Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, please don't sue.
Humans, Sunstreaker mused, had some pretty good games. Training exercises on Cybertron had become monotonous pretty fast, but thanks to the squishy Spike and the internet, Prowl had expanded his repertoire of amusing battle-simulations. The current activity was something the humans called 'Capture the Flag' and involved two opposing teams trying to 'capture' the other team's hidden flag.
At that moment, Sunstreaker was in the enemy team's prison, watching his brother slink towards the flag he'd spotted fifteen minutes earlier. Sideswipe had managed to remain unnoticed as of yet and was now creeping towards the strip of fabric that had been tied around a tree branch.
It was then that Bluestreak came stumbling through the underbrush, startling Sideswipe considerably and prompting the red hellion to jump a good four feet into the air, stumble upon landing on the uneven ground and fall back on his rear-end.
After hurriedly righting himself, Sideswipe resumed flag-capturing by reaching forwards towards the fabric.
"Swiper no swiping!" Spluttered Bluestreak, who was still a good 20 yards away and standing far out of reach from the red twin. Sideswipe responded by cocking his head to the side and creasing his brow. From where Sunstreaker stood, Sideswipe's expression quite resembled that of a Dinobot attempting to understand quantum mechanics.
Sunstreaker guffawed from his prison and earned himself a confused glare from his twin.
"Wha-"
Quite oblivious to the fact that Sideswipe had no idea what he was saying, Bluestreak struggled to get the words out before his enemy grabbed the flag. "Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping!"
Still attempting to control his laughter without much success, Sunstreaker managed to offer what might have had the potential to be a passable explanation. "It's a human," Sunstreaker paused to snicker, "a human tv show!" Unable to continue, the yellow twin subsided into a fit of laughter, bending over in an attempt to restrain his laughter.
After staring at his twin for a moment, and then turning to look at the wide-opticked Bluestreak, Sideswipe said what was probably the most intelligent remark in the entire exchange.
"Slag that."
He then proceeded to grab the flag and charge towards his own territory.
-fin-
Disclaimer Number 2: I do not own Dora the Explorer either.