READ THIS! A/N: So I'm gonna start this story with Link and Kai (Dark Link) Going to high school.

I know... It's been done before... But I wanna try it! The story line is a bit confusing so I'm going to tell you here so your not confused later on.

So it's going to start after an epic battle with Ganondorf, Link and Kai had teamed up... They're both elves in this fic, so they can live to be very old, Zelda and the sages are killed, so on, so forth. Then we time skip to present time... Like 2008... When Hyrule is all epic with technology and stuff. Link and Kai had been wandering around the world, and they had decided to come back to Hyrule, and Kai suggested they go to school since they were reading and watching stuff on how fun high school was and they had nothing else to do.

So I hope that will clear up any confusion, and if it doesn't... Well you'll just have to ask me.

I don't own Zelda.. Or the idea of High school... No those bastards can keep their idea..

Link narrowed his eyes at the chaos that had once been Hyrule field. It was obvious that a climactic battle had taken place there a short time before. The ground had sections blown away, and in some areas it was burnt. Trees had also been torn out from the place where they stood, revealing spider like roots that twisted in every direction. The shadow came to stand beside him, placing his hands on his hips and letting out a low whistle.

"Wow hero... way to destroy half the field." He ruffled the hair of his better self affectionately.

Link shrugged him off. "How can you act so happy after everything that's happened?" He gave his pale skinned, silver haired partner a glare, and red eyes glared right back at him.

"I'm not happy... I can't feel any emotion remember? It's more like... My way of expressing relief..."

Link picked up the master sword and whipped off the blood. Ganondorf's body lay not far from where they were standing, the evil king's face was caught in an eternal scowl which was almost comical to look at.

"You have a weird way of expressing yourself shadow..." Link said while taking a few brisk steps towards Hyrule castle, leaving the shadow behind to do what he wanted.

"Hey I thought we had agreed to use the name Malon gave me. So call me Kaiten... Or Kai." He said as he walked over to Ganondorf, picked up a stick and started poking him.

"I don't know why she would bother giving a monster like you a name..." Link paused to wait for Kai to clue in to the fact that he was getting left behind. "You coming... Kai?"

Kai stood up, now bored of poking the dead guy, and started to walk towards the castle, passing Link in the process. "Yeah, yeah. You know something hero? You're a cold hearted bastard." He turned around while still walking to look at Link, now walking backwards. "Come on! Let's go see your Princess and Malon."

Link allowed a small smirk to touch his lips. "And you don't think that half of Hyrule isn't going on about Malon's new shadow boyfriend?" He couldn't stop the smile that appeared as the shadow visibly flinched. "Her father's not happy..."

Kai flinched again at the mention of Malon's father. "We're not together, okay? I have no interest in women..." I only have an interest in you... Why do you think I'm still here? "I bet he's still gonna kill me though..."

Link placed a hand on his shoulder. "Fear not shadow... He won't kill you."

"Really?"

"No... He'll just beat you until you're almost dead..." The hero let out a chuckle, then ran ahead, excited to see Zelda again, the young princess was like a sister to him, and he was excited to spend time with her now that Ganondorf had been killed.

Kai let out a long sigh. "Yeah... I'm screwed..."

Shock fell upon Kai's expression when he entered the castle court yard. The dead bodies of guards were scattered everywhere, like a huge blast had thrown them. A few of the servants were also laying around, their faces twisted into fearful expressions. He was slightly aware of the bodies of the sages also thrown about, perhaps it was because they were mangled beyond recognition.

And then his eyes shifted to the center of the courtyard, the same place where Link and Zelda had first met. He saw the hero kneeling on the ground, holding onto the princess, her body limp in his arms. Oh snap... He's gonna be pissed... I hope she's just unconscious...

When he was sure he could speak with out revealing his thoughts, he asked. "Is she dead?" Damn... Spoke with out thinking again... I'm dead... He stepped closer, testing his luck. He could hear Link slowly and steadily breathing. Yep... He snapped... He watched as the hero gently laid the body of the princess on the grassy surface, still breathing slowly.

Kai jumped when he heard him speak.

"Let's go." His eyes were still shaded with his bangs, so the shadow couldn't tell what he was thinking.

"Um, go where exactly?" He had no idea what the elf was talking about.

"We're leaving... Unless you wish to stay here..." He stood up and walked passed the shadow, his eyes still covered.

"Is she actually-"

"Dead? Yes!" Link spun around to face him, tears were in his eyes, some had escaped and run down his cheeks in silvery paths. Whether they were sad tears or angry tears, he couldn't tell.

"Well let's stop and get Malon, you know she'd be pissed if we left her."

He watched as the hero's expression turned from angry to sad. "She's dead Kai... I saw her on the sidewalk outside, she was laying beside her wagon... I thought she was sleeping, when I got closer, I knew something was wrong, not only with her, but the whole castle."

"Oh..." Was the only thing he could say to that. "So we're just going to leave?"

"Yes."

"Where are we gonna go? Who's gonna bury them?" He was surprised to find that he was feeling anything for the people who had died, it was getting hard to contain himself.

"The villagers of Kakariko will find them, and where are we going? I don't know yet... But I don't want to stay here and be dragged into being a king or something, and we both know that's what will happen."

Kai nodded then walked over to the hero, ruffling his already messy golden hair. "Fine then... let's go..."