Chapter 4: Fairies to the rescue!
"Anti Wanda!" Anti Cosmo said to her. Anti Wanda looked at her husband while the two magical babies played (Unpleasantly for Poof, enjoyable for Anti Poof.)
"Yes buttercups?" Anti Wanda asked.
"We better make Poof part of this family before his parents come to spoil all of our evil plans!"
"What two parents ares you talkin' abouts?"
"Those twipy parents of his, Cosmo and Wanda!"
"Theres comin' hers?"
"Of course they're coming here! I gave them a note that their baby is with us! And plus, I bet his parents will want to save their precious gift of above form certain doom!" He looked at the wriggling Poof in his son's clutches.
"Wells OK!" She agreed. "Buts don't hurts him, remember a baby is stills a baby, no metters if it's on the evils side or nots!"
"Don't worry dear, I won't dream of hurting our little gust!" he patted Poof's head, and then looked at his son. Anti Poof looked back at his father.
"Son?" he said. "Can daddy have your playmate a while so daddy can make him a permanent playmate?" Anti Poof agreed and gave his father the fairy baby. Anti Cosmo than put Poof into a bluest crib. The tape on Poof's mouth came off.
"Poof?" Poof looked up at Anti Cosmo who went to a lever on a machine connected to the crib.
"Poof." He said. "Welcome to the anti family!" He lowered the lever down all the way. Suddenly electric shocks were seen powering the machine. Then it formed a dark bubble that surrounded Poof. Anti Cosmo pressed a button, then the electric shocks went through Poof's body! Poof screamed and wriggled in pain.
"Soon my new son." Anti Cosmo said. "You will have no choice but to join our family for life!" He, his wife, and their baby laughed evilly.
"MAMA!!" Poof screamed.
Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda were running through the castle looking for their baby, when they herd the scream.
"That must be Poof!" Wanda said. "Come on!" They headed towards the scream.
"Excallent, its working! Anti Cosmo cheered. When Cosmo and Wanda got to the room, they gasped at the horrible sight of their son.
"What on earth are you doing to our baby?" Wanda demanded to know. The antis looked at the fairies that just entered.
"Wanda what are you doing?" Cosmo asked his wife. "Don't blow our cover!"
"I'm sorry Cosmo!" She said. "But I just can't bare to see our only son in danger!" Then she looked at Anti Cosmo. "Give our baby back right now or I'll destroy all of you!"
"There's that little threat again!" Anti Cosmo responded. "Ok, you can have him." Anti Cosmo snapped his finger, then the machine stopped. Poof flew up, the bubble vanished. His back was facing them.
"POOF!" Wanda said, she rushed towards her baby. "You're be ok, mommy's coming!"
"Wanda, be careful!" Cosmo called to his wife.
"A foolish mistake!" Anti Cosmo said. Then looked at Poof. "Poof, show your mommy how you really feel about her!"
Poof turned around, but something was different, he had glowing red eyes!
"Poof!" He said with an evil grin; he wriggled his arms up and down rapidly. Suddenly Wanda bumped into an invisible force field that just appeared out from nowhere! She sailed back towards Cosmo, eyes closed! Cosmo screamed and ducked, his wife landed right by him!
"Wanda!" Cosmo went to shake his unconscious wife. "Are you Ok? Speak to me! Come on, you have to be ok!" Anti Cosmo laughed.
"Cosmo your ignorant boob, you think you and your naggy wife can beat us? I don't think so!" He laughed some more. Wanda opened her eyes, and sat up.
"Wanda!" Cosmo said in realief. He hugged her. "You're ok!" Wanda smiled and hugged him back.
"Of course I'm OK!" she told him. "I'm always ok, as long as I'm with you!"
"Awe!" Anti Cosmo cooed, pretending his tears. "Isn't that sweet?"
"It's so beautiful." Anti Wanda said with tears running down her face. "It warms mys heart! It's the most beautiful ting I ever seen!"
"OK, sweet time is over!" Anti Cosmo explained getting back to business. "Ok Poof, daddy wants you to put Cosmo and Wanda in a cage under a giant butterfly net!"
"Poof!" Poof laughed evilly, wriggiling his arms. Suddenly Cosmo and Wanda were in a cage under a giant butterfly net!"
"Let us out!" Cosmo cried. "We still got our wands; we can poof our ways out of here!"
"Cosmo, we can't do that!" Wanda said but it was too late. Cosmo tried his wand but it failed. Anti Cosmo laughed.
"Hay what gives?" Cosmo looked at his wand. "My wand didn't work!"
"Cosmo, our wands are powerless in a butterfly net!" Wanda reminded her husband.
