"It's called 'in bed,'" Emmett explained.
"Whoa, WHAT?!" Bella exclaimed, snapping to attention.
"'In Bed,'" Emmett said again. "We're going to call a Chinese restaurant, order a 100 fortune cookies, and come back here and read them."
"Ok...How does that have ANYTHING to do with 'in bed?'"
"Because," Rosalie began, "you read the cookie's fortune and at the end of it you say 'in bed.' It's tons of fun! The guys normally do this on a guys-night-out, but this time they decided to let us come. Naturally, Esme and Carlisle do not participate."
Bella's gonna think you're all crazy…Carlisle thought, flashing me a look.
"That sounds like fun!" Exclaimed Bella. I flashed a snicker at Carlisle.
After they ordered the cookies, Alice having a heck of a time convincing the Chinese woman she needed a hundred cookies, we all circled up in the living room, (Alice and Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie, and Bella and I). We turned off the lights and put out the candles to set the mood.
"Oh! Rosalie first!" Alice exclaimed.
"Okay, but no more using your powers! Any of you!" She glared at me, "Including you."
Blah, blah. Like that would work.
Edward…I know you can hear me…STOP! Rosalie.
Wow, forceful thought!
"Okay," Rose cracked the first cookie and threw the scraps on the floor, keeping the paper. "'Flattery will go far tonight'…in bed." She sucked in her breath.
"So…" Emmett said, running his fingertips up her arm. "Only a little flattery tonight then, huh?" We all laughed as she smacked his hand away. Emmett definitely had more on his mind then just plain ole' flattery. He was very detailed!
Emmett reached out and grabbed one. "'Luck will be on your side tonight in bed!'" Emmett roared with laughter. He playfully reached for Rosalie saying, "Meant to be, baby," while she scooted far away from him.
We could go upstairs…Emmett was thinking. We'd go to my room and leave them all down here. I'd turn out the light, turn on the music and then…
"Whoa, buddy!" I yelped at Emmett. He beamed at me!
Jasper got one next. "A pleasant surprise is in store for you in bed." Alice's face got darker as if she were blushing. I became curious.
Oh no, I hope he doesn't know about the new vibrated-toy I bought him. It wouldn't be a surprise then.
Ugh! TMI! Bella grabbed one, so I focused on her face. "'A secret admirer will soon send you affection in bed!'" Her cheeks flushed as she looked down.
"Better be careful tonight Bella…" Alice teased. "That Mike Newton has been really looking at you more often then necessary…" She drug out the last word with a false warning on her face.
A snarl erupted from my chest and I glared at her! That's what you get for listening to my thoughts earlier. I saw your disgusted face! I hissed at her, then Bella put an arm around me.
"No worries, Edward. If he does try anything, you'll be the first to know…nor rules at all to your responsive actions…" She winked at me playfully. I kissed her then continued with the game.
Alice grabbed one next. "'Your heart will always make itself know through your words in bed…'"
"You always were a noisy partner…" Jasper teased, laughing. That got us all!
I grabbed one next, being the last to go in the first round. "'The first step to better times is to imagine them in bed.'" I was angry because it wasn't funny. But then Emmett…
"You know little bro, YOU have to imagine them to even to try to get ahead. You've haven't gotten any action before in your entire life!" Emmett boomed!
I bubbled with fury! Everyone was laughing now! Bella caught my eye in a quick glance.
It's true…Judging by his reaction, I guess Emmett wins the bet on whether or not him and Bella…
Poor guy, it is funny though.
V-I-R-G-I-N!!
"Okay! That's It!" I hollered, letting the fury take me. "Bella, let's go! My room! RIGHT NOW!"