a talent for running in heels, you never know what sort of terrain you will be running over.

125. It is a bad idea to wear a union jack shirt during the blitz.

126. While trying to follow these guidelines, do try to wear something age appropriate. (Note: this does not mean your age, this means the age you are in.)

127. NO KICKING THE DOG! If the doctor does this, kick him.

128. Asking K9 to tell a joke is probably the dumbest thing to do with him.

129. You may not bring your pets on the T.A.R.D.I.S. (of course, if you are reading this, you probably know that by now)

130. It is a good idea to adapt to new foods, but be sure they are compatible with your biology.

131. The funniest (and most annoying) thing you will ever come across in your travels is someone who has an absolute definition of the universe. And yes, you will come across these people.

132. If something you know is impossible is happening, don't stand there saying something like "that's impossible" or "this isn't happening." Just react.

133. Expect to be kidnapped. A lot. And don't expect the Doctor to drop everything and come rescue you, chances are he is either working on his own problem, or chatting someone up using his technobabble (see 2).

134. Learning to rescue yourself is highly recommended.

135. one of the creepiest things you will ever see the Doctor do in the T.A.R.D.I.S. is his Elvis impersonation. Sometimes there is no stopping him. If this happens, LEAVE THE ROOM to avoid being scarred for life.

136. do NOT diss Cricket!

137. Unless you are told specificly told otherwise, STAY OUT OF THE LAB!! If you are allowed in there, do Not touch things you don't recognise. It could be some device that might clone you if you touch it, or it could be the Doctor's lunch from a few regenerations back.

138. Getting into fights with past companions is stupid. key word: PAST. for some reason or another they left the Doctor so fighting over who had the better adventures/ over the Doctor is pointless.

139. You will regret commenting on the lameness of Puccini or how pointless you think some of his works are.

140. Jack and Rose are not Titanic lovers. Commenting on that is liable to send the Doctor off in a huff.

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