"Awe man! Cosmo said. "Stupid wand rules!" Anti Cosmo laughed some more.
"Looks like you'll be stuck in there forever then!" He laughed. Poof laughed, than he was turning blue and black!
"Poof, what on earth is happening to you?" Wanda asked. Anti Cosmo looked at Poof.
"Oh, Poof is just starting to turn into an anti fairy!" Anti Cosmo replied.
"Anti fairy?!" Wanda said. She gasped. "Oh no! But that means…"
"Yes," He said. "Poof will be evil just like us!" He, his wife, and Anti Poof laughed evilly.
"Why are you doing this?" Cosmo wanted to know.
'Oh Cosmo, you silly ignorant boob!" Anti Cosmo replied. "We'll doing this simply because we're evil, and its fun!"
"I have to disagree with you. Wanda says that it's no laughing matter to kill or harm babies."
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU STUPID NAGGY WIFE THINKS! Besides I said it was fun for us, not fun for you!" He, Anti Wanda, and Anti Poof began to leave.
Anti Poof lifted his dagger, and forced Cosmo and Wanda to bounce around in the cage. He laughed, and then followed his parents to the other room. Then Cosmo and Wanda bumped hands, and fell to the ground. Cosmo rubbed his head, turned around, and put his hands on the cage bars.
"AND MY WIFE IS NOT NAGGY AND STUPID!" Cosmo hollered after them. "Well maybe a little naggy, BUT NOT STUPID!" He turned around to see his wife. She was crying in her lap.
"Sweetheart, what's wrong?" Cosmo asked Wanda, comforting her. "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, honest I didn't!"
"Oh Cosmo, it's not that!" She sobbed. "It's just," she sat up, tears still in her eyes. "Poof has been with us for almost 4 months now, and already we might be losing him! We were right; we are theworst parents ever!" She cried in her lap some more.
"I may have a solution for this!" Cosmo said. Wanda stopped crying, and looked at her husband.
"You do?" she asked. "What? Tell me!"
"I saw this in a kid's movie, all we have to do is tell Poof all the fun times we had with him, and then he'll eventually remember us!" Wanda frouwnd.
"Cosmo, that was just a cartoon, this is reality, it might not work the same way!"
"We won't know until we try. Please Wanda? At least let us try!"
"Cosmo I just don't know."
"Please?"
"Well alright! I suppose we can give it a shot!"
"Yay! I knew you'll come through!" The two parents looked at their baby, his back was facing them.
"Poofy Woofy?" Wanda asked the fairy baby (almost anti fairy.) "Do you remember us?" Poof looked at them.
"I gave you birth Poof!" Cosmo shouted.
"And we saved you from HP and Anti Cosmo with Jordan and Timmy!"
"You ate that spicy Dorito!"
"I sent you away to Mama Cosma when Timmy had that bad toothache!"
"Timmy babysat you one time when we were at a fancy restaurant, and I saved you from falling when we were ant size!"
"And I.I…" She began to cry when Poof's wings turned bat like. "Oh just forget it! Poof you just have to remember us, you just have to!" She cried lauder, and then she and Cosmo hugged while they both cried loudly.
"WE LOVE YOU!!" They cried loudly. Suddenly, Poof screamed. Then his wings turned back to normal. Then his whole body turned complexly back to normal! He turned around.
"Poof!" He said in his cheerful voice again.
"Poof?" His parents looked up slowly.
"POOF!" They both said, and immediately stopped crying.
"Mama, dada!" he replied, laughing excitedly. Suddenly the cage and the giant butterfly net suddenly disappeared. They rushed to him.
"Oh Poof!" Wanda said, hugging him. "Mommy and Daddy are so happy that you're with us again!"
"Yeah, we thought you were a goner!" Cosmo told the fairy baby, while Wanda let go to wipe a final tear from her face.
Suddenly, another butterfly net swooped up Cosmo and Wanda. They screamed.
"Poof?" Poof asked with questing eyes at the sight of his parents.
"Poof, help us!" Cosmo told his son. "Please, can you get us out of here?" Poof was about to help when his mother spoke to him.
"No Poof1" Wanda said. "We don't want you in any more danger. Please just run! Mommy and daddy will somehow escape, so please Poof, just run!" Poof just didn't know what to do.
"Please Poof! Will you do it for mommy?"
"And daddy?" Poof took one final glance, than began to go when he heard an evil laugh. When he turned around, he saw Anti Cosmo, Anti Wanda, and Anti Poof.
"Do you really think that you could stop us?" Anti Cosmo laughed.
"Anti Cosmo!" Wanda said. "You are pure evil, you know that? You won't even let us be with our baby!"
"Why thank you!" Anti Cosmo said, then he ruffled his son's lighting like hair. "I must congratulate my son for scooping you up in that butterfly net! Son, I'm very proud of you! You are truly an evil anti, must've taken it from his father!" Anti Poof laughed.
"He did this to us?" Cosmo asked.
"Indeed he did!" Anti Cosmo replied, he stopped playing with Anti Poof's hair.
"Wow, he is good!"
"That's why he's our son, now son destroy them!" Cosmo and Wanda tightly shut their eyes, waiting for their upcoming doom. They reopened their eyes when nothing happened.
"Anti Poof, what's wrong?" Anti Cosmo asked his son. "I said destroy them! Didn't you hear me?" again the anti baby did nothing.
"Maysbe he don'ts wants to do it." Anti Wanda said.
"Nonsense!" Anti Cosmo told her. "Now son, DESTORY THEM!" Again nothing.
"Ugh! Why can't my son destroy them?!"
"Ha!" Wanda said. "Since Poof is destructive, Anti Poof can't destroy us! What are you going to do now huh?"
"This!" Anti Cosmo said, revealing a big laser. Wanda gulped.
"Now any last words before I destroy you?" he got the laser ready to fire.
"Yes!" Cosmo said. Wanda looked at him. He put his finger in his ear, and came out with some grape jelly. "Does anyone want to share some grape jelly with me?"
"NO!" He fired the laser. Cosmo and Wanda closed their eyes.
"POOF!" Poof got in front of the laser right in time, forcing the laser to hit Poof! Poof fell on the floor unconscious.
"POOF!" His parents screamed when they opened their eyes, and gasping.
"Drat!" Said Anti Cosmo. "That stupid baby just got in my way!" He was getting ready to fire another laser.
"Cosmo, you still got grape jelly?" Wanda asked.
"Yup!" he exclaimed. "I also got all sorts of apple sauce too! I store them in there to eat and share with my friends in an emergency!"
"Well we may need your food!"
"What?! Wanda grabbed her husband and pretended he was like a canyon. Apple sauce and jelly went everywhere! It blinded the antis! Anti Cosmo fell back, the laser went torweds the net! Cosmo and Wanda ducked; the laser sliced the net, letting the prisoners go free.
"This is for our baby Anti Cosmo! Wanda yelled as she and her husband zapped their wands at the antis. Suddenly the antis screamed while they were tied up by strings of ropes!
"This won't be the end of this!" Anti Cosmo told them when they threw them in their chamber. "The antis will have revenge! Do you hear me, revenge!" Wanda shut the door.
"Well that's the end of the antis for a while!" Wanda said.
"Wanda, why won't Poof wake up?" Cosmo asked, leaning over Poof. Wanda came up to his husband and looked at their unconscious son.
"Poof, it's ok now! Mommy and daddy are here now!" Wanda said, Poof didn't wake up. Wanda put Poof down gently, a teardrop fell from her cheek.
"What's wrong Wanda?" Cosmo asked. "Poof can't die you know, we'll immortal!"
"I don't think that's true anymore Cosmo." She began to cry.
"You know Wanda, in the movie the friends came and made the hero alive again!"
"Oh Cosmo, that was just a movie, this is reality!" Wanda cried harder. Cosmo frowned, there was a teardrop now in his eye.
"You know I wish that we can bring him back to life without breaking the rules!" he burst out crying.
"Oh me too honey, me too!" They both cried together. Suddenly, Poof opened his eyes and looked up at his sobbing parents.
"Mama? Dada?" he asked, wondering why they were crying.
"Sometimes I can still here his voice!" Wanda cried.
"Oh me too, me too!"
"Poof?"
Cosmo opened his eyes. He felt overjoyed when he saw his son alive and healthy.
"Wanda look!" He said, hugging his son. "Our son isn't dead! He's alive and healthy!"
"I wish that was true Cosmo!" She weeped. "But it's not!"
"Just wake up and see for yourself!" Wanda opened her eyes slowly.
"Mama!" Poof hugged his mom before she could.
"POOF!" his mom hugged him back. "My sweet child, thank goodness you're all right!" They both hugged their baby.
"Well time to go!" Cosmo said, letting go. Wanda looked at her baby.
"Do you want to go home now Poof and see if Timmy is back yet?"
"Poof!"
"Ok Cosmo, take us home!"
"I will be pleasured!"
Then they went back to Timmy's house, together, as a family, and will always be. They enjoyed the long wait until the next Friday the 13th!